He is well - out of his newborn clothes already...
He's gained another 3 ounces since he was born and he's still constantly asking for food. I've got my work cut out keeping up with him.
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He is well - out of his newborn clothes already...
He's gained another 3 ounces since he was born and he's still constantly asking for food. I've got my work cut out keeping up with him.
Our kids are officially double where they started. Our latest victory was to eliminate one of the overnight feedings. Life. Is. Gooood. :D Nobody ever told me what it is like to feed every 4 hours for 3+ months straight. Good gawd!
I come here to see the Dancin' Monkey- now dance, Mr. Artist! As soon as I get done changing a couple of diapers. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice:blue period
No, I think you'll find, in the final analysis, that you come here to avoid the cataclysmic reality of your real life whilst malingering on with an elusive back injury and an internets addiction and I think that you'll also find that changing shitty nappies is just about the most easy thing you can do as a father (or husband, for that matter).Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeI come here to see the Dancin' Monkey- now dance, Mr. Artist! As soon as I get done changing a couple of diapers. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice:blue period
If you've come here to see me dance for you, then I'll more than happily funky chicken you all over the place, Leroy.
Ah, that's the chalice I missed. :happy:
Talking about changing nappies; earlier on I was changing nappy number 7 of the day so far. The minute I had the nappy off the boy and had wiped his bum he decided that was the moment to do a pee followed by a projectile poo :sick:
The husband nearly puked right there and then :lol:
have this clear the only bitch here is you. unlike you i dont post to lick someone's balls. i know what i know from experience because i actually live a life. like not in the woods somewhere, probably milking goats.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeIs that the best you can do? Really. A guy who claims to have lost "boys", and battled drug addictions. Yeah, yer hard, little pirate. You. Are. Hard. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by l33tpirata13
The only thing anyone believes is that you woke up with a cock in your mouth. We just don't know how many times...
You come here and try to hang, but you have not once come out ahead on any exchange with anyone. Feel free to repost yer zingers. Maybe I missed 'em.
Let's clear this up... you are a wanna-be street kid, a wanna-be lounger, and a wanna-be (l33t)pirate.
Either bring some real game, or stfo...:dry:
battled drug addictions? are you fucking stupid or just fucking numb? Let me guess you voted for Bush huh? i never battled any drug addiction you fucking lame ass wannabe bitch. unlike you i grew out of trying to be cool. did i lose boys, yeah, i have. unlike you i have real life friends, lowlife. youre life is really ordinary if all you have to do is post here and think youre someone.
ive never had a gay thought im my mind but you obviously like that image of a cock im my mouth so, go ahead suit your fantasies you sick fuck. youre no one to me so i really dont give a shit.
and for the record i dont keep tabs like a little school girl about whether i come out of an arguement on top. but i will say this, as soon as i called you out for jocking albo the one fight kid you changed your sig. NOW YOUR JOCKING IN THE FUTURE!!!!!. Seriously guy, GET HIS DICK OUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!!! HE'S PROBABLY NOT FIGHTING ANYMORE. but since you never done anything in real life you cling. Fucking idiot.
Oh let it go you senile fool (READ: Cunt). I was going to buy you a beer in celebration, but this eliminated you. I'm now debating whether to give it to MBM or l33t. Depends on who wins their highly intellectual debate.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
P.S. Just to clear it up, I hit "L" three times and my keyboard wouldn't bringing it up. Of course, I'm not sure if I was actually pressing "L".
Loving the exclamation marks. I can really see what you're feeling.Quote:
Originally Posted by l33tpirata13have this clear the only bitch here is you. unlike you i dont post to lick someone's balls. i know what i know from experience because i actually live a life. like not in the woods somewhere, probably milking goats.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
battled drug addictions? are you fucking stupid or just fucking numb? Let me guess you voted for Bush huh? i never battled any drug addiction you fucking lame ass wannabe bitch. unlike you i grew out of trying to be cool. did i lose boys, yeah, i have. unlike you i have real life friends, lowlife. youre life is really ordinary if all you have to do is post here and think youre someone.
ive never had a gay thought im my mind but you obviously like that image of a cock im my mouth so, go ahead suit your fantasies you sick fuck. youre no one to me so i really dont give a shit.
and for the record i dont keep tabs like a little school girl about whether i come out of an arguement on top. but i will say this, as soon as i called you out for jocking albo the one fight kid you changed your sig. NOW YOUR JOCKING IN THE FUTURE!!!!!. Seriously guy, GET HIS DICK OUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!!! HE'S PROBABLY NOT FIGHTING ANYMORE. but since you never done anything in real life you cling. Fucking idiot.
The rest of your post was wank, but the exclamation marks really moved me.
comin in to protect ur bitch, i understand.:yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice:blue periodLoving the exclamation marks. I can really see what you're feeling.Quote:
Originally Posted by l33tpirata13
The rest of your post was wank, but the exclamation marks really moved me.
