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Originally Posted by qnene
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Smooth, Macky.Quote:
Originally Posted by qnene
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may i join plz? i have more than 400 friends on facebook so i would consider myself a fairly outgoing and popular guy. i could bring many friends over to tTC!!
You know, mjmacky actually dropped an invite my way yesterday. The forums are amazing - you get to speak with thinkers of the size of Oleg and merwais about topics like "I can't get laid", "10 reasons to join TorrentD@y" and the always-popular "rate that ass", which has 10% more ass than anywhere else.
I rate it 10/10 - base score 5, 1 point for the people who are in, 3 points for the ass thread, and 1 point because it's on 1080p. Those missing on tTC are doing just that.
Welcome our newest member, scrappen!
Edit: Probational membership only, it's possible he's posing as a tool to infiltrate our 1337 organizationQuote:
Originally Posted by scrappen
In a week you'll get access to a special section, where we have even better threads, like "How great is negative pre?! I mean seriously we've got better pre than everyone else and it makes me want to CUM", as well as "fuck my parents are taking too long to die, wherez my moneyzzz?"Quote:
Originally Posted by anon
Just a suggestion for new, probationary members... keep them limited to the "welcome new members" thread. That way, the true TOOLS will surface (some may never want to leave that thread, though), and the "best of the best" will make their efforts known.
BTW, welcome newest member, scrappen!!! :fst::fst::fst:
Nobody told me you had to spit on Apple to increase your chances of getting in. And I could have made my application even better... :(Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Sorry, mate, but yours truly regards negative pres with indifference.Quote:
In a week you'll get access to a special section, where we have even better threads, like "How great is negative pre?! I mean seriously we've got better pre than everyone else and it makes me want to CUM", as well as "fuck my parents are taking too long to die, wherez my moneyzzz?"
No, for real.
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We don't spit on Apple at tTC, in fact all members are required to have one. I didn't like Apple until they invited me to tTC, then they used my bank account to buy me an iPhone. I love it now, I look at people that don't use iPhones and I want to spit on THEM. Android? isn't that linux, what a bunch of nerds, enjoy your wedgies and swirlies NERDS! All staff @ tTC are using iPhone 5, and some members have converted iPad2 to a phone so that they can ball them out.Quote:
Originally Posted by anon
Reverse uploading, that guy is so 1337, he's playing with time-space dimension and shit. I hope he knows me.Quote:
Originally Posted by anon
All probationary members have to prove that they know people, and that people know them in the "Hi, this is a list of people that I know and know me" threadQuote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I only have a Chinese replica of the iPhone I use as a watch. Do I qualify for probationary membership?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
There should be a FAQ about this, you know.
We're just waiting on your bank's routing and account numbers, we'll buy an iPhone for you, you don't have to worry about that. It'll look like the money came out twice, it's a common glitch, don't pay attention to that.Quote:
Originally Posted by anonI only have a Chinese replica of the iPhone I use as a watch. Do I qualify for probationary membership?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
There should be a FAQ about this, you know.
With great sadness, I withdraw my application. Apparently, I do not know enough about people-knowing-people (aren't these the happiest people you know?)... :(Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
My dream is CRUSHED. My only chance is open invitation. :sadwalk:
mjmacky: looks like the transaction is done already. At least I suppose Totallynotlaundering Co. on the Cayman Islands is you guys.
Our recruitment drive is almost over! We need more tools and less posers! MBM thought he could sneak in and wax our helmets, but he didn't know dontuntieme and dontuntieme didn't know him!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeWith great sadness, I withdraw my application. Apparently, I do not know enough about people-knowing-people (aren't these the happiest people you know?)... :(Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
My dream is CRUSHED. My only chance is open invitation. :sadwalk:
I've been getting a lot of questions from our new members about our secret invites, so listen up you n00bs. You're now part of the LEETEST community on the interwebz, so you need to know how we do things. You'll see an email about viagara pillz, you need to open that email and leave it on your screen and stare at it for at least 45 minutes. There's an image hidden within it that you can't see until it burns into your retina. Then after the 45 minutes turn off your monitor and continue looking at the screen, you'll see our web address and invitation code. How long the image stays depends on each user, so you have to quickly write or type it down. If you can't follow those simple instructions, then you're just not a Tool.
This is your first warning anon, you're not allowed to talk about our forumz and details in public like this, that's just not 1337.Quote:
Originally Posted by anon
Alternatively, you can degauss your monitor twenty times in a row, or (if you have an LCD screen) just put your fingers on the closest power socket to gain the "see invisible" ability.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Won't happen again. :cry:Quote:
This is your first warning anon, you're not allowed to talk about our forumz and details in public like this, that's just not 1337.
We figured out a punishment. We need a database system to help us keep track of our arbitrary and spontaneous warnings. We've given you the task to put one together. Don't forget to include your warning in there. We'll be too good to check it, we just need one so that we can make references to it.Quote:
Originally Posted by anon
Unfortunately, Night0wl's application was rejected. Most of the staff thought he was a Tool, but they interrupted my masturbation to ask if he had my vote. I really wanted to finish so I voted against him and then blew my load all over the place. I remember thinking, oh my god, I'm like deciding people's fate here, and it put me over the edge. Holy hell I'm so horny just thinking about it.
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Originally Posted by Night0wl
nice ideea with the new system
Wait.. This is a real community, right? You better not be fooling me here mjmacky!!
wow another secret society :D
If I was fooling anyone, then I would not actually be important. How can that be? If I'm not important, then internet and life just isn't worth it. Also, you're still on probation I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by scrappen
Just remember, even thinking about disagreeing with staff of tTC=permaban
I couldn't possibly disagree with you. In fact, I don't have a true opinion of my own. I just stick to what I think people want me to say and hope that I will be perceived as a cool guy and be respected for who i pretend to be.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Just the Permanent ban?:O I thought you will send your undercover black guys to members homes to chop off their cocks :DQuote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Alrighty, I'll keep track of that.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Warning #1 - anon. Reason: user made details about the inner workings of tTC publicly visible. Was asked not to do it again, and agreed. Two more warnings left before getting banned with reason "question authority, unless that authority is mjmacky".
ROFL. Man, you don't know how much you made me laugh with this, for real. :glagpinch:Quote:
Unfortunately, Night0wl's application was rejected. Most of the staff thought he was a Tool, but they interrupted my masturbation to ask if he had my vote. I really wanted to finish so I voted against him and then blew my load all over the place.
Just stick to supporting what the guy with the most posts says, and you'll be fine. :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by scrappen
omg you actually did it, anon=staff, congrats buddy.Quote:
Originally Posted by anon
I'm pretty sure he'll find it hilarious too :DQuote:
Originally Posted by anon
We don't have any black members at tTC, we don't think black people can be 1337Quote:
Originally Posted by whatcdfanJust the Permanent ban?:O I thought you will send your undercover black guys to members homes to chop off their cocks :DQuote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Yay, I'm the overlord of tools now! :clap: This is so great. :hooray:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I promise to use my powers responsibly (removes his warning), take my pills on time, and all that.
Our beloved friend merwais exists for the sole purpose of reminding us to do just thatQuote:
Originally Posted by anon
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that's the talking clock" the man replied. "How does it work?" "Watch", the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For fuck sake, you wanker, it's 2am in the fucking morning!!"
i have many friends on facebook, and i have alot of money and alot of friend i have sony xperia x10 can i join please ?
Do you have a bank account? I need to know how to get that $100Quote:
Originally Posted by qnene
It's been awhile since I heard that one :DQuote:
Originally Posted by anon
We were planning on inviting mjmacky to join our community but he seems to have his hands full already with his own place.
Where do I begin.....Quote:
Originally Posted by qnene
Let's see I have many friends on facebook..... now that's just sad, it's sort of like the fat kid who say's his dog likes him....
I have alot of money... apparently not after macky has finished emptying your bank a/c for emergency pizza party funds....
i have sony xperia x10... now personally that is the first time I have ever seen someone explain what kind of phone they have as a reason for an invite and must admit that I am more than slightly confused about the relevance ?
I am just glad to see you are alive ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
i have paypal !
wow !! like other 1 billion people...Quote:
Originally Posted by qnene
wow shut the fuck up wowQuote:
Originally Posted by oppiowow !! like other 1 billion people...Quote:
Originally Posted by qnene
wow ! i think you pay/pal for sex....
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i have paypal !
wow !! like other 1 billion people...
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wow shut the fuck up wow
wow you should burn yourself for fak sake....
This is the cherry on my sundae pieQuote:
Originally Posted by TTC
It is quite the handful, so many applicants! In other news, Night0wl busted his nut breaking out the info. I don't know why I was being considered in the first place, just goes to show that no one actually reads my posts... perhaps it's my fault for including too many words most the time.
You guys aren't fighting in a very 1337 way, you're both never allowed to join tTC.Quote:
Originally Posted by qnenewow shut the fuck up wowQuote:
Originally Posted by oppio
The money was good, but since he bragged about having a phone that wasn't an iPhone, there was instantaneous decision to disregard him. Also, he and the non english speaker were fighting like girlsQuote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisI have alot of money... apparently not after macky has finished emptying your bank a/c for emergency pizza party funds....Quote:
Originally Posted by qnene
i have sony xperia x10... now personally that is the first time I have ever seen someone explain what kind of phone they have as a reason for an invite and must admit that I am more than slightly confused about the relevance ?
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Originally Posted by mjmackyYou guys aren't fighting in a very 1337 way, you're both never allowed to join tTC.Quote:
Originally Posted by qnenewow shut the fuck up wowQuote:
Originally Posted by oppio
you have the tongue tired , put it to sleep...
:blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by oppio
But I have heard that Will Smith is staff there. Not only that, he is also producing his upcoming film based of the fury of tTC forums :PQuote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky