No, that's Tom fucking Selleck.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Btw can I join in? Special dispensation for being a girl, will a moustache do? I can lay off the Joleen for a week or two and see what gives.
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No, that's Tom fucking Selleck.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Btw can I join in? Special dispensation for being a girl, will a moustache do? I can lay off the Joleen for a week or two and see what gives.
The confidence in the response inspired me to track down the original:Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousNo, that's Tom fucking Selleck.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Btw can I join in? Special dispensation for being a girl, will a moustache do? I can lay off the Joleen for a week or two and see what gives.
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As to your request, well there's nothing written in the by-laws about gender with regards to facial hair. If you can grow it, you'll get your stars. Skiz promised us all magenta stars, right here in this thread, then he deleted his post (but I saw it, so it counts).
I was able to give an emphatic and decisive reply because the complexion and nose were all wrong. The moustache itself I couldn't be too sure about. Initially looking through the peep hole all I saw was an ecru suit. I was immediately pissed off at having got out of my bath so didn't even recognize the wearer. The second time I slammed the door too fast to get a good look at the tache purely through disappointment at seeing the suit again instead of the 6ft of lean muscle and hotness I'd asked for. Thankfully he turned up 2 mins later, and after declaring my area free of my stalker we had a pleasant evening in regardless of the moustache and suit libido stripping combo.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I'm left thinking that if only he hadn't left the clothes I gave him outside my door one morning earlier in the year he might present a more memorable moustache to unsuspecting stalkees today.
Anyway, I'll get started on my own straight away ^_^
I don't know if I want to see it, Squ... :fear:
Right now, I've got a lovely picture of early 20-something hotness in a 7of9 suit.
Also, i will be slightly jealous if you can grow facial hair quicker than I can. :sadwalk:
Well there's a surprise, like I'm stupid enough to actually post a picture of myself here for you all to invite more digs at me by her.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
We already have a digging union. You can show your subnasal ferret or not, we get paid either way.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
Oh! YOU'RE more than welcome to take digs.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Leaving your clothes at the door, Dave. That's a big no-no here in the gay beard club. What were you thinking, Dave? That's an act of symbolism and a cry for help. Unless, of course, you just wanted your washing done and your wife has polio or something.
It's time to let it go, Dave. Why do you keep posting here? Nobody likes you or trusts you after your recent adventures in fashion atrophy and stalkerhood. Don't say it's to annoy me, please. The last thing you do is annoy me. You're like the lounge volleyball, for fuck sake.
Why, Dave, why?
There are two types of people in this world chavis, those who place value in things just because they're things, and those who place value in things because they mean something other than just being a physical thing. I'm in the second group, from the sounds of it you're in the first. Having had the entire friendship revealed to be no more than a gigantic deception which was never at any point about anything other that her feeling good about herself, by using me. She devalued all of the friendship to be as worthless as the lies she told to maintain the friendship. Those items became worthless, just as worthless as every other lie which tumbled from, (and I see continues to tumble from) her.
Odd isn't it how she omits the bits she doesn't like? Like say about how I tried to return her things to her, but she was too much of a coward to come and take them from me.
I've never understoood people like that you know. People who will lie to your face, but who don't have the courage to actually look you in the face when they're caught lying. If you're a person of any value then why would you have to run and hide away like that when you're caught out? Where's the moral fibre of someone who behaves like that?
It sounds as if we like each other equally as much now.
Haven't read any of the above, but I'm quoting it in case I ever get round to it.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
Why did you come back to this board, Dave? Are you willing to admit that it's because Squeamous starting posting again, and you saw an in?
If you can admit that, then we can move along to the next point.
I hate to burst your bubble but the truth is I'm more like a scrawny streak of piss in a hoodie and a beanie hat. However you are in luck, my mouth might stink like a builder's butt crack but no wai can I grow a better beard than you :hug:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Sup, guise.
Is there anything sadder in this world than posting a pic of someone you purport to be, and secretly wish you looked like, to various miscreants on an anonymous message board.
