Hoi chavis.

wtf. who's the other one? ;s

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

You didn't win, you bored me into not bothering. She won, by making me sink to her level, thus making her the winner, you can only dream of being.

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I win! I win! IN YOUR FACES!
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Mrs. Dave has told him that he's not allowed to post on the internets anymore.
fact.

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See Chavvy, you were wrong! He does love us! :hug:

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Originally Posted by Snee

I just got the giggles over realising that this board has seen at least two fat lesbian impersonators.

What are the odds?

Is there some unknown surplus of those out there that makes them an especially likely choice?

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If I'd known that I wouldn't have tried to hide the fact that I am in fact a fat lesbian :ermm:

I've never been so happy to be wrong, sweetie. :smilie4:

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I've never been so happy to be wrong, sweetie. :smilie4:

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It's just like we're one big happy family again!

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That's you in the middle.

With my finger in your arse, like.

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I win! I win! IN YOUR FACES!
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I'm so pleased you can extract so much pleasure from having damaged another person as you have me.

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Boo fucking hoo for Dave.

You were damaged already, mate.

Who would have thought that everyone's favourite erudite cervix owner would win when pitted against the ponderous postings of Magnum Dave.
The shock-wave resonates.

And what's this about chavois saying I don't love you guise. I am suitably appalled but heartened in an equal measure by your implicit faith in my internal bucket of bonhomie :happy:

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Who would have thought that everyone's favourite erudite cervix owner would win when pitted against the ponderous postings of Magnum Dave.
The shock-wave resonates.

And what's this about chavois saying I don't love you guise. I am suitably appalled but heartened in an equal measure by your implicit faith in my internal bucket of bonhomie :happy:

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You are NOT sticking your finger up my arse and that's the end of it, mum.

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I win! I win! IN YOUR FACES!
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I'm so pleased you can extract so much pleasure from having damaged another person as you have me.

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What's this, another person? Who did squeams put in the friend zone now :no:
Not the star-trek marks and spencer guy! He was as cunning as a very cunning thing with his getting inside her tactics.

And also, thought you left, Dave.

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Who would have thought that everyone's favourite erudite cervix owner would win when pitted against the ponderous postings of Magnum Dave.
The shock-wave resonates.

And what's this about chavois saying I don't love you guise. I am suitably appalled but heartened in an equal measure by your implicit faith in my internal bucket of bonhomie :happy:

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You are NOT sticking your finger up my arse and that's the end of it, mum.

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Don't make me get your father.

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I'm so pleased you can extract so much pleasure from having damaged another person as you have me.

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What's this, another person? Who did squeams put in the friend zone now :no:
Not the star-trek marks and spencer guy! He was as cunning as a very cunning thing with his getting inside her tactics.

And also, thought you left, Dave.

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Dave lurks and logs on at the last second. That's how he operates. He watches the board at all times, trembling in wait of his name, the sad bastard.

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You are NOT sticking your finger up my arse and that's the end of it, mum.

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Don't make me get your father.

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What's this, another person? Who did squeams put in the friend zone now :no:
Not the star-trek marks and spencer guy! He was as cunning as a very cunning thing with his getting inside her tactics.

And also, thought you left, Dave.

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Dave lurks and logs on at the last second. That's how he operates. He watches the board at all times, trembling in wait of his name, the sad bastard.

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He's definitely the best mentalist we've ever had.

Dave: I'm leaving
the bored: you'll post again
Dave: no I won't
the bored: lol
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Dave: sup guise

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Dave lurks and logs on at the last second. That's how he operates. He watches the board at all times, trembling in wait of his name, the sad bastard.

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He's definitely the best mentalist we've ever had.

Dave: I'm leaving
the bored: you'll post again
Dave: no I won't
the bored: lol
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Dave: sup guise

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Next he'll say that he wouldn't have posted again, but we just had to exacerbate it and he's coming back to give us what we gave him even though he said he wouldn't.

Dave pulls lies out of his arse like his mum pulls crabs from her nether regions.

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That's you in the middle.

With my finger in your arse, like.

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:dry:

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And what's this about chavois saying I don't love you guise. I am suitably appalled but heartened in an equal measure by your implicit faith in my internal bucket of bonhomie :happy:

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We should celebrate! You get the garden hose and I'll do that thing I do at parties with two martini glasses and the wicker hamper.

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Not the star-trek marks and spencer guy! He was as cunning as a very cunning thing with his getting inside her tactics.

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He bloody hasn't! I never let anyone get inside my tactics until I'm in a loving, stable, committed, casual thing.

Know what I think, Squeams? You should change your user name to Sophie. What's the difference? It's a cool name and it's out there anyway.

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And what's this about chavois saying I don't love you guise. I am suitably appalled but heartened in an equal measure by your implicit faith in my internal bucket of bonhomie :happy:

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We should celebrate! You get the garden hose and I'll do that thing I do at parties with two martini glasses and the wicker hamper.

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Not the star-trek marks and spencer guy! He was as cunning as a very cunning thing with his getting inside her tactics.

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He bloody hasn't! I never let anyone get inside my tactics until I'm in a loving, stable, committed, casual thing.

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:lol: I see what you did there and facepalmed :earl:

Also, if garden hose isn't the most blatant euphemism since forever then I'm not going to meet you behind tesco for a celebratory inspection of your tic-tacs.

No such thing as a blatant euphemism.

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He's definitely the best mentalist we've ever had.

Dave: I'm leaving
the bored: you'll post again
Dave: no I won't
the bored: lol
---3 hours later----
Dave: sup guise

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Next he'll say that he wouldn't have posted again, but we just had to exacerbate it and he's coming back to give us what we gave him even though he said he wouldn't.

Dave pulls lies out of his arse like his mum pulls crabs from her nether regions.

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You man to say that he'll think it's not his fault that he read the thread, logged on and posted some shite.

He'd have to be some kind of crazed gibbon if he truly believed that his actions were directly caused by a few throw-away sentences composed by a few pish ripping aficionados from the internets.

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Know what I think, Squeams? You should change your user name to Sophie. What's the difference? It's a cool name and it's out there anyway.

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I suppose I could. To be honest there's more incriminating and embarrassing information about me out there under the name 'Squeamous' than my real name.

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:lol: I see what you did there and facepalmed :earl:

Also, if garden hose isn't the most blatant euphemism since forever then I'm not going to meet you behind tesco for a celebratory inspection of your tic-tacs.

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It wasn't actually, I just pulled 3 random items out of my subconscious. I can't help it if I have a filthy mind :smilie4:

I don't know how to change my name :cry:

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No such thing as a blatant euphemism.

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Well, yes, but wouldn't the most blatant attempt at euphemistic allusion be a tad clunky for our porpoises.

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I don't know how to change my name :cry:

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1. Click the new thread button.
2. Write "name change" in the title.
3. Write "Squeamous ref; Sophie" in the main body of the post
4. Push the insert image button.
5. Browse your HD for a suitable and clear pic of your tits.
6. Hit attach
7. Push post.

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I don't know how to change my name :cry:

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1. Click the new thread button.
2. Write "name change" in the title.
3. Write "Squeamous ref; Sophie" in the main body of the post
4. Push the insert image button.
5. Browse your HD for a suitable and clear pic of your tits.
6. Hit attach
7. Push post.

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No. You called my euphemisms clunky so I don't see why I should show them to you :snooty:

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1. Click the new thread button.
2. Write "name change" in the title.
3. Write "Squeamous ref; Sophie" in the main body of the post
4. Push the insert image button.
5. Browse your HD for a suitable and clear pic of your tits.
6. Hit attach
7. Push post.

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No. You called my euphemisms clunky so I don't see why I should show them to you :snooty:

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Sir, I did not!
The clunky thing was what I called chavois' wet dream of what my post should have looked like.


So anyway, yeah. That name changing method probably works just as well in PM I think :shifty:

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No. You called my euphemisms clunky so I don't see why I should show them to you :snooty:

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Sir, I did not!
The clunky thing was what I called chavois' wet dream of what my post should have looked like.


So anyway, yeah. That name changing method probably works just as well in PM I think :shifty:

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You wouldn't want my twee tits-by-fairylight :snooty:

Well now, there's an adjective you don't often see with tits.

The fairy lighting would have been absolutely fine. But now I think your top bollocks are somehow old fashioned :crazy:

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I'm so pleased you can extract so much pleasure from having damaged another person as you have me.

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Please tell me you said this while running an X-acto blade down your forearm to your palm. Fucking :emo:.

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After that this place became boring really, I mean some of the spastics you keep are entertaining, like MBM... speaking of which have you noticed how it's those from the southern hemisphere who are the slowest... you have to repeat everything multiple times to them before they get it...

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What an epitaph, Dave. Referring to North America (Washington State, NTL) as being in the Southern Hemisphere at the same time suggesting that individual is among the "slow[est]".

Only on the internet would I have found someone as dim as you, Shadow. Sadly, not all present can claim the same.

Hey Dave, while I have you reading this before you go in a year or so, I have a request. My serious internet threat would require that you keep your stache until I can drizzle my jizzle on it. I know it's a bizarre request for the perpetrator to make of the intended victim, but I'd just like to remind you that if you shave it, I win.