Re: Happy Independence Day!
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Originally Posted by
OlegL
Shut the fuck up, do you understand it?
On our nation's Independence Day, you would deny me my constitutionally guaranteed right to free speech? :O
Just for that, I hope you never get laid. :snooty:
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Seriously, are you an idiot?
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Originally Posted by
Squeamous
because you can't do anything except think about pussy all day.
Me: Why the fuck Americans are so successful?
Barber: Because their minds are on work and their cocks are on pussies.
Me: Why are we so unsuccessful?
Barber: Because our minds are on pussies and the work is on our cocks.
Re: Happy Independence Day!
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Originally Posted by
OlegL
Seriously, are you an idiot?
Are you debating our constitutional right to free speech, or the fact you never (will) get laid? :unsure:
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Oh my God, what the fuck!!!! Megabyteme, I want you to stop saying the idiotic stuff that you keep saying. You make me feel uneasy. You really do. All I want you to do is to stop saying stupid shit. Please!!!!
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You didn't answer my question. When you say, "stupid shit", are you talking about free speech, or your virginity? You are the one who made point to tell everyone you have never had sex, so, in fact, you used your right to free speech to tell everyone about it.
Now, you are trying to silence me from talking about either. That hardly seems fair. :(
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Just don't say things that will make me feel uncomfortable.
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Snakes
Spiders
Tax collectors sorry, forgot you don't work.
Pretty girls
Open spaces
Failing out of college
Stuff like this? :unsure:
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I will NOT lend you money. :noes:
*EDIT* Is this what you are on about now, wanting money? Darn Juice, always wanting money. :O
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Originally Posted by
whatcdfan
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Originally Posted by
Squeamous
because you can't do anything except think about pussy all day.
Me: Why the fuck Americans are so successful?
Barber: Because their minds are on work and their cocks are on pussies.
Me: Why are we so unsuccessful?
Barber: Because our minds are on pussies and the work is on our cocks.
Or up our arses
Re: Happy Independence Day!
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Originally Posted by
megabyteme
I will NOT lend you money. :noes:
*EDIT* Is this what you are on about now, wanting money? Darn Juice, always wanting money. :O
Man, you are a fucking idiot.
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Watch where you point fingers. At least I finish my classes, and can get laid. How often do you do either of those, Mr. Namecaller?
Re: Happy Independence Day!
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Originally Posted by
megabyteme
Watch where you point fingers. At least I finish my classes, and can get laid. How often do you do either of those, Mr. Namecaller?
Well, I managed to graduate from junior high school, from high school, and from a two-year college... But I was never able to get laid, unfortunately. I am missing out on life because I wasn't able to get laid...
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Originally Posted by
OlegL
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Originally Posted by
megabyteme
Watch where you point fingers. At least I finish my classes, and can get laid. How often do you do either of those, Mr. Namecaller?
Well, I managed to graduate from junior high school, from high school, and from a two-year college... But I was never able to get laid, unfortunately. I am missing out on life because I wasn't able to get laid...
If the bar is too high to attain, the wise lower the bar, in your case Oleg, if you join a seminary school they aren't going to throw you out for incomplete courses, at least not in a hurry, they actually WANT to keep you in school and at the same time if you choose wisely ie a seminary school that practices celibacy, then the problems of your social inadequacy evaporate as well!
et voila, a simple change in lifes direction and your current situation melts away.....
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Happy Independence Day!
For my independence day I judo threw a homeless guy because he got in my face because I told him to get a job and tried to punch me when i told him i didn't give a fuck that he was a vet. He actualy got some distance about 4-5 feet.
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AT TIMES, i MIGHT BE A LITTLE MORE HARSH ON YOU FOR THROWING A HOMELESS GUY AROUND, BUT, CURRENTLY, THAT SOUNDS PRETTY COOL. CARRY ON, GOOD SIR.