All you spastics look the same to me, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by l33tpirata13comin in to protect ur bitch, i understand.:yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice:blue period
That's why I call you all 'same-faces'.
I don't take sides in the mong war.
well great then, pass the popcorn biotch!!Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice:blue periodAll you spastics look the same to me, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by l33tpirata13
That's why I call you all 'same-faces'.
I don't take sides in the mong war.
For clarity, you do realise I just called you a fucking remedial there, don't you?Quote:
Originally Posted by l33tpirata13well great then, pass the popcorn biotch!!Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice:blue period
Just cos I acknowledged that you fall into a category doesn't make you any more clever than those window-lickers wherein you are grouped.
Probably less so, actualment.
I'll stay up for 7 days straight if you promise to buy me a beer at the end.Check back for updates.Quote:
Originally Posted by ringhunterOh let it go you senile fool (READ: Cunt). I was going to buy you a beer in celebration, but this eliminated you. I'm now debating whether to give it to MBM or l33t. Depends on who wins their highly intellectual debate.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
P.S. Just to clear it up, I hit "L" three times and my keyboard wouldn't bringing it up. Of course, I'm not sure if I was actually pressing "L".
Of course it's entirely possible somewhere along the way my sleep deprived brain will have an epiphany and I will never return to this God-forsaken place so basic win/win/win situation.
Btw I don't for a minute believe you're old enough to actually legally buy alcohol but seeing how ethically challenged you are I'm sure stealing some from your Mom won't be a problem.
None of that light shit her fat ass usually drinks though.
looks like we're warring to me MONG!!!! In a grouped fashion-like.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice:blue periodFor clarity, you do realise I just called you a fucking remedial there, don't you?Quote:
Originally Posted by l33tpirata13
Just cos I acknowledged that you fall into a category doesn't make you any more clever than those window-lickers wherein you are grouped.
Probably less so, actualment.
Looks like you can't even manage a coherent sentence.Quote:
Originally Posted by l33tpirata13looks like we're warring to me MONG!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice:blue period
How do you ever hope to defeat that anal industrial drill, MBM, with your lack of language, not to mention imagination?
You're clearly struggling with me and we haven't even entered a disagreement yet.
sleep thenQuote:
Originally Posted by ringhunter
i have the same condition dude ..
i mean .. everytime i go to fucking sleep
either the fucking cricket like shit starts cricketing ...
ok finally i was about to fucking sleep and guess what a fucking tiny fly gets inside my ear from nowhere ...
yea
Nice. I poke a stick at the retard, and he devolves even more. Now I'm pickin' on a 6 y.o.Quote:
Originally Posted by l33tpirata13have this clear the only bitch here is you. unlike you i dont post to lick someone's balls. i know what i know from experience because i actually live a life. like not in the woods somewhere, probably milking goats.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
battled drug addictions? are you fucking stupid or just fucking numb? Let me guess you voted for Bush huh? i never battled any drug addiction you fucking lame ass wannabe bitch. unlike you i grew out of trying to be cool. did i lose boys, yeah, i have. unlike you i have real life friends, lowlife. youre life is really ordinary if all you have to do is post here and think youre someone.
ive never had a gay thought im my mind but you obviously like that image of a cock im my mouth so, go ahead suit your fantasies you sick fuck. youre no one to me so i really dont give a shit.
and for the record i dont keep tabs like a little school girl about whether i come out of an arguement on top. but i will say this, as soon as i called you out for jocking albo the one fight kid you changed your sig. NOW YOUR JOCKING IN THE FUTURE!!!!!. Seriously guy, GET HIS DICK OUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!!! HE'S PROBABLY NOT FIGHTING ANYMORE. but since you never done anything in real life you cling. Fucking idiot.
You draw in Loungers like blood draws sharks. We smell punk in the water and we can't resist. Feedin' time!
Now, there's only one thing to settle...
Are you a punk ass bitch, or a bitch ass punk, little pirate?
Point of order...
Shark, like Nazi analogies remain reserved for the very most desperate and/or ironic circumstances brungabout within this sacred temple of expression we call the lounge.
Your internets kneecaps have been summarily removed out of general disapproval, you fucking minkey.
cunt.
However, I don't need no stinkin' kneecaps for this little morsel.
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:D
And one more, for memories...
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Now, fack off, cuntz!
You two continue jerking each other off.
It's popularly known as a snowball fight, spunky.Quote:
Originally Posted by l33tpirata13
Why do you act like you cant read or understand? How convenient. You claim to be sooo advanced rhetorically but you dont understand simply english? No one is struggling, you ain't shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice:blue periodLooks like you can't even manage a coherent sentence.Quote:
Originally Posted by l33tpirata13
How do you ever hope to defeat that anal industrial drill, MBM, with your lack of language, not to mention imagination?
You're clearly struggling with me and we haven't even entered a disagreement yet.
oh, and for the record i was making fun you. i never use "like" and the end of my sentences.
Point 1: PHAILQuote:
Originally Posted by l33tpirata13
Point 2: It's good to have a heads up for when you area jokejoking. Thanks for that.
Here is where I would drop another shit log on your head, but in light of your last post, I'll let you do it to yourself. ;)
Are you made out of plastic at all? Is Twat your first language?
Is the faculty of covering your head with your hands to deflect precipitation considered major surgery in your herd or are you of the more radical ilk: the feet umbrella-people?
Whose noses serve as drips to their dooms. Try snorting charles in zero gravity.
Try blowing your nose.
wow, youre a poet and a dick.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice:blue period
your banner says it all. FAN!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemePoint 1: PHAILQuote:
Originally Posted by l33tpirata13
Point 2: It's good to have a heads up for when you area jokejoking. Thanks for that.
Here is where I would drop another shit log on your head, but in light of your last post, I'll let you do it to yourself. ;)
That's FRIEND. Do you have any your mom doesn't buy beer for?Quote:
Originally Posted by l33tpirata13
I haven't even begun to be a dick yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by l33tpirata13wow, youre a poet and a dick.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice:blue period
Several weeks from now, spastic, you'll be begging for my poet days.
You will fail miserably, this is my prediction.
You will achieve this by simply being yourself. You do it all the time.
when do you know youre reaching? mom jokes.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeThat's FRIEND. Do you have any your mom doesn't buy beer for?Quote:
Originally Posted by l33tpirata13
ok cool. ill tell you what....You keep acting like a asshole, and i'll count how many times you say spastic, cunt, and -like.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice:blue periodI haven't even begun to be a dick yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by l33tpirata13
Several weeks from now, spastic, you'll be begging for my poet days.
You will fail miserably, this is my prediction.
You will achieve this by simply being yourself. You do it all the time.
How's this for a reach?Quote:
Originally Posted by l33tpirata13
I am home because I have 2 kids and a wife. My dogs are cool, also.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Chalice is home doing pretty much the same family day.
Tomorrow is a LESS-fun projects day, but we keep the house nice. And regardless, the family is together.
We've got a motorcycle, bikes, and kayaks if we get bored.
You seem to have all the charm, whit, and intelligence to make you a prisoner in your own basement. With all the coolness you perspire, the only way you could get friends over is if she is the "cool mom" who does things like buy beer, give handjobs (for those with sore wrists), and let them give her facials. You can never have skin that is loose and wrinkly around they eyes.
I can only imagine how happy your boys leave after hangin' out with mom...
This one slipped me by...Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
There are two ways a woman can lose that teen-like tightness. She can push out something the size of a basketball, or she can take in the equivalent of a basketball team.
Factamundo.
This may explain why giving birth came so easy to me :lol:
You do that, spastic. See how high you can cunt. We can rename you 'The Cunt' off of Sesame Street.Quote:
Originally Posted by l33tpirata13ok cool. ill tell you what....You keep acting like a asshole, and i'll count how many times you say spastic, cunt, and -like.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice:blue period
While you're at your cunting lark, you should cunt how many times you get humiliated in this thread. We're cruising at double figures already but I can see how that might get confusing for you.
If you're struggling, ask me. I'm very accommodating. Like your spastic mum's sphincter, like.
all i heard was, spastic, spastic, -like, cunt and then spastic. Sounds like your chewing at your face.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice:blue periodYou do that, spastic. See how high you can cunt. We can rename you 'The Cunt' off of Sesame Street.Quote:
Originally Posted by l33tpirata13
While you're at your cunting lark, you should cunt how many times you get humiliated in this thread. We're cruising at double figures already but I can see how that might get confusing for you.
If you're struggling, ask me. I'm very accommodating. Like your spastic mum's sphincter, like.
fine you wanna get personal? Are you sure those are your twins?Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeHow's this for a reach?
I am home because I have 2 kids and a wife. My dogs are cool, also.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Chalice is home doing pretty much the same family day.
Tomorrow is a LESS-fun projects day, but we keep the house nice. And regardless, the family is together.
We've got a motorcycle, bikes, and kayaks if we get bored.
You seem to have all the charm, whit, and intelligence to make you a prisoner in your own basement. With all the coolness you perspire, the only way you could get friends over is if she is the "cool mom" who does things like buy beer, give handjobs (for those with sore wrists), and let them give her facials. You can never have skin that is loose and wrinkly around they eyes.
I can only imagine how happy your boys leave after hangin' out with mom...
Nice trick, spastic.Quote:
Originally Posted by l33tpirata13all i heard was, spastic, spastic, -like, cunt and then spastic. Sounds like your chewing at your face.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice:blue period
If you're hearing stuff off of wot I post, then I'm more impressive than I give myself credit for or you're a delusional minkey.
Desirable though the former is, the latter seems more in keeping with the likelihood of you being a fucking mong and all, like.