Hello Sweetness. Hope you're well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Everyone hates me.
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Hello Sweetness. Hope you're well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Everyone hates me.
You knows I loves ya.
I even sent you a USB powered thingie to prove it.
That was yonks ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
You're only as good as your last USB anal plug.
You know, I just moved 50 miles closer to you. So there.
Really? Where?Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Your a monkey, and whose interested in you're spunk like its original? I mix these up when typing about a good 40 % of the time, if I were to estimate it. I've given up on trying to catch all of them. Eventually you'll have a desperate tool hunting them down, so letting a few go has demonstrated some benefits (in ways of informative characterization). There are exceptions, I wouldn't begin to think of you as desperate.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisAlso, get your fucking possessives and conjunctives in order, you monkey.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Since you're not going to be UK's next top model, I'd imagine you'll be on rebound with some act of redemption. I'm a little excited to see how it turns out. Actually, I'm more excited to see how I'll comment when you do.
Honestly, mate, you're a bore.
Not a lot I want to add to that, like.
This thread peeked with references to Skweeky, and powered anal plugs.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisThat was yonks ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
You're only as good as your last USB anal plug.
It plummeted when it was announced that above was intended for Chalice. :(
In fact, there's no way to get it back off rock bottom now. :noes:
I remember finding your posts so mundane before, then it got more interesting. Eventually, I figured out I was the one making you more interesting. Now this is how you repay me? I think I should probably take offense, but first I'm going to go explore the concept of emotional investment.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
No, you found me the most interesting thing on the board (which I mostly am) and tried to address it.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI remember finding your posts so mundane before, then it got more interesting. Eventually, I figured out I was the one making you more interesting. Now this is how you repay me? I think I should probably take offense, but first I'm going to go explore the concept of emotional investment.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
I won't be addressed, hotshot.
Dearest chavis,Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
If that was true, I would have already dedicated a thread to you, but Apple bashing and video codecs were more interesting topics. You're fun, but I'm not ready for that kind of commitment. It's not you baby, it's me.
All threads are dedicated to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyDearest chavis,Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
If that was true, I would have already dedicated a thread to you, but Apple bashing and video codecs were more interesting topics. You're fun, but I'm not ready for that kind of commitment. It's not you baby, it's me.
Whether or not I decide to post in them is a matter for my dedication or lack thereof.
These are the only ones I found for this year (besides this one):Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
4_Chalice
chavis is cunt
I would almost turn gay for this chavis guy
Edit: I had forgotten that I watched you fondle yourself. Now it's fresh in my memory... gotta bury it again
Yeah, seems the spastics have somewhat petered out this year. I'd like to take credit, but I think there's a clandestine 4th Reich somewheres shoveling them all furnacewards.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyThese are the only ones I found for this year (besides this one):Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
4_Chalice
chavis is cunt
I would almost turn gay for this chavis guy
Edit: I had forgotten that I watched you fondle yourself. Now it's fresh in my memory... gotta bury it again
There's a lotta hate tumbling in peoples' bellies for your's truly. I can't understand it. But there used to be a lot more.
Maybe it's time to move aside and let the likes of yourself blind everybody with verbosity and bullshit.
That's because you're too obvious in your art in confrontationalismality (verbullshit word). Naturally it makes you a spastic-trap, to your own detriment as paranoia has your vision stricken with what has been reduced to a monochromatic lens. Dictional flexibility is my fly swatter.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
We're on the west coast now, not far from Largs.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisReally? Where?Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
You vastly over-estimate your talents. That's okay, though, I do that too. It's a weathered, generic forum persona.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyThat's because you're too obvious in your art in confrontationalismality (verbullshit word). Naturally it makes you a spastic-trap, to your own detriment as paranoia has your vision stricken with what has been reduced to a monochromatic lens. Dictional flexibility is my fly swatter.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
I decided to start posting the first thing that came into my head circa 2008. It's been a rocky and developmental road.
Believe me, if I was some kinda spastic magnetron, gaining mass which each idiot I've harshed, you'd be posting into a black hole right now.
One of those ones off of Star Trek.
Well isn't that pretty obvious, now, Sherlock?Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
So how much mass is it exactly that you gained before you started not giving a fuck?
I started not giving a fuck when I started reading your post, mong.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth RingsWell isn't that pretty obvious, now, Sherlock?Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
So how much mass is it exactly that you gained before you started not giving a fuck?
First thing that popped into your head again? :no:
The correct answer was not making it sound like you cared about my other posts, if you had any sense, like.
You know perception is a funny thing and as harsh a chalice may appear I never take him for being full of himself if you get where I'm going with this.
Were you really ringhunter? That fucker was funny in an infantile kinda way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Rings
If so, what the fuck happened to you, mang?
And you know perception is a funny thing. I think I mentioned it ever since I joined this board that I'm not meant to be taken seriously. I threw a joke, you took it seriously, I stretched the joke over a couple of posts, then I deliberately acted like an asshat (wasn't very hard for me, I admit) (hey, it's towards Cuntice, if anything, some dimwit out there will probably read it eventually and clap twice thinking "HEY that's what I ALWAYS wanted to do!") just to see how far you'd think I'm up my own ass.
Apparently you think of me very lowly. :(
A wise man once told me, and I'm really paraphrasing off-hand here "Take a breathe and think for a moment what and who you are [attacking for what sake]."
He thought he might gain something through association with you then and now he doesn't.
So it's then difficult for you to believe that I might be doing the same thing ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Rings
Actually I'm not that would require forethought and on a good day I can barely manage the thought part.
Thanks for that.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I find it difficult to wade through sycophantic, kowtowing penitence.
Nothing, actually. I thought we had something special. Then I thought you were being cheekily unobservant. Didn't actually cross my mind that you have no fucking idea who I was past the name-change. Take it as a compliment, really. I give you a lot of credit.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisWere you really ringhunter? That fucker was funny in an infantile kinda way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Rings
If so, what the fuck happened to you, mang?
And infantile is what I like to be seen as. Some cunts are just too good to age, wouldn't you agree?
So hard feelings all around then.
Crossed my mind for the better part of the tard land discussion, however, if that were the case, either you feign animosity really well, or the Brokeback Mountain comment struck a chord. Still trying to decide on which.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
You do realise that you're doing what everyone else does, don't you. You've been here long enough to know that you're not gonna beat me with those feeble words you've been offering thus far. I've given you a year. You've produced nothing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth RingsQuote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Nothing, actually. I thought we had something special. Then I thought you were being cheekily unobservant. Didn't actually cross my mind that you have no fucking idea who I was past the name-change. Take it as a compliment, really. I give you a lot of credit.
And infantile is what I like to be seen as. Some cunts are just too good to age, wouldn't you agree?
You're clearly awkward in your movements. Something akin to a mong. Probably your dad, hopefully not your mum, yet I wouldn't rule out the possibility of both.
If I hated anyone I would hate those holier than thou fucks from uk-t so undercurrent of animosity maybe but not directed at you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Rings
Anyway I just watched this Hanna movie with Cate Blanchett and the kid from The Lovely Bones and overall it was quite amazingly bad.The kid was good though. Eric Bana was a putz. Like so many movies nowadays it didn't really have an ending so I stared at the screen for a good 15 minutes when it was over still waiting for something to happen. I would have waited longer but there was no chance of nudity so I figured why bother?
I really hope it'll be around when I start on its Rheumatoid Arthritis.
Fingers crossed, it'll be good.
See that's the difference I would never go there.
:smilie4:
You're sufficiently twisted as it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
You paused 40 minutes for introspection, and came back with redirection? It was amusing, but are you all there today?
Amusing is the best I ever strive for.
A worthy goal, I'm still preoccupied with extending my orgasm
That's wot your mum said.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
:drummer: