MIT and the US of A.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I'm tainted. Tainted I tells ya.

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Pics please. :naughty:

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Only if it's the naked-body kind of painting, though.

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Pics please. :naughty:

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Only if it's the naked-body kind of painting, though.

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I half expect to see head hair taped on. Not that I'd turn those down, BTW. :D

Excuse me, I am actually more than just a collection of exceptionally pleasing to the eye, well constructed, and multi-skilled body parts you know! :snooty:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Excuse me, I am actually more than just a collection of exceptionally pleasing to the eye, well constructed, and multi-skilled body parts you know! :snooty:

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Who cares...

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Excuse me, I am actually more than just a collection of exceptionally pleasing to the eye, well constructed, and multi-skilled body parts you know! :snooty:

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Who cares...

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I could be mistaken but I think she's hinting that she cooks too.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Who cares...

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I could be mistaken but I think she's hinting that she cooks too.

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I find that feature rather handy in things I objectify.

I can cook as well, and I also have a penis.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I can cook as well, and I also have a penis.

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Stop flirting. You'll only get flooded with PMs from Rings. :fear:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I can cook as well, and I also have a penis.

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Stop flirting. You'll only get flooded with PMs from Rings. :fear:

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I'm just pretending to be an attention whore, it might help my end goal of getting individuals to focus on me exclusively. I have previously observed that putting your cock on display isn't easily ignored.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I have previously observed that putting your cock on display isn't easily ignored.

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Only if its size is of worthy note. Hence, your mistake.

It's okay, though, I'll go easy on you. Who knows what Reject will conclude about your scientific method from this one flawed premise.

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

Who knows what Reject will conclude about your scientific method from this one flawed penis.

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Fix'd

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I'm just pretending to be an attention whore, it might help my end goal of getting individuals to focus on me exclusively..........

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Pretending ?????? :glag:

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Stop flirting. You'll only get flooded with PMs from Rings. :fear:

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I'm just pretending to be an attention whore, it might help my end goal of getting individuals to focus on me exclusively. I have previously observed that putting your cock on display isn't easily ignored.

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Nobody puts Macky in the corner....

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

Only if its size is of worthy note. Hence, your mistake.

It's okay, though, I'll go easy on you. Who knows what Reject will conclude about your scientific method from this one flawed premise.

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FFS, now you've done it. You've used its name and invoked the spirit of Ire and Indignation's wrath.
Everybody...tin foil hats at the ready, and remove yourself to the cupboard under the stairs, things are about to get bumpy.....

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

Who knows what Reject will conclude about your scientific method from this one flawed penis.

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Fix'd

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I'll have you know it's quite stunning and beautiful; just a hint of veiny to exemplify masculinity, tan beyond my thighs' conceivability, symmetrical, aesthetic length to girth ratio, straight as an arrow, circumcised, and generally something anyone would take pleasure in handling.

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Originally Posted by Artemis

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I'm just pretending to be an attention whore, it might help my end goal of getting individuals to focus on me exclusively..........

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Pretending ?????? :glag:

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Thank you for viewing my post and responding to it :)

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I'll have you know it's quite stunning and beautiful; just a hint of veiny to exemplify masculinity, tan beyond my thighs' conceivability, symmetrical, aesthetic length to girth ratio, straight as an arrow, circumcised, and generally something anyone would take pleasure in handling.

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So, something like...

http://i40.tinypic.com/21nfr0m.jpg + http://i42.tinypic.com/2z4z1ag.gif = http://i41.tinypic.com/2u8c4z8.png

Careful, or you'll get the Rasputin treatment...

Spoiler: Show

http://i42.tinypic.com/2wp1kx3.jpg

Alright, enough talk about your peen. I don't want to be accused of giving it more attention than your wife.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Alright, enough talk about your peen. I don't want to be accused of giving it more attention than your wife.

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How unfortunate, as I could have easily let the topic expand further.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

FFS, now you've done it. You've used its name and invoked the spirit of Ire and Indignation's wrath.
Everybody...tin foil hats at the ready, and remove yourself to the cupboard under the stairs, things are about to get bumpy.....

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Well, well, well, looky at what we have here, its the woman who doesn't want her personal life affected by the car crash she created, insisting on having the never ending car crash in her life by taking yet another unnecessary dig.

So Sophie, what was the purpose of this dig? Was it to prove to me that all the lies you spewed at me really were just meaningless statements, do you remember the one about how if I ever said "don't contact me" you'd respect it and stay away from me completely... yeah that was a good one wasn't it? Not as good as all them ones about how you valued my friendship.

Anyway, back to the subject, if these digs are some attempt to prove to me the depths of the lies you spewed at me for five years then I think I've got that thanks. So there's really no need for you to keep demonstrating what a complete piece of trash you are over and over again to all and sundry.

This needs a soundtrack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2Rch6WvPJE

Surely the repetative nature of this shit deserves something from the Maestro himself?

How about this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UvGf13H6wQ

I was thinking something more along these lines.:mellow:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-wJNpWgss8

If YouTube had track two of this Album I'd have chosen that one.
http://www.reverbnation.com/artist/song_details/7874311

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

Not as good as all them ones about how you valued my friendship.

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:lol::lol::lol: Even you should have been smart enough to realize that one didn't sound quite right.

Yeah I admit it, I was completely stupid :blushing:

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

Yeah I admit it, I was completely stupid :blushing:

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There you go. Move on. Go. Shew.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Alright, enough talk about your peen. I don't want to be accused of giving it more attention than your wife.

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How unfortunate, as I could have easily let the topic expand further.

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:shifty:

Also, I scoff at Meg's suggestion of relating my genitals to "String" theory.

Update to the original topic: I am now part of a team bent on creating a computer keyboard out of a single strain of yeast.

Fascinating possibilities with the technology. Will keep everybody posted, especially Macky, since he seems to be interested in scientific reporting of statistics.

Had the option of an all expenses trip to Boston, every weekend (which I negotiated as a cheaper alternative to residence bonuses*), or to work from the comfort of my own lab. Picked the latter. Nothing to necessitate me being so close to the world's most able lawyers, or to subject myself to being surrounded by a bunch of real logic gate nerds.

P.S. For those interested, in the future, work on your Chinese accent more than your Southern one. I had gross misconceptions about MIT, clearly.

* - Might be interesting to note that I never really got the O.K. for that. I made my mind up before a final decision was achieved. Things move slow in the USA. Much like their elections process. :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

Update to the original topic: I am now part of a team bent on creating a computer keyboard out of a single strain of yeast.

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Terrible waste of yeast considering what else you can make with it.

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

Update to the original topic: I am now part of a team bent on creating a computer keyboard out of a single strain of yeast.

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I can manage to spill beer on my own keyboard, thank you. :dry:

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

Update to the original topic: I am now part of a team bent on creating a computer keyboard out of a single strain of yeast.

Fascinating possibilities with the technology. Will keep everybody posted, especially Macky, since he seems to be interested in scientific reporting of statistics.

Had the option of an all expenses trip to Boston, every weekend (which I negotiated as a cheaper alternative to residence bonuses*), or to work from the comfort of my own lab. Picked the latter. Nothing to necessitate me being so close to the world's most able lawyers, or to subject myself to being surrounded by a bunch of real logic gate nerds.

P.S. For those interested, in the future, work on your Chinese accent more than your Southern one. I had gross misconceptions about MIT, clearly.

* - Might be interesting to note that I never really got the O.K. for that. I made my mind up before a final decision was achieved. Things move slow in the USA. Much like their elections process. :unsure:

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Do you have anything for those of us who aren't interested?

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Terrible waste of yeast considering what else you can make with it.

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The goal is updating your facebook status during visits to the local all Yu can eat sushi.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

I can manage to spill beer on my own keyboard, thank you. :dry:

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Don't worry, sugar. We all already know how you avoid drinking a whole beer on a regular basis. Being a lightweight isn't embarrassing.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Do you have anything for those of us who aren't interested?

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I have ice cream. Although, due to the nature of my extra-curricular activities at the local junior school, you might have to fiddle with a belt to get to it.

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

Don't worry, sugar. We all already know how you avoid drinking a whole beer on a regular basis. Being a lightweight isn't embarrassing.

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I only do that in respect for all my dead homies. If you came up hard on the streets, you'd know what that means.

http://i42.tinypic.com/v644zm.jpg




*And the last of it is all warm and icky...

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

I have ice cream. Although, due to the nature of my extra-curricular activities at the local junior school, you might have to fiddle with a belt to get to it.

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Forgive me, I usually have trouble with your posts, mostly due to their flagrant arrogance, self-absorption and synapse-scrambling tediousness, but did you just call yourself a paedophile?

Cos that's kinda what it reads like from here.

Hahaha :lol:

Errr, I'm with Squeamous. I think.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Forgive me, I usually have trouble with your posts, mostly due to their flagrant arrogance, self-absorption and synapse-scrambling tediousness, but did you just call yourself a paedophile?

Cos that's kinda what it reads like from here.

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I lolled.

I knew there was a way to put into words my instinctive gut reaction.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

I only do that in respect for all my dead homies. If you came up hard on the streets, you'd know what that means.

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You a brother? Homie, all I gotta say is hush that fuss. You really wanna bump and slump with me? I'm the type o' person that makes a club get crunk.*

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Originally Posted by chavis

Forgive me, I usually have trouble with your posts, mostly due to their flagrant arrogance, self-absorption and synapse-scrambling tediousness, but did you just call yourself a paedophile?

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Britain doesn't have teachers at junior schools? Sad state of affairs. Also, I take the god complex comments as a compliment. You're going to need a new angle.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I lolled.

I knew there was a way to put into words my instinctive gut reaction.

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And you call yourself a scientimist. I'd expect Chavis to miss the obvious ... but you? :no:

* Obligatory reference. Wish Hip Hop would back-track to those days. :happy:

Angle update:
I am of the opinion that the flagrant arrogance, self-absorption and synapse-scrambling tediousness angle is quite sufficient for our collective needs.
It covers a lot of bases and seems to be almost flawless in its accuracy. A veritable champion amongst angles.

The internet bully angle worked out quite well as it seemed to draw Mr. RingHunter toward complete capitulation, the homosexual angle worked less well. Possibly because he is a gigantic cawk smuggler, idk.

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Originally Posted by manker

Angle update:.....

The internet bully angle worked out quite well as it seemed to draw Mr. RingHunter toward complete capitulation, the homosexual angle worked less well. Possibly because he is a gigantic cawk smuggler, idk.

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As if the 'ringhunter' pseudonym wasn't a dead giveaway. :blink:

you saw what i did there :happy:

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Originally Posted by manker

Angle update:
I am of the opinion that the flagrant arrogance, self-absorption and synapse-scrambling tediousness angle is quite sufficient for our collective needs.
It covers a lot of bases and seems to be almost flawless in its accuracy. A veritable champion amongst angles.

The internet bully angle worked out quite well as it seemed to draw Mr. RingHunter toward complete capitulation, the homosexual angle worked less well. Possibly because he is a gigantic cawk smuggler, idk.

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Hai thenk queue.

I don't recall the homosexual angle, to be honest. Sure that wasn't Olegl? I drafted that one with him, put it felt like I was pissing on a corpse there.