The answer to that inelegant stream of rhetoric is no - but only if that person is Tom Selleck.
You can't really be stupid enough to believe that I decided to start posting here because I "saw an in" with someone whom I then avoided making any posts at or comment upon.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
The future of this conversation pivots on that very point.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahYou can't really be stupid enough to believe that I decided to start posting here because I "saw an in" with someone whom I then avoided making any posts at or comment upon.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
How about pretending to be a cunt, when in real life you're just a fairly decent boring bloke who hasn't actually got the balls to treat others as they treat you? You know, like chavis.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Well it's your deluded assertion that I came here to somehow engage with her, so maybe you should go find a post where I attempted to do that. Failing that you could just admit you're a complete moran whos got no fucking idea at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
You're Travis Bickle without a next film, Dave.
Boring isn't a threat. You're lucky you didn't get arrested, you industrial revolution of a fuck up.
Think about your kids. At least have the decency to leave. They'd be better off shot of you. I'm sure there's a moustache ghetto somewhere in London where you can hang your harrington.
You do realise how dull and pathetic that sounds, don't you? What happened to your "I'm the big man" thing? "I treat everyone like a cunt" thing? It's sounding rather old and boring now chavis. You're out of practice.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Oh! Of course "boring" isn't threatening, I'm not a threatening kinda bloke.
You're right, Dave. A man is judged by his actions, not his words. Your actions were pretty fucking decisive, you nut.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahYou do realise how dull and pathetic that sounds, don't you? What happened to your "I'm the big man" thing? "I treat everyone like a cunt" thing? It's sounding rather old and boring now chavis. You're out of practice.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Oh! Of course "boring" isn't threatening, I'm not a threatening kinda bloke.
My words mean nothing, nor do any that are said on any internets, but actions are everything and punishable by law.
You're mental, Dave. If only you'd applied so much effort to the mother of your children.
Alrite, Dave.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahHow about pretending to be a cunt, when in real life you're just a fairly decent boring bloke who hasn't actually got the balls to treat others as they treat you? You know, like chavis.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
No need to get snarky because you can't grow a lustrous moustache like your hero, Tom.
I bet yours is more like the decaying slug favoured by Mercury.
I'm sure you can find someone around here who will endorse that statement, I'm unsure why it's supposed to mean anything to me though :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
WOW Fuck!!!111!! Really! I never realised you could get punished by law for saying hello to someone.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Get a fucking life chavis, you're wading around in something you haven't got any kind of clue about.
Context, Dave. It's supposed to mean something because of the preceding words. I've added them into the quote for your edification.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahI'm sure you can find someone around here who will endorse that statement, I'm unsure why it's supposed to mean anything to me though :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I was saying that you're getting all emo because you have failed, on several counts, to gain entry into this club.
There, all explained.
I trust that even someone as hard of thinking as you clearly are cannot now fail to comprehend.
I can't believe I'm going to have to explain this, I'd have thought it was obvious from my earlier post.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerContext, Dave. It's supposed to mean something because of the preceding words. I've added them into the quote for your edification.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
I was saying that you're getting all emo because you have failed, on several counts, to gain entry into this club.
There, all explained.
I trust that even someone as hard of thinking as you clearly are cannot now fail to comprehend.
The only way for me to become a member of your club is for me to post a picture of myself, which would immediately invite certain members of this board to do exactly what they did with the picture that I did post.
So you see what I'm saying... about being sure you could find someone here to endorse your statement... and about why that couldn't possibly be something that I would allow to mean anything to me.
You mean assume it's a fake? Why didn't anybody question the legitimacy of mine? It wasn't blurred or pixelated, surely that would have to set off a bell or two?Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
Here's what I think... you're the only one really sensitive around here about how you are perceived by others. The byproduct of that is your incessant defensive rants and repetition of the same drivel. For the very same archetype you represent, posting a pic of yourself would be very frightening to you. Since it opens the opportunity for potential ridicule for something concrete, and the notion of that preoccupies your sense of security, your sense of vanity.
