New Moderator: Manker

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

As I'm not "one of his mates" and I'm too sensitive a soul to deal with the constant verbal abuse, I guess this is farewell.:(
And I really would have liked to have stuck around until manker actually moderated something.
Oh wells as MBM's Mom is known to say, "Life is filled with disappointment".:(

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Idol, don't be a Reject, and everything should :whistling be just fine. C'mon in, the water is nice... :shifty:

*I just noticed, when I lie I can't resist the temptation to use smilies. Beware of ANY of my posts containing smilies. :pinch:

This is not fair :emo:

Congrats

Have seen Jub Jub in team chat by anychance :unsure:

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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

This is not fair :emo:

Congrats

Have seen Jub Jub in team chat by anychance :unsure:

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Bujub = Idoleyes
:o

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Actually the order for future reference as you obviously want my opinion is reject,Alien5,Biggles,Squeamous,Snee,,enoughfakefiles,ProperBo,Artemis,MBM,Chavis,Manker,SomethingElse,Burnsy,Chavis' Mom ,some guy who last logged on six years ago,ziggyjuarez,if something incredibly bad happens the second last person left on the planet , mjmacky.

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Being the ultimate choice on your list means I've been doing everything right.

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Originally Posted by manker

Thanks to all the well-wishers.

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Just wanted to say that I don't wish you well since you volunteered to do it. You previously left unannounced, and now you're a mod; two more reasons (on top of being Welsh) not to trust you. Now I'm going to report every post in which you called me Mary since it's inflammatory.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Oh wells as MBM's Mom is known to say, "Life is filled with disappointment".:(

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You've even slept with MBM's mom?

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Sorry about that. Wrong thread. I'm wopped innit.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Oh wells as MBM's Mom is known to say, "Life is filled with disappointment".:(

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You've even slept with MBM's mom?

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I find it hard to believe even she would stoop so low.

And she used to headline Tijuana Donkey shows... :O

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

I find it hard to believe even she would stoop so low.

And she used to headline Tijuana Donkey shows... :O

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And she's still alive? I heard they could only live to about 50.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

I find it hard to believe even she would stoop so low.

And she used to headline Tijuana Donkey shows... :O

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And she's still alive? I heard they could only live to about 50.

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Reminds me of a joke from Emo Philips...

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Originally Posted by Emo Philips E=MO^2 Album

I was in San Fransisco once, walking along the Golden Gate Bridge, and I saw this guy on the bridge about to jump. So I thought I'd try to stall and detain him, long enough for me to put the film in. I said, "Don't jump!" and he turns... You've heard of the elephant man. He was kind of like that, he had a, well, you could say he had the head of a horse. And my heart went out to him. I said, "Why the long face?"
He said, "'Cause all my life people have called me mean names like horses-head or Flicka or chess-piece or Trigger..."
I said, "Well, don't worry about it, Ed. It can't be that bad."
He said, "My girlfriend's suing me!"
I said, "For palomino?"
He said, "Why was I put on this Earth?"
I said, "My friend, anywhere else you wouldn't stand a chance."
He said, "Nobody loves me."
I said, "God loves you, you silly ninny."
He said, "How do you know there's a God?"
I said, "Of course there's a God. Do you think that billions of years ago a bunch of molecules floating around at random could someday have had the sense of humor to make you look like that?"

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Good stuff... :)

Yeah, This reads like a manker thread...

Who's Manker ... is he like a tolerated J-DIE, one that doesn't get banned?

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Being the ultimate choice on your list means I've been doing everything right.

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I'm more interested in finding out how Idol ranks over 15 people after the second last man on the planet.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

And she's still alive? I heard they could only live to about 50.

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You're headed down a deep dark path if you start making these jokes. :O

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Originally Posted by Darth Cicero

I'm more interested in finding out how Idol ranks over 15 people after the second last man on the planet.
You're headed down a deep dark path if you start making these jokes. :O

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Is that you, JOJO ???

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

And besides clearly rejectofAllah would have been a better choice.

Actually the order for future reference as you obviously want my opinion is reject,Alien5,Biggles,Squeamous,Snee,,enoughfakefiles,ProperBo,Artemis,MBM,Chavis,Manker,SomethingElse,Burnsy,Chavis' Mom ,some guy who last logged on six years ago,ziggyjuarez,if something incredibly bad happens the second last person left on the planet , mjmacky.

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Originally Posted by Darth Cicero

I'm more interested in finding out how Idol ranks over 15 people after the second last man on the planet.

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If this is the future of science I'm confident that Mankind will be extinct in a few years.
Also your university must be incredible liberal to allow chimpanzees to enroll.

Don't you just stick an appropriate tolerance level on the end of it like real lounge scientists do, something like +/- 14. That's what mjmacky told me :whistling

Idol, you've stumbled into reject territory and made a friend. He too wets his bed when bad sciency things interrupt his nightmares.

Aww!! Jacky, don't pout, I don't think you're a nightmare.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Idol, you've stumbled into reject territory and made a friend. He too wets his bed when bad sciency things interrupt his nightmares.

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Can you make that insult a little more pointed because as it reads I'm not entirely sure who it's aimed at.
I would say me except I think I'm pretty much irreproachable.

I think it's because he's jealous of us non-scientisty people meself Idol. He yearns for a life free of made up numbers.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

I think it's because he's jealous of us non-scientisty people meself Idol. He yearns for a life free of made up numbers.

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I on the other hand just think that he was trying to be funny.:mellow:
Btw I took four years of sciencey stuff at University. :mellow:

Oh! Fuck.. there I go putting my foot in my mouth again :ermm:

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Originally Posted by Disme

Is that you, JOJO ???

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Yes, and apart from being very grateful for all the help you've given me on Usenet, I still won't put out any love unless you tell me who you are and how you knew who I am before Oleg ousted me. The man was talented, but you beat even him to the punch. :dry:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

If this is the future of science I'm confident that Mankind will be extinct in a few years.
Also your university must be incredible liberal to allow chimpanzees to enroll.

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Haha. Haha.
Keep making those jokes and I'll rummage through a few dozen PM's to find the one where you said I gave off the University of Toronto vibe. :shifty:

Also, since you did a "sciency" degree - and going by your posts I'm assuming it was something like the History of Modern Science - you should know that I implied you stated your order of preference from 3' to 5'.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

Oh! Fuck.. there I go putting my foot in my mouth again :ermm:

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So you are capable of self-awareness then.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I on the other hand just think that he was trying to be funny.:mellow:
Btw I took four years of sciencey stuff at University. :mellow:

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Some of us weren't born with your natural talents, Idol. By the way, 4 years of science would typically imply you have a bachelor's degree in a STEM field. Do you have a Bachelor's degree in a STEM field? If you inquire about the meaning or elongation of STEM, I will answer the inquiry.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

So you are capable of self-awareness then.

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I am, am I?

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Idol. By the way, 4 years of science would typically imply you have a bachelor's degree in a STEM field. Do you have a Bachelor's degree in a STEM field? If you inquire about the meaning or elongation of STEM, I will answer the inquiry.

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I would guess that it's an acronym for something but I'd rather believe that it's just you getting really excited about plants so I'm going with that.
Btw four years of science implies little more than I couldn't wait to give my mind a rest and to get some fresh air.Remarkably successful on both fronts thank you very much.

Also gay jokes are too obvious and crude for someone of my obvious class so

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Idol. By the way, 4 years of science would typically imply you have a bachelor's degree in a STEM field. Do you have a Bachelor's degree in a STEM field? If you inquire about the meaning or elongation of STEM, I will answer the inquiry.

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I would guess that it's an acronym for something but I'd rather believe that it's just you getting really excited about plants so I'm going with that.

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As promised, Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics (STEM). Could have easily been called STEAM, or STEaM to be a little more leet.

It'll never be l337 until those who do it can spell it :P

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

It'll never be l337 until those who do it can spell it :P

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I'm not leet enough to speel it like that.

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Originally Posted by tesco

Manker is our newest moderator, he will be the team's eyes and ears in the Lounge, where issues have been going unnoticed for long periods of time due to a lack of moderator presence.

Welcome Manker. :)

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Unbelievable.


You have got to be joking.


Is this legal?


Although 9 years of questioning his capabilities of sound judgement is quite an insult.
It should have happened in the prime.

This news deserves a smirk.

Did not think you had time for intellectual bitch(dog) control, your choice.
You always had responsibility over the forum(as we all do), with your pinpointed exquisite sarcastic humor.
Enjoy

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

As promised, Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics (STEM). Could have easily been called STEAM, or STEaM to be a little more leet.

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Got to change my sig to something like" I already know and whatever led you to believe that I didn't?" .Sounds infinitely better than "I'm not as dumb as I look".

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

As promised, Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics (STEM). Could have easily been called STEAM, or STEaM to be a little more leet.

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Got to change my sig to something like" I already know and whatever led you to believe that I didn't?" .Sounds infinitely better than "I'm not as dumb as I look".

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I know you know, and I knew you were going to make a comment about its meaning, and I know you knew that I would follow through with my promise. What I didn't know was that you'd actually state that you knew. Why'd you break character?

I'm mysterious like that.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I'm mysterious like that.

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That isn't very mysterious, aren't you underselling a bit?

I'm mysterious like that. Wooooooooooo mysterious like.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I'm mysterious like that. Wooooooooooo mysterious like.

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You tried for spaces, but the forum wouldn't have it. Also, waiting for external opinion on this one, perhaps you could help.