Unethical fuckwits...

Winter is coming and I'm hoarding caulk.

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Originally Posted by manker

fucking hiveminded nimbled fingered cunt.
i was more subtle though :snooty:

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I thought yours was much better than Chav's :happy:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by manker

fucking hiveminded nimbled fingered cunt.
i was more subtle though :snooty:

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I thought yours was much better than Chav's :happy:

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You would though, you fancy him, you bint. I used to have a mate who had a girlfriend (unlikely, I know) like you.

Every time he beat me at Streetfighter, she'd chirp, 'you're the best, Pat!!'. I wanted to fucking strangle her.

Until I worked out that all I had to do was start singing 'simply the best' every time she said it. Then she shut the fuck up and Pat took a red face. :happy:

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Winter is coming and I'm hoarding caulk.

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I'm not sure you should be sharing your weird sexual perversions with me, we hardly know each other at all, try Squeamous she might be interested.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Winter is coming and I'm hoarding caulk.

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I'm not sure you should be sharing your weird sexual perversions with me, we hardly know each other at all, try Squeamous she might be interested.

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Why would Squeamous be interested?

I have no idea if she will be, but in the sense that she talks alot about sexual stuff up here, there's a better chance she'll be more interested than me.

EDIT: Or more succinctly she'll have much more fun insinuating sexual stuff with caulk than I could.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

I have no idea if she will be, but in the sense that she talks alot about sexual stuff up here, there's a better chance she'll be more interested than me.

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You mentioned perversions specifically whilst alluding to her. I haven't read her manifest any perversions per se.

Don't you think you owe the girl an apology or twenty?

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

Yeah, OK if you think, Sorry Squeamous.

I've just received some bad news, so I'm away for a bit.
Have fun everyone.
xx

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Can we just be clear on what you're apologising for?

Is it just for the above or everything?

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Originally Posted by chavis

You would though, you fancy him, you bint. I used to have a mate who had a girlfriend (unlikely, I know) like you.

Every time he beat me at Streetfighter, she'd chirp, 'you're the best, Pat!!'. I wanted to fucking strangle her.

Until I worked out that all I had to do was start singing 'simply the best' every time she said it. Then she shut the fuck up and Pat took a red face. :happy:

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Just because I want to ride his face over the Mason-Dixon line doesn't mean I fancy him. You take that back now!

Anyway, I'm sorry to have to correct you, but the more I like a fella the more likely I am to take the piss at any opportunity. His was just genuinely cleverer than yours x

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by chavis

You would though, you fancy him, you bint. I used to have a mate who had a girlfriend (unlikely, I know) like you.

Every time he beat me at Streetfighter, she'd chirp, 'you're the best, Pat!!'. I wanted to fucking strangle her.

Until I worked out that all I had to do was start singing 'simply the best' every time she said it. Then she shut the fuck up and Pat took a red face. :happy:

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Just because I want to ride his face over the Mason-Dixon line doesn't mean I fancy him. You take that back now!

Anyway, I'm sorry to have to correct you, but the more I like a fella the more likely I am to take the piss at any opportunity. His was just genuinely cleverer than yours x

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Um...does that mean I'm a cunt or I'm gorgeous or both or none?

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by chavis

Can we just be clear on what you're apologising for?

Is it just for the above or everything?

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I'm sorry, what do you mean?

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I mean...

Can we just be clear about what you're apologising for?

Is it just the above or is it everything?

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

What is the everything you think I might be apologising for? Define "everything", precisely, please.

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Everything (or every thing), is all that exists; the opposite of nothing, or its complement. The totality of things relevant to some subject matter. Without expressed or implied limits, it may refer to anything. The Universe is often defined as everything that exists. It may refer to an anthropocentric worldview,^[1] or the sum of human experience, history, and the human condition in general.^[2]

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

Come on chavis, if you think there are things I need to apologise to Squeamous for, then detail them.

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No.

As I've said, much too much fun to be opaque.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

Having reviewed my posting history, I can only assume you think I should apologise for the posts I made to her about fire doors.

I'm sorry I made the posts about fire doors.

Now as I said earlier, unless you have some pressing need for me to be here, to sort out some kind of perceived wrongs you think I have made, I'm away.

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That must've been some hella pressing bad news that you actually took the time to come back to address my wank.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by chavis

That must've been some hella pressing bad news that you actually took the time to come back to address my wank.

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Mother with tumour in lungs, so yes, it must have been worth you fucking me about.

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Nice to see you've gotten your priorities straight then.

I take it your mother isn't included in your hatred for women.

No, wait...

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Originally Posted by chavis

Um...does that mean I'm a cunt or I'm gorgeous or both or none?

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All of that and more besides x

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Originally Posted by chavis

I take it your mother isn't included in your hatred for women.

No, wait...

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Man's inhumanity to man never ceases to amaze me!
Feel free to crawl back into sewer from which you must, so recently, have escaped.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by chavis

Um...does that mean I'm a cunt or I'm gorgeous or both or none?

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All of that and more besides x

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Originally Posted by Brotherhood

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Originally Posted by chavis

I take it your mother isn't included in your hatred for women.

No, wait...

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Man's inhumanity to man never ceases to amaze me!
Feel free to crawl back into sewer from which you must, so recently, have escaped.

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Welcome to the board, Gandhi. I can see we're gonna get along like a house on fire (with you screaming for help from an upstairs window).

I don't hate women, as I've now repeatedly stated. I may not trust them worth a damn, I may not be willing to have one anywhere near my life, because they're all untrustworthy lying manipulative bitches. That's not hate, that's fact.

If you don't like that I hold the opinions I do, then feel free to go chuck yourself and your loved ones off of the balcony of a greek hotel.

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I wasn't joking, I can't think of anything that would improve the human race more than an end to you and your line.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

I don't hate women, as I've now repeatedly stated. I may not trust them worth a damn, I may not be willing to have one anywhere near my life, because they're all untrustworthy lying manipulative bitches. That's not hate, that's fact.

If you don't like that I hold the opinions I do, then feel free to go chuck yourself and your loved ones off of the balcony of a greek hotel.

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The original 'go fuck yourself' was funnier.

And I fucking love your opinions. I haven't had this much fun since Bernard Manning died.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

I wasn't joking, I can't think of anything that would improve the human race more than an end to you and your line.

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Sorry to disappoint. I'm here for the duration. :smilie4:

Then I guess I'm back to hoping karma comes and decapitates you whilst you're out driving someday... or provides some other similar and appropriate ending for you.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

Then I guess I'm back to hoping karma comes and decapitates you whilst you're out driving someday... or provides some other similar and appropriate ending for you.

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Telling me that you want me to die means that I win. I must've done a proper number on you, sunshine.

Tell you what, let's have a race to see who dies first. Me or your mum.

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Originally Posted by chavis

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Tell you what, let's have a race to see who dies first. Me or your mum.

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Don't tempt me.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by chavis

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Tell you what, let's have a race to see who dies first. Me or your mum.

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Don't tempt me.

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Don't tempt you to do what?

Please say that you're coming to find me and kill me. If you do, it's going in my sig.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Don't tempt you to do what?

Please say that you're coming to find me and kill me. If you do, it's going in my sig.

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You really do need to get the fuck over youself, you meaningless sad little fuck.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by chavis

Don't tempt you to do what?

Please say that you're coming to find me and kill me. If you do, it's going in my sig.

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You really do need to get the fuck over youself, you meaningless sad little fuck.

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You started it, mate. Thanks for that.

Any more personal information you'd like to disclose? I'm all ears, like.

One of the things I've always struggled to understand is how come Irishmen could be such sad fucks that they would take up arms and start murdering the children of their fellow Irishmen, I have to say you have given me a greater understanding of Irishmen, and why they're like that.

You struggle to understand a lot of things.