Why is it that creepy, late 40-something "men" find "soul-mates" that are in their early 20's?
You were in your 30's before she got to high school, Dave. For Fucks Sake. If she gave you the time of day, it was more than you should have gotten. If she spent time with you, you didn't deserve it. Face it, you are almost 50. If anyone saw the two of you together, they either thought you were her father, or (if you were given the benefit of generosity) they put your income about 3 times what it is. Nobody saw you as "soul-mates" except you.
You are too old. You are married. You have kids. Those are ALL powerful reasons why an attractive, sexually active, young woman would not want you. Those should be powerful reasons for you to focus on the life you have. All you have done here is convince Squeemous that she made a HUGE mistake "befriending" you in the first place, and convinced a group of strangers that you are a late 40-something, pathetic, creepy, delusional stalker, a bad husband, and a lousy father. As pointed out by others, your family will see you the same way we all do if/when this bleeds over into your real life. Nobody believes you when you say you just wanted to be friends. If that is the case, go find a woman 20+ years older than yourself and be "soul-mates" with her...
Put this to rest before you hurt those you should be concentrating your time, and attentions on. Has anyone mentioned to you that it is Christmas? Go be a good husband, and father.
Oooo a new twist in MBM's delusional saga.
So where did this "soul-mate" angle/idea come from MBM?
It's not from me, and I don't believe it's from Squeamous.
Ummm yeah... OK Jacky... don't forget to take you medication.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
You lot have ripped the arse out of this thread,
You're probably both the same person pretending to argue knowing you.
Is that you merwais?Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
qft :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyYou mean assume it's a fake? Why didn't anybody question the legitimacy of mine? It wasn't blurred or pixelated, surely that would have to set off a bell or two?Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
Here's what I think... you're the only one really sensitive around here about how you are perceived by others. The byproduct of that is your incessant defensive rants and repetition of the same drivel. For the very same archetype you represent, posting a pic of yourself would be very frightening to you. Since it opens the opportunity for potential ridicule for something concrete, and the notion of that preoccupies your sense of security, your sense of vanity.
You did that 'I know you are but what am I' thing again. It's like talking to a 12 year old who because she's got the latest replica kit, can now join in with the grown-ups when they try to define the synergy which allows Manchester United to be greater than the sum of their individual parts each year.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahI can't believe I'm going to have to explain this, I'd have thought it was obvious from my earlier post.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
The only way for me to become a member of your club is for me to post a picture of myself, which would immediately invite certain members of this board to do exactly what they did with the picture that I did post.
So you see what I'm saying... about being sure you could find someone here to endorse your statement... and about why that couldn't possibly be something that I would allow to mean anything to me.
I simply didn't believe your other statement. I think you actually posted a pic of your hero, Tom, because your own moustache looks like that of a dead pooflord and you thought we'd ridicule that and not let you into the club.
And then you'd cry. Again.
Nope that was meaningless drivel.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
:glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It was meaningless to you because you view others' posts through the eyes of a small child.
Would you like me to be more literal.
I feel as if my more esoteric posts are robbing you of any remaining semblance of dignity.
Is me not wanting to be part of your club that upsetting for you?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It's Mary's club.
It was her wife who coined the term 'Gay Beard Club', I believe.
I merely provided the impetus for people to start posting pics. In fact, I'm not even sure I'm still a member due to the shaving it off thing.
I take it the three week itch beat you then, I can understand that, it is extremely fucking annoying for a bit.
I had a full beard until recently, the moustache is what is left of it.
Yes, this is the true.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
So wait, Squeams is Reject's forlorn lustee?
Who split up that match made in heaven?
Fucks sake man, where have you been in a cave, or something?
Yes
Me
Its OK I have all the chavis and manker imaginary porn stash to vent my lust on
When that's not enough I can always come here and make loads of imaginary posts at her, like chavis, manker, MBM and Jacky keep claiming I do
And just to be sure I'm noticed by her, I can go around passing lots of comments about how she looks, as she does about me.
So all in all it's all pretty well sorted out :huh: