well dammit, u don't know when i'm joking - how am i supposed to know when you are??? :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by MediaSlayer@5 November 2003 - 05:40
i wuz kidn B)
my idea woman is perfect though, right?
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well dammit, u don't know when i'm joking - how am i supposed to know when you are??? :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by MediaSlayer@5 November 2003 - 05:40
i wuz kidn B)
my idea woman is perfect though, right?
indeed it isQuote:
kurtsl0an Posted on 5 November 2003 - 05:40
well dammit, u don't know when i'm joking - how am i supposed to know when you are???Quote:
QUOTE (MediaSlayer @ 5 November 2003 - 05:40)
i wuz kidn
my idea woman is perfect though, right?
I have never heard so much crap in all my life, the males replying here must be uneducated, ocker peanut heads :huh: :blink: :ph34r:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Hey Durbs, nah they ain't all ocker, it's a real world wide spread represented in here. Tragic isn't it? And we thought it was only Aussie men. :(
Proving that there is no such thing as the perfect man.
One that speaks when spoken to and only says intelligent things would be a start.
:huh: ;) :P :D :lol:
B) Hi Cel! *waves*
Im the perfect Aussie male...just give and take a bit :lol:
*waves* to Ms Sheila...
anyways im goin out tonite...have fun all...
bye byes :D
:) It's true Cely babes, you are! Unfortunately you are only young, the trick is to stay that way. Have fun tonite!
B)
edit: Celery to Cely babes, just noticed your title. :lol:
My two perfect ladies................
http://www.uploadit.org/files2/031103-Beeld18.jpg
I've got a thing for lassies who are just plain nice all the time - you know, the kind who rarely have a bad word to say about anyone. That's a great attitude IMO, and a bonus is they're often very pretty due to smiling all of the time. http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smi...00tdribble.gif
It's interesting, the way someone's general demeanour will shape their face over time... People who sneer all the time generally aren't going to be nice in either looks or personality, but people who smile and laugh a lot will tend to be beautiful n mind and body http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/w00tbrows.gif
Amen.........Quote:
Originally posted by Lamsey@5 November 2003 - 10:50
I've got a thing for lassies who are just plain nice all the time - you know, the kind who rarely have a bad word to say about anyone. That's a great attitude IMO, and a bonus is they're often very pretty due to smiling all of the time. http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smi...00tdribble.gif
It's interesting, the way someone's general demeanour will shape their face over time... People who sneer all the time generally aren't going to be nice in either looks or personality, but people who smile and laugh a lot will tend to be beautiful n mind and body http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/w00tbrows.gif
:rolleyes: Yogi
I don't believe that there's such a thing as the perfect person but the I do believe that there is the perfect person that is meant for you. To me the perfect man would have to be a Christian or have a belief in God. He would have to have a good sense of humor (how can you have fun if you can't laugh). ;) Common interests are very important. Opposites may attract, but they don't work out.
No one is perfect, but he would have to be basically a good person. Wouldn't want a jerk. A good guy who treats me with Respect, is Faithful to me and Genuinely Cares for me would be the perfect man. :) (If all those things are actually possible) :huh:
I'm all that!!Quote:
No one is perfect, but he would have to be basically a good person. Wouldn't want a jerk. A good guy who treats me with Respect, is Faithful to me and Genuinely Cares for me would be the perfect man. (If all those things are actually possible)
But, sorry, i'm no christian and allready taken..........
(see picture above)
:P Yogi
Modesty has never been one of my strong points.............
I started dating my perfect man April fools day 2002.
Sweet, funny, sexy, good tastes in most music and a desire to screw like bunnies.
He would get up in the morning and make me tea, buy me stuff for no reason, and do all the little things that really count.
Now he's just a drunken bum with a sex complex and a mohawk.
But i love him just the same. ;)
Its weird how people change when you form a relationship.
I suppose its routine that kills the passion, but theres no need for it.
You just gotta remeber not to take your partner for granted, and understand they are people too.
Always told him if Matthew Lilard asked me out, i'd be gone in a flash.
Truth be told, i dont want anything else but my baby. :)
(((awwww.....me feels compelled to text him now.)))
Perfect woman - medium height - red hair - works for the FBI - answers to the name Scully :D
Lilmiss wrote:
There 's the key..........Quote:
You just gotta remember not to take your partner for granted
:rolleyes: Yogi
I'm in a heavenly relationship now for 11 years, still in love, have sex daily, give presents allmost daily; before that i thought this kind of love was just in fairytales.......Now i live one........
