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Sure He has you just haven't been formally introduced.:mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
Their G-d hasn't met me yet, when he does...Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Also what's with this "bang" thing? Is that some sort of slang term for exclamation mark in whatever Third World country you hail from?
Bang!
Sorry clearly the ! was redundant. Let me try again.
BANG.
If I remember Freud, the "Bang" is his inner child wanting to kill itself due to the steady decline of its life since it can no longer be a "player". :mellow:
As he doesn't exist he hasn't met me yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Maybe that's just me showing my age though.Quote:
Unix jargon uses sharp or hash (and sometimes, even, mesh) to refer to the number sign character and bang to refer to the exclamation point
There's nothing like a good smack in the face from that feeling of being wrong about something is there?Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I'm still plenty young enough thanks.
Yes, but you are now saddled with kids, and a wife you don't like. Young, or not, it's pretty much life over, player. :(
You're discounting my willingness to behave like so many women have towards me... ie a complete and utter cunt.
Clearly I don't have a firm grip on the whole being a complete and utter pasty idiot thing as I predate the widespread use of computers and still had to look up what Unix was .:mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
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Unix- those are those ex-player guys who have had their balls chopped off by women. I hear these women like to keep those balls in jars next to pics of theanchorskids.
You should stop listening to women, they lie.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Not all of them. I'm fairly sure the ones that tell you they would like you to fuck off and die are telling the truth.
You're Mum did lie when she told you that she loved you and that you aren't a total disappointment though.
Sorry.
Btw this blog is seriously disappointing and I think the whole thing should be moved to Twitter.
Chalice has his own service, it's called Cunter.
To be fair, I did preempt your disappointment with my opening remarks. I could muse about my job, but if you think you're underwhelmed now, you'd be (more) suicidal (than usual) by the end of the first paragraph.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Today, I will mostly be waxing philosophical about the dramatic importance of midgets in the modern televisual age. See, you don't get many midgets in TV shows without them being marginalised or overplayed for comic effect. Well, I can only think of two who hold the gravitas necessary for meaty roles. That impressive wee fucker from Game Of Thrones and that scary diminutive from Twin Peaks and Carnivale. The top end of Masterblaster from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome gets a notable mention, but doesn't count cos he's not on TV.
Who is the better actor? Only one way to find out. Make them fight. Twin Peaks guy gets to have a broken bottle as Game Of Thrones guy has the obvious age advantage.
Yes, I'm quite aware of the medical distinction between midgets and dwarfism, but for the porpoises of this competition, we'll be defining anyone over 20 years of age and under 3 and a half feet high as a midget.
Dr. Loveless in the original Wild Wild West . Basically the Olivier of the short set.
Actor, singer,concert pianist,genius (IQ 178 ),ladies man , pygmy.
Also see here under personal life that he was the original Master Blaster.
As for Game of Thorns and Peter Dinklage I'm sorry but I haven't been watching it.Since the bittards are all a flutter about the series I figured it couldn't be worth shite.
Btw I glad you didn't mention that Ewok Warwick Davis cunt .
Also if you want something to ponder http://www.thestar.com/article/995112
Personally I find it deeply disturbing that any parent would willingly set their child up for that much future abuse.
Interesting, if somewhat tragic.
I can vaguely recall reading that one of the Munchkins from The Wizard Of Oz hanged himself on-set after a day's filming. Actually, it probably wasn't a Munchkin. My memory of it has probably warped so I can sing...
'Hey ho, the titch is dead.
Which old titch? The wicked titch.
Hey ho, the wicked titch is dead'.
Might've been a stuntman (arf).
Peter Dinklage is really worth the admission price and towers above the rest of a strong cast. I predict a Golden Globe for him (not that that means anything). You really should give it a go. It's a slow burner, but what the first couple of episodes lack in momentum, they make up for in tits, incest and bloodshed.
Then again you could just be partial to it as it apparently closely mimics your life.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Leave my well-endowed dead midget sister out of this.
Game of Thrones lesbianism.
NSFW
Of the three "big" series I've been watching (GoT,The Borgias and The Killing),Thrones is the one that has been steadily improving and capturing my interest.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
The last half of this week's episode was some of the best TV of the year.
The Borgias languishes save for the presence of Jeremy Irons and to a lesser extent, Michael Muller (Charles VIII).
The Killing is just pissing me off.
I haven't seen any of them preferring to live my life with a sense of high irony and forgoing anything possibly soul enriching and sticking strictly to a diet of puerile shite.Quote:
Originally Posted by clocker
So in that light if you have any opinions on if the fat minister's kid on The Biggest Loser deserved a better fate I'm open to discussing it.
I'll cast my rec towards GoT, as well. Keep interested through the first two eps, and you are in for some interesting characters, and storylines. Not to mention an awesome, clever little dwarf that gets laid a lot!!! :w00t::w00t::w00t:
Anyone who can "strictly stick" has my respect.
I used to wake up swearing. Nowadays, being more at harmony with the world, I just bash the alarm clock and go back to sleep.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
I've been planning on starting with the Borgias, but figured I'd stock up on episodes since I find watching a few back to back works better. WRT Game of Thrones: It's fairly well made, although I can't decide if I like it.
It's not awesome like Dr Who or powerful like a blue waffle, that's for sure.