Will I lose my virginity by the age of 35?

Its all in your hand:lol:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

By 53, you say? Why did you pick that number?

However, you would better your chances, if you would venture outside of your house. Just saying.

Try meeting someone. Hang out, and get to know her. Once she has feelings for you (which you cannot force), asking her under special circumstances (such as a dinner date where you plan to go with each other only, you are both dressed up, and both have expectations) will be the appropriate time to ask if she would like to have a little Oleg in her.

Outside of relationship building, you are asking for the girl to either pity you, or she will expect to get paid. Period.

Develop yourself into an interesting, kind, caring, man and the first option will NOT be out of your reach.

/serious post

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wrong fukkin answer

1. get rich
2. ???
3. PROFIT

FFS! Most women are slappers, tell a few of them you want to fuck them, and you'll get a couple of bites.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

FFS! Most women are slappers, tell a few of them you want to fuck them, and you'll get a couple of bites.

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LOL - well the only slapping will be around leg's chops if he takes that tack.

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Originally Posted by Biggles

LOL - well the only slapping will be around leg's chops if he takes that tack.

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I did say he'd get a couple of bites :shifty:

Bestiality and being a virgin? I don't think OlegL is that fucked and will still pick the former ;).

Sure does feel good losing your virginity at fourteen. 8]

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Originally Posted by Xizie

Sure does feel good losing your virginity at fourteen. 8]

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Is that what your daughter told you?

Sure does feel good taking a fourteen year old's virginity >8|

Please feel free to increase your usage of retarded internet symbols since truth be told I'm tiring of regular old English.

Thanx in advance <3 u

try to find the most drunk, trashiest slut you can find in a bar and grab her ass. This technique has never failed me...

Is that because you ended up going to prison and being pleasured by the good folk there? :unsure:

Spoiler: Show

I heard soap is a fetish over there

i make sure they are too drunk to dial 911..

Mate, pretty sure that's close to rape. It's not even funny to joke about it.

Surely it can't be that hard to find a nice lovely girl in Boston to spend the rest of your life with?

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http://www.myspace.com/video/1790057...-funny/8512313

It's not rape if she's too drunk to talk or
If she was half way there to begin with.
Its not rape if you call back the next day
It's not rape if you say you're sorry...
It's not rape if she shouts "yes!" in the middle of it.
It's not rape if you don't remember it the next day

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

:naughty:

http://www.myspace.com/video/1790057...-funny/8512313

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I must admit that was pretty funny considering the topic at hand.

Classic George Carlin. His comedy always shed light on how people twist language, and manipulate how people think/act.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Please feel free to increase your usage of retarded internet symbols since truth be told I'm tiring of regular old English.

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You know that was to mock xizie right? Maybe your comment went to that person as well, thanks for not quoting and making me write this post with doubt

What happens if a rapist tickles the woman he's raping? Does she laugh uncontrollably?

Accusing someone of rape really just means they are, themselves, guilty of discrimination. Or, possibly, even worse...racism. So, fuk 'em.

It's not rape if she laughs uncontrollably...

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

What happens if a rapist tickles the woman he's raping? Does she laugh uncontrollably?

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Originally Posted by Frankthetank1

It's not rape if she laughs uncontrollably...

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

What happens if a rapist tickles the woman he's raping? Does she laugh uncontrollably?

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Well what if you propose, "for the next 15 minutes, I'm either going to tickle you or fuck you", how would she answer. In my experience it's possible to have a girl beg for death after about a minute or two of pinned down tickle torture. How long into rape does that occur? These are important questions for TheRapist

Edit: So the original thread title is kind of lame and doesn't really cover what's going on in here. How about it's changed to the official RAPE thread or something like that?

Why the fuck would anyone want to condone rape? Seriously? If you're mad enough to go to that extreme, hire yourself a prostitute and don't tip her.

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Originally Posted by iLOVENZB

Why the fuck would anyone want to condone rape? Seriously? If you're mad enough to go to that extreme, hire yourself a prostitute and don't tip her.

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There's not much point in hiring a prostitute if you don't put your tip in her.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

How about it's changed to the official RAPE thread or something like that?

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Perhaps Mulder will be able to shed some details after his big "Gay Pride" weekend. :unsure:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Perhaps Mulder will be able to shed some details after his big "Gay Pride" weekend. :unsure:

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It's Tuesday already, and he's not come back... they must have converted him... he's probably tucked away in some loft with his newest lover...

Well, I guess he can now look forward to next year's celebration...