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Such wisdom in a youngster.......Quote:
Originally posted by Lamsey@5 November 2003 - 04:50
I've got a thing for lassies who are just plain nice all the time - you know, the kind who rarely have a bad word to say about anyone. That's a great attitude IMO, and a bonus is they're often very pretty due to smiling all of the time. http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smi...00tdribble.gif
It's interesting, the way someone's general demeanour will shape their face over time... People who sneer all the time generally aren't going to be nice in either looks or personality, but people who smile and laugh a lot will tend to be beautiful n mind and body http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/w00tbrows.gif
There is hope. :)
what if your jokes suck?Quote:
Originally posted by MusicChick@5 November 2003 - 09:18
I don't believe that there's such a thing as the perfect person but the I do believe that there is the perfect person that is meant for you. To me the perfect man would have to be a Christian or have a belief in God. He would have to have a good sense of humor (how can you have fun if you can't laugh). ;) Common interests are very important. Opposites may attract, but they don't work out.
No one is perfect, but he would have to be basically a good person. Wouldn't want a jerk. A good guy who treats me with Respect, is Faithful to me and Genuinely Cares for me would be the perfect man. :) (If all those things are actually possible) :huh:
what if your jokes suck? [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Octopussy+5 November 2003 - 11:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Octopussy @ 5 November 2003 - 11:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MusicChick@5 November 2003 - 09:18
I don't believe that there's such a thing as the perfect person but the I do believe that there is the perfect person that is meant for you. To me the perfect man would have to be a Christian or have a belief in God. He would have to have a good sense of humor (how can you have fun if you can't laugh). ;) Common interests are very important. Opposites may attract, but they don't work out.
No one is perfect, but he would have to be basically a good person. Wouldn't want a jerk. A good guy who treats me with Respect, is Faithful to me and Genuinely Cares for me would be the perfect man. :) (If all those things are actually possible) :huh:
Maybe you need a "joke" tutor. :)
what if your jokes suck? [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Octopussy+5 November 2003 - 15:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Octopussy @ 5 November 2003 - 15:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MusicChick@5 November 2003 - 09:18
I don't believe that there's such a thing as the perfect person but the I do believe that there is the perfect person that is meant for you. To me the perfect man would have to be a Christian or have a belief in God. He would have to have a good sense of humor (how can you have fun if you can't laugh). ;) Common interests are very important. Opposites may attract, but they don't work out.
No one is perfect, but he would have to be basically a good person. Wouldn't want a jerk. A good guy who treats me with Respect, is Faithful to me and Genuinely Cares for me would be the perfect man. :) (If all those things are actually possible) :huh:
I've managed to get by...
I personaly wouldn't live with a conformist girl, I want her to be creative ( I don't mean creative in choosing the way the furnitures are disposed in the house, or choosing wallpapers <_< ) I don't want her to bitch about nothing or because the house is a pigsty. i don't even want her to clean the house ( Micro organisms & beattles & will do the job well enought :rolleyes: )
A friend of mine says you better not get a too beautifull one cos then she will always think she's a princess, & if she meet a casanova a day your relation is not doing so great, then you're cheated. My friend says also that girls aren't really bad but just too influenceable my men.
Perfect woman?............She knows :wub:
Jonno B)
JONNO, I thought we agreed on keeping our relation secret? :(Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@6 November 2003 - 00:47
Perfect woman?............She knows :wub:
Jonno B)
:lol: :lol:
Hey GURAHL Dont try to make believes falses stories we all know who's your girl-friend: http://old.saturn.org/fall2002/images/hand.jpg :lol:
http://mysite.verizon.net/vze3nvj6/6toes.jpgQuote:
Originally posted by leonidas@5 November 2003 - 20:01
Hey GHURAL Dont try to make believes falses stories we all know who's your girl-friend: http://old.saturn.org/fall2002/images/hand.jpg :lol:
Wrong, wrong, absolutely brimming with wrongability!Quote:
Originally posted by leonidas@6 November 2003 - 01:01
Hey GURAHL Dont try to make believes falses stories we all know who's your girl-friend: http://old.saturn.org/fall2002/images/hand.jpg :lol:
I'm left handed! :lol:
This is so fuck*ng disgusting :lol:Quote:
Can I lick it ? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :x