The Hump & Squeeze

@ SG - I'm just as dirty minded as Jonno. The only difference is I've learned the art of subtlety. ;)

@ Jonno - I didn't name you Studly because I didn't think I could keep up with you. I named you Studly because... well I have my reasons :D

And no... don't try to push it. Please. I might have to put myself on moderation!!

@Skweeky.............cos none of the girls will post about it......please, feel free :D

@Nikki..........I've been thinking...........going on past (certain locked forums room) experience........maybe you're right........maybe (hopefully) I would'nt walk for a week..............well...........would'nt go out TO walk for a week ;) :D

I'm not allowed to push it?...........I thought that was the whole Idea :D :lol:

Jonno B)

@ Jonno - you can push it all you like, in private... out here you have to be a good little boy or I'll spank you :devil:

And of course we wouldn't be spending much time out ;)

WEY HEY.................bring it on little lady :D ...........me submits instantly.............please...........be gentle :unsure: :D

Jonno B)

Of course I'd be gentle... we'll start off slow... just some restraints and a paddle...

Paddle...........are we going surfing then? :blink: ..........or is it the waves we'll make :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

This is getting dangerously close to Cybersex. Maybe it was really Jonno and NikkiD in this thread...

http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=66505

Nah..........that was a couple of amatures :lol: :lol: ............Shall we show em Nikki :lol: :lol:

I feel another telling off for Jonny comming on :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

Erm... you really think everyone wants to see us have cybersex Jonno? :blink:

But yeah, we're much better at it than that ;)

I dunno...........I could get banned :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

LMAO

LMAO??...........Lusting, Moaning, Amazing Orgasm :D

Jonno B)

Yeah, yeah, that's it ;)

You would know Studly ;)

Erm.........Yeah.........shall we post? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ok I&#39;m kidding, don&#39;t you dare <_<

Jonno B)

Post what???? :rolleyes:

Don&#39;t I dare do this????

Muahahahahahahaha

Only if I can post this.........

Oooo thats good :P

Jonno B)

Hehehehe...

Alright I give&#33;&#33;&#33;

You forget, here I have an edit button anyway... :rolleyes:

Yeah but you can&#39;t stop a pm :P :lol: :lol:

As if I would..........*In best Daffy Duck voice* They MINE MINE MINE&#33;&#33;&#33; :P :D

Jonno B)

Looks like you two need some private IRC time. :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@12 November 2003 - 22:01
Yeah but you can&#39;t stop a pm :P :lol: :lol:

As if I would..........*In best Daffy Duck voice* They MINE MINE MINE&#33;&#33;&#33; :P :D

Jonno B)

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You thief&#33;&#33;&#33; Don&#39;t even try to act all innocent, you know exactly what I&#39;m talking about... <_< :lol: I have to admit I almost used the "lack of inner monologue" earlier tonight...

Have fun with your inbox... :lol: ;)

@ IC - lmao - you may be right...

@IC......Nah..........there&#39;s better ways :D

@Nikki........Whaaaaaaaaaat?..........I just thought of that a minute ago :P :lol:
And it&#39;s not my box thats gonna be full :D

Jonno B)

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@12 November 2003 - 23:11
Nah..........there&#39;s better ways :D

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In theory, yes. But consider this: some of the most memorable cybersex has come from IRC:

Skweeky & NikkiD 1
Skweeky & NikkiD 2
Skweeky & NikkiD 3
etc

:lol:

IC you seem to forget the attack of Ron and his cucumber... and the brown showers you were tormented with... :lol:

@ Jonno... <_<

@IC........erm......yeah maybe........but............never mind :D

@Nikki.........You nicked my "inner monlogue" :P :lol:

Jonno B)

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Originally posted by NikkiD@12 November 2003 - 23:16
IC you seem to forget the attack of Ron and his cucumber... and the brown showers you were tormented with... :lol:

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:x I still have scars.

No... I said I almost did... but I didn&#39;t... you stole my daffy duck&#33;&#33;&#33;

It&#39;s okay though... friends??? :unsure:

@ IC - I&#39;m not surprised... Ron and Skweeky can get pretty brutal...

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Originally posted by NikkiD@13 November 2003 - 03:19

It&#39;s okay though... friends??? :unsure:

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:blink: If you&#39;re talking about what iI think you are..............it&#39;s Your turn :unsure:

:) ;)

Jonno B)

Erm... I was talking about us arguing over who stole who&#39;s line??? Kissing and making up so to speak???

Enough of that NikkiD&Jonno ticklingstuff&#33;&#33;&#33;
They can takeover tonight again.

