:lol: someone's on form tonight.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
It's an M&S thingQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
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:lol: someone's on form tonight.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesIt's an M&S thingQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
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It was definitely sarcasm. It was funny too, you remember what funny is, don't you, Dave.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahNo it wasn't, she meant it to read exactly as it does. She just has the memory capacity of a gnat, and can't remember the crap she has posted before.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It's not the first time she has lied to you on this board by contradicting something she said before, you're just to dumb to have notice the previous occurances. She is a woman after all, you know, soft, cuddly and equiped with tits. So she can behave like a complete and utter cunt, and make as many malicious statements as she wants. Safe in the knowledge that no matter what she says, you'll either make an excuse for her, or ignore the blatent lies she tells.
And also, the irony fairy pays a sudden - and welcome - visit.
you're just to dumb to have notice :schnauz:
Hentai is the only easy manner to get away with watching underage children get sexy these days.
Also, I may have gotten an A in Anatomy and Physiology, but I'm having a difficult time discerning the path of his penis. It enters the rectum, travels through the large & small intestines, then stomach to esophagus... how the fuck is it coming out of her vagina? I'm sorry, but unless he was Mr. Razor Fantastic or Mr. Barbed Fantastic, I don't see how that is possible. What he should have done is had it go in rectum, out mouth, into vagina. The vagina is a cul de sac, am I wrong?
I actually guffaw'd.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary
Thank feck there's no one around to ask me what I was laughing at.
I also noticed the perplexing penile path.
It could be that your common or garden hentai fan wouldn't notice though.
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The only other possibility is that the Catholic Church may be deceiving people for it's own selfish ends and I don't know if I 'm ready to accept that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
There you go.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
She was telling lies to take a dig at me, is the truth, and you've provided her with an excuse, and therefore opportunity to deny it.
And no, there is nothing funny which spews forth from her, trust me I know.
She did post a lie, she wasn't actually scared. She was being sarcastic.
I don't think she'll deny that. It's pretty obvious to all, except you, it seems. It's also funny to all but not you.
There is a pattern emerging.
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I thought Hentai was that slightly unusual Japanese stuff full of randy cephalopodsQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
In light of what Mary just wrote, I think you might be deceiving me about what the Catholic Church think about hentai :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787The only other possibility is that the Catholic Church may be deceiving people for it's own selfish ends and I don't know if I 'm ready to accept that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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Broadly, it's just drawings of weird stuff inside vaginas. I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesI thought Hentai was that slightly unusual Japanese stuff full of randy cephalopodsQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Why did SnnY have to go to bed so early, this is his field.
I think you would fit right in with being gay Dave. For reasons that I'm not going into I have worked with alot of gays, and the overtly girlish ones love the whole 'I can't believe that bitch said that' drama. You would probably be considered quite normal, apart from the turning up to lounge casually on the balustrade bit, that is still stalker creepy no matter your sexual orientation.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahOooo don't tell me, I can get this.... it's that she can behave like a cunt and be excused for doing it by you all, but that you all don't like me behaving in exactly the same manner towards her.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
This could be a whole new area for you to examine and your quirks would probably find immediate favor. :emo:
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Originally Posted by mankerBroadly, it's just drawings of weird stuff inside vaginas. I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Why did SnnY have to go to bed so early, this is his field.
It is prolly like 2 in the morning in Swedatenland or something. Actually time for my bed too
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l8rz, dewd.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
It is prolly like 2 in the morning in Swedatenland or something. Actually time for my bed too
I can cover this one, I'm also a resident expert.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerBroadly, it's just drawings of weird stuff inside vaginas. I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Why did SnnY have to go to bed so early, this is his field.
I'll sum it up with 3 pictures, NSFW, and not safe for home either:
We'll keep it simple, here's some doggy style on a young girl by a perverted old man
NSFWSpoiler: Show
A personal favorite of mine, chicks that grow dicks to fuck other chicks
NSFWSpoiler: Show
And since I kept those pretty classy, let's get a little raunchy. Notice how "he" is making out with her
NSFW, seriouslySpoiler: Show
Hands free lesbianism :happy:
Noice.
And the horse put a cumdumpster under the cumdumpster so as to not ruin the carpet.
Equine lovers are so thoughtful.
The words, "A personal favorite of mine" from Macky isQuote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
probablythe scariest thing I've seen in the past decade of online experience... :fear:
It's the most fun. I know I've made a fixation on chicks with dicks, but the true origin of that was how hilarious I found it when all theseQuote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeThe words, "A personal favorite of mine" from Macky isQuote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
probablythe scariest thing I've seen in the past decade of online experience... :fear:
hentaianime chicks were growing them. There was this spoof kind of hentai from a little ways back called Sailor & the 7 Ballz, where sailor moon's clitoris would grow into a huge throbbing red boner if I remember correctly. It was basically all these shounen characters showing up to an orgy.
Since then, there has been established a genre called futanari. One of the most hilarious videos were these 2 live Japanese girls who didn't have any frosting on their donuts, so they both pulled out their enormous fake dicks and fooled around until they could dump tons of cum all over the donuts. I may have butchered the story, but you should get the gist of it.
I don't dare ever visit Japan. I get the impression I'd be punching men in the face everywhere I went.
Especially on the trains, frottage is quite the sport in the tightly cramped spaces of the commuter trains. Yet another fetish for you to contend with. :yikes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Exactly. And if there's anything worse than a bit scary dude sexually harassing you it's a small, ineffectual weed :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisEspecially on the trains, frottage is quite the sport in the tightly cramped spaces of the commuter trains. Yet another fetish for you to contend with. :yikes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Me thinks the 'affable uncle' triumvirate that is Arty, Idol and mbm know more about the underwebs than first meets the eye.
Maybe even more than Mary :smilie4:
I'm a prude and a stupid one at that so so much for that theory.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Sir, you hide your erudition and sexual deviance under a particularly large bushell.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I'm a prude and a stupid one at that so so much for that theory.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Chalice told me.
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Hoi! Stop posting personal phoaties of mbm :fist:
It's a particularly large bushell:smilie4:
Never met the man.:idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerSir, you hide your erudition and sexual deviance under a particularly large bushell.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Chalice told me.
And what's a bushell?
Yeah I got that :pinch:
And also, I put an extra l on bushel
... :dabs:
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Originally Posted by manker
OK I thought you might have been on about binoculars or something.
I'm being victimised and set upon.
It was international day yesterday, ffs.
I'm hung over with no balustrade in sight to lean upon.
Hello, I've just noticed Mouldy is a moderator now! What will he be moderating and why? I think we need a manifesto.
Shush you!Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
No one else knew of my alter ego :pinch:
but yeah, manifest away.
From you you div. Why would I need a manifesto? I'm not a member of the pointy stick club.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerShush you!Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
No one else knew of my alter ego :pinch:
but yeah, manifest away.
That's a particularly unflattering pic of me. Hold on while I get one that's newd. Those, I find, reveal my true essence. :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker