When are you going to open up a prayer giveaway thread Glod? There's lot's ofneedylimited folk on here not getting their dreams fulfilled.
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When are you going to open up a prayer giveaway thread Glod? There's lot's ofneedylimited folk on here not getting their dreams fulfilled.
Good Glod man... give him a chance... he's only been here a few minutes and you're all demanding his attention... no wonder the poor fuckers been in hiding for 2000 years, if this is how demanding all you Glod botherers are.
I read what he had to say about Spartacus:Blood and Sand and I declare him to be a false Glod.
Glod created man in his own image. Who is to say that is not a muscle-bound, leather-clad, gladiator type with homoerotic tendencies? :idunno:
A bit like mjmacky, you mean?
I said muscle-bound...
Aha! Like when his wife pins him down, and beats on him, you mean?
Sadly, the physical image of that scenario only happens in movies and TV shows.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
You're not fooling MBM with that one, you know... he's a man of the world... he can read between the lines of your wife beating tales.
You have to pick one reject. Am I beating my wife or she is beating me? Or are we pro wrestling superstars/UFC reality show contestants that just beat on each other all the time? You seem a little fickle on the subject.
Am I the only one who would pay to see that? Ofc, it would all be a staged ploy, and you would both simultaneously pummel reject. :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I'm pretty sure she could accomplish that single handedly, all 5'1" 110 lbs of her (sorry metric users, it means she's tiny and reject would still get pummeled).Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Oh! I know you're beating her... I've read your posts and seen you say it... but MBM thinks you're in denial, and that it's really your wife who keeps you in your place with the odd good beating... and you're not helping your case with posts like this...Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
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Originally Posted by mjmacky
I would try to make sense of that, but it looks like Glod miswired your circuits, sorry for your raw deal.
I prayed to Glod for a bicycle, but then I realised that Glod doesn't work like that. So, I stole a bicycle and prayed to Glod for forgiveness.
Christianity loopholes, Glod has nothing on a lawyer
So has Glod left the building?
I warned you all... I said it... you've all scared the poor sod back into hiding... 2000 years he's been hiding away... and when he finally summons up the courage to peep over the parapet you fuckers jumped on him... demanding his attention... he'll probably never recover from this you realise... you've probably driven him to suicide... that's what you evil fuckers have done... you pushed him so far that he's probably fucked off to try and top himself... he'll be at it for eternity now... poor fucking immortal sod, tortured by a bunch of demanding cunts in to a perpetual state of attempting suicide... I hope you're all happy with yourselves.
He'll be back in a week. Granted, Glod days are a bit longer than human days.
Glod isn't gone, and he can handle himself just fine in an inhospitable lounge environment. He's been perusing our bowels regularly. He said so himself. You just don't understand Glod.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
Here is his word and testament:
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Originally Posted by Glod
Talk about all-knowing... :OQuote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Sometimes omnipresence has got to have its downside. :yikes:
Glod does freely what normal folks expect to paid > $300k/yr to do. That's what makes Glod great. How great? Slave great!
Lemmiwinks great!
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Oh jesus, jesus chriiist
The skeleton resurrects three days later, so it has a happy ending. :)
He's not come back... maybe he was successful in the suicide attempt you all drove him to... maybe you killed Glod... you're going to be in so much trouble.... all the Glod botherers from all them different Glod bothering sects are going to come and hunt you down for what you did to their beloved Glod... I'd hide if I were you.
Oh, yeah! If they want to find me, here's my email...rejectOfAllah@gmaledotcom . Bring it on you religious sissies! :fist:Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
Do me a favour... edit that and remove my email address from it.
Cheers.
I take it you've seen Red State, then... :D
Cheers for that :-D
Yeah, Americans are a real worry at times... their own worst enemies... in the name of entertainment they set about developing so many new methods for bringing about death and destruction... and everyone watches and the nutters of the world think... "Oooo I hadn't thought of that..." ... next thing you know the lunatics are flying planes into things and the like...
Well, then.
Obviously he is not honored by your efforts, else he'd be cutting a membership check and asking where to send it.
Perhaps he is not cut out for duty here...being sentient, and all.
Nice to see Chavis dusted off his cunt for the occasion, though.
It doesn't get so much sun, these days...
Dunno what you mean there, Kev.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
You've been neglecting your duties as chief n00b twocker, you haven't called anyone a cunt for ages (apart from me that is).Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisDunno what you mean there, Kev.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
i will have to correct you there Artemis he called me one the other day....Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisYou've been neglecting your duties as chief n00b twocker, you haven't called anyone a cunt for ages (apart from me that is).Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
In my case I sort of need a clicker counter to keep up, must have something to do with my lovable and affable personality.Quote:
Originally Posted by thebazzlai will have to correct you there Artemis he called me one the other day....Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
Personally, I'm pretty sure that it's more to do with the incredible influx of spastics who seem to proliferate in my absence.
that is the first sensible answer i have seen of yous.....are you feeling ok.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
All my posts are sensible, bazz.Quote:
Originally Posted by thebazzlathat is the first sensible answer i have seen of yous.....are you feeling ok.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Congratumafuckinglations on being brung into the bigger picture.
well this bigger picture is now off on his hols for two weeks ole
Gaining weight are we ?Quote:
Originally Posted by thebazzla