Oh man...

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by chavis

You're a liar, mate.

You don't have a wife, you don't have kids (mercifully), all that pish you posted above is fantasy.

You've got another agenda on this board and it's fucking creepy and pathetic. Grow up and get over it.

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I'm afraid not, my agenda is as stated for exactly the reasons I've just stated. If you don't like it... well maybe you should have considered that before you decided you could behave like a cunt towards me all them years ago... because it's too late now.

Although I am interested in what a warped little mind like yours can dream up for an alternative agenda... so come on, lets hear your alternative agenda ideas.

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No warping necessary. Facts is facts.

You know why you're really here and so do I.

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Originally Posted by chavis

No warping necessary. Facts is facts.

You know why you're really here and so do I.

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I've told you why I'm really here, if you want to go off on the mjmacky path of self delusion that's upto you. It changes nothing.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by chavis

No warping necessary. Facts is facts.

You know why you're really here and so do I.

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I've told you why I'm really here, if you want to go off on the mjmacky path of self delusion that's upto you. It changes nothing.

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It changes everything, or certainly sheds some light as regards your behaviour.

I understand (vaguely). I felt the way you do when I was about 17 for about two weeks.

Difference is, I was resolute enough not to go onto a filesharing forum and stalk her while displaying the very traits which led to the estrangement in the first place.

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Originally Posted by chavis

It changes everything, or certainly sheds some light as regards your behaviour.

I understand (vaguely). I felt the way you do when I was about 17 for about two weeks.

Difference is, I was resolute enough not to go onto a filesharing forum and stalk her while displaying the very traits which led to the estrangement in the first place.

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I'm not stalking anyone thanks.

And there was no estrangement.... I was stupid enough to allow a piece of lying shit into my life, she used me, like the lying piece of shit she is, she then showed herself for the coward that she is, when she couldn't explain her lies to me.

Either way, other than the fact that she has changed me... it's nothing to do with why I'm here giving you the same kind of shit you've dished out to me and so many others.

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Originally Posted by chavis

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Difference is, I was resolute enough not to go onto a filesharing forum and stalk her while displaying the very traits which led to the estrangement in the first place.

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That's a very interesting statement... someone been feeding you lies have they?

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by chavis

It changes everything, or certainly sheds some light as regards your behaviour.

I understand (vaguely). I felt the way you do when I was about 17 for about two weeks.

Difference is, I was resolute enough not to go onto a filesharing forum and stalk her while displaying the very traits which led to the estrangement in the first place.

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I'm not stalking anyone thanks.

And there was no estrangement.... I was stupid enough to allow a piece of lying shit into my life, she used me, like the lying piece of shit she is, she then showed herself for the coward that she is, when she couldn't explain her lies to me.

Either way, other than the fact that she has changed me... it's nothing to do with why I'm here giving you the same kind of shit you've dished out to so many others.

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Man, say whatever you like to me. I love it. Spastics like you are my meat and potatoes.

Leave the girl alone, though. If that 'porn uploading' thread wasn't aggressive stalking, then you seriously need to consult a shrink.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Man, say whatever you like to me. I love it. Spastics like you are my meat and potatoes.

Leave the girl alone, though. If that 'porn uploading' thread wasn't aggressive stalking, then you seriously need to consult a shrink.

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WTF are you on about you complete spastic?

Come on answer the questions... has someone been feeding you lies?

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by chavis

Man, say whatever you like to me. I love it. Spastics like you are my meat and potatoes.

Leave the girl alone, though. If that 'porn uploading' thread wasn't aggressive stalking, then you seriously need to consult a shrink.

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WTF are you on about you complete spastic?

Come on answer the questions... has someone been feeding you lies?

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If I didn't utterly despise everything that you are, I would probably think about thinking about answering your questions.

Well if you think I give a fuck what you think about me, you're wrong.

However if someone here is making accusations that I'm stalking them.. then I think we need the board administrators involved. So come on, out with it twat... lets have this claim of yours out in public, where it can be examined in the full light of day.

Or are you another cowardly lying twat?

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

Well if you think I give a fuck what you think about me, you're wrong.

However if someone here is making accusations that I'm stalking them.. then I think we need the board administrators involved. So come on, out with it twat... lets have this claim of yours out in public, where it can be examined in the full light of day.

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I really don't know what you mean.

I was just making up stuff. Seems I hit the fucking jackpot, though. Woo hoo!!

Nope that doesn't ring true to your posts... so you are a cowardly lying twat.

Beats being a stalker.

@ Mod Team

I think you need to have a chat to chavis... he's accusing me of stalking a member of this board, which of course would be something very serious... I think you should establish if his claims are true and if so ban me... or ban him for making very serious false allegations.

He's too much of a coward to detail his accusations out here in public.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Beats being a stalker.

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Your opinion of me is meaningless, you spastic.

Anyway, we'll see what the Mod Team make of your accusations.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

@ Mod Team

I think you need to have a chat to chavis... he's accusing me of stalking a member of this board, which of course would be something very serious... I think you should establish if his claims are true and if so ban me... or ban him for making very serious false allegations.

He's too much of a coward to detail his accusations out here in public.

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They can ban me all they like. I won't be elucidating. There's nothing to elucidate.

I read between the illiterate lines of your accumulated posts and submitted an educated conjecture. Sometimes I'm on the money, sometimes I'm off.

Spastics like you, when you thrash blindly in your own paranoia, legitimise the whole enterprise.

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Originally Posted by chavis

They can ban me all they like. I won't be elucidating. There's nothing to elucidate.

I read between the illiterate lines of your accumulated posts and submitted an educated conjecture. Sometimes I'm on the money, sometimes I'm off.

Spastics like you, when you thrash blindly in your own paranoia, legitimise the whole enterprise.

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If that's true then you'd have to have concluded that I'm stalking a female of the board, and you'd therefore have to have me making a series of posts at that person, to confirm your deranged theory... but I've not done that... so you're lying. The only person I've made a series of posts at is you... and I'm not stalking you... I'm just returning your shit to you.

Either way... you made the false and very serious accusation... so now you can explain it to the Mods.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by chavis

They can ban me all they like. I won't be elucidating. There's nothing to elucidate.

I read between the illiterate lines of your accumulated posts and submitted an educated conjecture. Sometimes I'm on the money, sometimes I'm off.

Spastics like you, when you thrash blindly in your own paranoia, legitimise the whole enterprise.

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If that's true then you'd have to have concluded that I'm stalking a female of the board, and you'd therefore have to have me making a series of posts at that person, to confirm your deranged theory... but I've not done that... so you're lying. The only person I've made a series of posts at is you... and I'm not stalking you... I'm just returning your shit to you.

Either way... you made the false and very serious accusation... so now you can explain it to the Mods.

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:lol: Oh noes, the mods are coming.

Fuck sake, get your shite correct.

If I haven't been banned yet (have you read my posts at all?), I'm certainly not gonna get banned over some love-lorn, unrequited, stalker type who calls a mod a 'fucking retarded prick' one minute, and then the next expects them to come to his rescue.

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Originally Posted by chavis

:lol: Oh noes, the mods are coming.

Fuck sake, get your shite correct.

If I haven't been banned yet (have you read my posts at all?), I'm certainly not gonna get banned over some love-lorn, unrequited, stalker type who calls a mod a 'fucking retarded prick' one minute, and then the next expects them to come to his rescue.

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You're showing the true depths of your mental illness here.

You publicly accused me of stalking a member of the board.
You haven't got the balls to state who it is you're claiming I'm stalking.
You haven't got the balls to show any evidence of me stalking anyone.

I'm not expecting or asking the Mods to come to my rescue... I don't need rescuing from a spastic like you... I'm suggesting that they should be looking at your public accusation and doing something about it... it is a serious accusation after all.

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Originally Posted by chavis

:lol: Oh noes, the mods are coming.

Fuck sake, get your shite correct.

If I haven't been banned yet (have you read my posts at all?), I'm certainly not gonna get banned over some love-lorn, unrequited, stalker type who calls a mod a 'fucking retarded prick' one minute, and then the next expects them to come to his rescue.

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You're showing the true depths of your mental illness here.

You publicly accused me of stalking a member of the board.
You haven't got the balls to state who it is you're claiming I'm stalking.
You haven't got the balls to show any evidence of me stalking anyone.

I'm not expecting or asking the Mods to come to my rescue... I don't need rescuing from a spastic like you... I'm suggesting that they should be looking at your public accusation and doing something about it... it is a serious after all accusation.

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Serious cos it's true.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Serious cos it's true.

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No, serious because if it's true then I could be a really nasty piece of shit like you.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Serious cos it's true.

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No, serious because if it's true then I could be a really nasty piece of shit like you.

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She's not interested. Move on.

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Originally Posted by chavis

She's not interested. Move on.

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You'll have to elucidate upon that... who's not interested? What is she not interested in?

You know I'm sitting here, quite munted on a couple of bottles of not terribly good red, and this is waaaay better than a tennis match !

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She's not interested. Move on.

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You'll have to elucidate upon that... who's not interested? What is she not interested in?

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Dunno. I'd guess, though, she'd be witty, independent, academically outstanding and sexually liberal.

Far too clever for the likes of you.

As opposed to me, sitting here wondering what the fuck chavis is going on about. All I've seen so far is nasty accusations (which should be of concern to the Mods), and random weird comments.

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Dunno. I'd guess, though, she'd be witty, independent, academically outstanding and sexually liberal.

Far too clever for the likes of you.

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Right! And these are your thoughts, or the thoughts of your imaginary friend are they?

Come on chavis... you're big on the accusations and claims... where are your balls man... speak it out loud.

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Dunno. I'd guess, though, she'd be witty, independent, academically outstanding and sexually liberal.

Far too clever for the likes of you.

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Right! And these are your thoughts, or the thoughts of your imaginary friend are they?

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Mate, you're a perfectly complete psychological stereotype. You give yourself away fully with each new blundering post.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Mate, you're a perfectly complete psychological stereotype. You give yourself away fully with each new blundering post.

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You're going to have to be specific... you keep spouting out random and vague accusations against me... but you don't seem to have the bollocks to detail any of the accusations you're making... come on... you like accusing me of things... speak your accusations out loud... detail them. So that the other retards around here can see that you're not a complete nutter.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Mate, you're a perfectly complete psychological stereotype. You give yourself away fully with each new blundering post.

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You're going to have to be specific... you keep spouting out random accusations against me... but you don't seem to have the bollocks to detail any of the accusations you're making... come on... you like accusing me of things... speak your accusations out loud... detail them. So that the other retards around here can see that you're not a complete nutter.

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I'm having far too much fun being opaque. Why would I want to spoil that for myself?

Everyone is laughing at you and will continue to do so.

I've got your number now, fuckwit.

OK well I'm bored with your lies and accusations... as far as I'm concerned you're just a cowardly lying twat, who's only defence is to make completely false allegations against people who serve you your own shit back to you on a plate.

It doesn't say very much about you, when you go around dishing out shit, but can't take it back, and have to resort to lies and false allegations... it does however live upto my expectations of you.

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OK well I'm bored with your lies and accusations... as far as I'm concerned you're just a cowardly lying twat, who's only defence is to make completely false allegations against people who serve you your own shit back to you on a plate.

It doesn't say very much about you, when you go around dishing out shit, but can't take it back, and have to resort to lies and false allegations... it does however live upto my expectations of you.

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I think you're way too generous when it comes to my character. I am an established cunt. You're unlikely to meet anybody cuntier on the internets. Everybody hates me. I can deal with that.

The best thing about being a cunt is winding up utter mongs like yourself. On that basis, I win.

Still not sure, though, are you?

What that you're a cunt?

Oh! No I always knew you were a cunt... that's why I deliberately decided to come and return some of your cunty behaviour back to you when I was recently converted.

You win!... what by showing yourself up to be a lying twat who falsly accuses people of serious shit... that's not winning, that's just being a nasty piece of shit. Something everyone around here is already fully aware you really are... which is why you're so deserving of my complete contempt... and why I'm here.

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What that you're a cunt?

Oh! No I always knew you were a cunt... that's why I deliberatly decided to come and return some of your cunty behaviour back to you when I was recently converted.

You win!... what by showing yourself up to be a lying twat who falsly accuses people of serious shit... that's not winning, that's just being a nasty piece of shit. Something everyone around here is already fully aware you really are... which is why you're so deserving of my complete contempt... and why I'm here.

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Me thinks the lady doth protest too much, like.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Me thinks the lady doth protest too much, like.

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Pointing out that you're a complete liar and knob, isn't protesting. It's stating facts.

Spastic.

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Me thinks the lady doth protest too much, like.

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Pointing out that you're a complete liar and knob, isn't protesting. It's stating facts.

Spastic.

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Yo, you are now my yo-yo.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Yo, you are now my yo-yo.

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Ah! No thanks... if it's all the same. I'll give being part of your gang of Spastics a miss... no offence like. I know how big it makes you feel to have the likes of mjmacky thinking you're someone of importance and all that... wandering around licking your arse... but it's not working for me... I hope you can understand. I do think you should seriously think about promoting yourself though... you know with a more important sounding title... something like "Master Spastic"... it seems approriately fitting for one of your standing within ranks of the retards who occupy this site.

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Yo, you are now my yo-yo.

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Ah! No thanks... if it's all the same. I'll give being part of your gang of Spastics a miss... no offence like. I know how big it makes you feel to have the likes of mjmacky thinking you're someone of importance and all that... wandering around licking your arse... but it's not working for me... I hope you can understand. I do think you should seriously think about promoting yourself though... you know with a more important sounding title... something like "Master Spastic"... it seems approriately fitting for one of your standing within ranks of the retards who occupy this site.

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All of the above is probably correct, though macky might have something to say about it.

What really makes me feel big, however, is knowing what I know about you. All of my cuntery fades into nothingness when set beside your hopeless, bitter frustrations.

There's a reason she won't answer your calls. Threatening her with uploading amateur porn on the backarse end of the internets isn't going to change that.

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All of the above is probably correct, though macky might have something to say about it.

What really makes me feel big, however, is knowing what I know about you. All of my cuntery fades into nothingness when set beside your hopeless, bitter frustrations.

There's a reason she won't answer your calls. Threatening her with uploading amateur porn on the backarse end of the internets isn't going to change that.

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Oooo... Oooo I know the reason... it's cause I'm not calling her innit? Like I've not threatened her at all... Oh! And if you really knew anything at all... you'd know that I don't have any amateur porn of her... something she well knows. So claims about how I've threatened her with that, just show you for the lying twat you are.

You're a fucking idiot man.

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Originally Posted by chavis

All of the above is probably correct, though macky might have something to say about it.

What really makes me feel big, however, is knowing what I know about you. All of my cuntery fades into nothingness when set beside your hopeless, bitter frustrations.

There's a reason she won't answer your calls. Threatening her with uploading amateur porn on the backarse end of the internets isn't going to change that.

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Oooo... Oooo I know the reason... it's cause I'm not calling her innit? Like I've not threatened her at all... Oh! And if you really knew anything at all... you'd know that I don't have any amateur porn of her... something she well knows. So claims about how I've threatened her with that, just show you for the lying twat you are.

You're a fucking idiot man.

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Another revealing glimpse of your agenda.

Fuck sake, it's like I've got your psyche on a slab.