But now it is time for lesson 3 in our "How can you love another, if you can&#39;t love

yourself, so you better start doing it now&#33;&#33;-seminar.

Again one from "Basic Variations";

THE INDIAN BURN
Remember in junior high how the bully would always give you an "Indian burn" on your arm? This is where the arm is grabbed with both hands, and the hands are twisted in opposite directions (like you are ringing out a wet towel). On a smaller scale, and with less force, you can used this technique on your penis. Lube is required. Grab your penis with both hands and give it a gentle "Indian burn." It&#39;s best when one of your hands grasps the head of your penis and the other hand is just below the head. One of the best things about this technique is that if you tend to rush toward climax, this forces you to slow down.

And hey, guys, let&#39;s be carefull, outthere&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


Burning-Yogihttp://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/flame.gif

@SG..........Oh yeah............but that works much much better when done by someone else..........but very nice :D ............and works even better with a tounge running round the tip :D

I would say that you are copying and pasting these..........why don&#39;t you tell us your own techniques ya wuss :P ;) :lol: And when are you and me getting together for a session? :D :lol:

@Mathea.......I don&#39;t know you apart from you 2 posts in this thread.........But I like you :D

Jonno B)

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@SG..........Oh yeah............but that works much much better when done by someone else..........but very nice&nbsp; ............and works even better with a tounge running round the tip&nbsp;

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Yep&#33;&#33;&#33; I&#39;m in the lucky department of knowing that......

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I would say that you are copying and pasting these..........why don&#39;t you tell us your own techniques ya wuss&nbsp; &nbsp; And when are you and me getting together for a session?&nbsp;

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I never masturbated.........
I find it repulsive and for frustrated loners.
And for what???
Some itching and a teasppon of sticky stuff&#33;&#33;
http://www.dreamababy.com/images/sperm-abstract.gif

Okay, okay, i tried it once or twice when i was young, but that&#39;s it.
I&#39;m just doing these topics to show what a bunch of pervs this board is filled with&#33;&#33;&#33;
You may be stupid enough to tell your tail, but i&#39;m very closed on the subject.......

http://www.az.vub.ac.be/CRG/images/semen.jpg


Okay, okay&#33;&#33;
I indulge on it vere, very rarely, but when i do it myself( :P ), i&#39;m quite boring;
good portion of lube and nice long strokes and meanwhile i say: oooohhh, aaaaaaaahhhhh&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; Uuuuhhhh&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
Faster strokes.
Iiiihhhh, yeah&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Flatsh&#33;&#33;&#33;


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yogi

:lol: Cinvicted by your own contience :lol: :lol:

So you&#39;re boring on your own huh............dude, any sort of sex, alone, with someone, with several people (which is lots of fun :D ) it should never be rushed or boring :)

So we&#39;ve sorta killed this thread now huh :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

I remember having boring sex though <_<

Thats very unfortunite Skweeky :( ...........Don&#39;t think I have ever found it boring.........not that I remember anyway :)

Jonno B)

Hehe, thanks Mathea, but I already have two of them and a great erm lover too :D

Probably best not to do it now Mathea... :unsure:

Hey, did you ever use the "Hey, does anyone back here own a (insert car model here)? If so, you left your lights on..."

Hehehe :devil:

OOooooo...

My 3 favourite pervs together..

Hi girls..

:wub:

@Mathea...........Babe........I have seen it all, absolutly NOTHING can shock me......you name it, I&#39;ve seen it :) And I have no inhabitions about anything..........ask me............tell me...........whatever.........I&#39;m just weird :D ...........ask Nikki about the 80&#39;s :lol: :lol: :lol:

@RF.........I&#39;m not a girl..............do I need to prove it? <_< :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@13 November 2003 - 19:18
@Mathea...........Babe........I have seen it all, absolutly NOTHING can shock me......you name it, I&#39;ve seen it :) And I have no inhabitions about anything..........ask me............tell me...........whatever.........I&#39;m just weird :D ...........ask Nikki about the 80&#39;s :lol: :lol: :lol:

@RF.........I&#39;m not a girl..............do I need to prove it? <_< :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

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Your not one of my favourite pervs.... :P

My favs are all woman ;)

But RF, I thought we had something special..........I&#39;ve always had a thing for your cheeks............so come on dude..........Spread em.......ya mother did :lol: :lol:

Ok thats a joke, no offence ok :) The mother bit I mean :unsure:

@Mathea.........I&#39;ve seen something like that on film, not nice.........but bloody funny..........can&#39;t remember what it&#39;s called but when you got a guy laying down and a girl.........erm............having the squits in his mouth.........thats just............just...........yeah :blink:

Jonno B)