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Fucking killer bitch dave killing white people bitch.
Fuckin bitch
The revelations were in like February. Keep up, ffs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Dave finally got something and announced to the board that chavis is harsh.
We were all like :o
At the time.
Dave is harsh to!Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerThe revelations were in like February. Keep up, ffs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Dave finally got something and announced to the board that chavis is harsh.
We were all like :o
At the time.
I did already admit that I have missed coming here and poking you all with a pointy stick, although I think that one got lost in one of mankers "vendetta bannings".Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Your stick is as pointy as a geriatric's walker. You're straight up bludgeoning us Dave.Quote:
Originally Posted by accountantsrusI did already admit that I have missed coming here and poking you all with a pointy stick, although I think that one got lost in one of mankers "vendetta bannings".Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
To be fair you've all bludgeoned me for a long time now Mary.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I don't know Dave, I think I'm going to need Djokovic's help to keep your edges at bay.Quote:
Originally Posted by accountantsrusTo be fair you've all bludgeoned me for a long time now Mary.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Edges? Me... you mean you can't see how subtle I am :p
That reminds of the time someone told me the Dalai Lama punched him in the face. The man said that it was so subtle that he never stopped believing the Dalai Lama was a pacifist.Quote:
Originally Posted by accountantsrus
It's been a blast to spew some shit around again Mary, but I have to go now. I've just remembered that I'm not welcome around here, some completely paranoid rubbish about me trying to hurt a female member here, despite me NOT revealing any of her personal details to any of you (at least not before she had revealed them to you), and me NOT having posted the topless picture of her that I have despite me having no end of sites I could have put it up on. Whilst she on the other hand... yeah OK I'm not going to bore you with all that again. Anyway it all sounds like the paranoid mentalness of a complete lunatic if you ask me, but then what would I know?
Call me old-fashioned, but I feel like boobs should be earned and not taken freely.Quote:
Originally Posted by accountantsrus
I think what I was trying to say before is that if the Dalai Lama spent 30 minutes with you, he'd probably punch you in the face.
We all know that if you ever posted topless pics of Squeams, she would post pics of your peen, and no one would ever call you "Magnum Dave" again... :noes:Quote:
Originally Posted by accountantsrus
iMaginum Dave
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
She never had any pictures that I can remember, she did have some videos... and no I don't know if she deleted her copies of them. I only know what I did with what I had, and that she knew I had deleted the videos of her. So there might be some hope for you, you might get to see my hard cock... if she still has the videos, and assuming she can find the links to whatever site she has (probably) already (given her history of respecting me) posted them on. I'm sure you can't wait, you should PM her immediately.
Five years, and your friend never hit me... so I can't be all bad Mary.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I like how he said that, then kept posting for over an hour.Quote:
Originally Posted by accountantsrus
It's almost as if he said he would do one thing, and then did another.
Has anyone ever referred to you as "bad"?Quote:
Originally Posted by accountantsrusFive years, and your friend never hit me... so I can't be all bad Mary.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
You seem to enjoy that kind of sphere around you, but the majority of us simply think you are a creepy, pathetic, lonely, unfit parent, shit husband, paranoid, liar, and mentally unstable.
Not a "bad" list for someone pushing a shopping cart... :mellow:
I bet Dave was the kind of kid that when he played tag, and was tagged, he would say something like "it doesn't count because I called time out". I imagine he only played it once.
I bet Dave was the kind of kid that when he played tag, and was tagged, he would say something like "stop following me, I don't want to be it". I imagine he only played it once.
I bet Dave was the kind of kid that when he played tag, and was tagged, he would say something like "I'm it forever", and would just follow the other kids around without touching them until they went home, where he would wait outside leaning against something. I imagine he only played it once. :balustrade:
I see so I'm creepy because I DIDN'T come here and make any posts at your female friend? I'm creepy because I didn't send her any private messages? I'm creepy because I didn't send any of your her personal details via malicious PMs? I'm creepy because I haven't breached her trust and publicly posted details of her personal relationships with her husband?Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
And of course I must be pathetic because I don't care what you say about me? I'm pathetic because I'm happy to treat you as you treat me?
I'm lonely because you can't see why anyone would keep coming here after you've all posted as much bile and venom at me as you have? Therefore it must be because I'm lonely :lol:
I must be an unfit parent based upon you knowing so much about my parenting skills?
I'm a shit husband because I didn't put my wife and what she wanted first?
I'm paranoid because... yeah, ok I won't repeat it... just see my earlier post about who is spewing the paranoid delusions around here. Then you can have a chat with your mate the delusional mental paranoid mod.
I'm a liar because you can show where any of what I have said was a lie... and even if I was... it then only makes me the same as your female friend, and as all of you.
And I'm mentally unstable because I keep dishing out to y'all what you've all already dished out to me.
I won't bother posting my opinion of you, apparently your delusional paranoid mental mod mate doesn't like it when I spew bile over his board, oh no, that's not allowed. You of course are free to spew all the hatefilled nasty shitty comments you want about me... and then you're perfectly entitled to believe that I "have" to go away sooner or later, because only a mental case would dare to spew the same kind of bile back at you. You have no need to worry about the board rules, because your mental mod mate will happily let you ignore them at will.
None of that makes any difference to me though, and that should tell you roughly what my opinion of what you, and your delusional paranoid mental mod mate think about me, and what I think about you.
Stop projecting your childhood onto me Mary. We aren't all perverts like you.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
It's sure good you aren't devoting any time to this stuff you don't care about. :mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by accountantsrusI see so I'm creepy because I DIDN'T come here and make any posts at your female friend? I'm creepy because I didn't send her any private messages? I'm creepy because I didn't send any of your her personal details via malicious PMs? I'm creepy because I haven't breached her trust and publicly posted details of her personal relationships with her husband?Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
And of course I must be pathetic because I don't care what you say about me? I'm pathetic because I'm happy to treat you as you treat me?
I'm lonely because you can't see why anyone would keep coming here after you've all posted as much bile and venom at me as you have? Therefore it must be because I'm lonely :lol:
I must be an unfit parent based upon you knowing so much about my parenting skills?
I'm a shit husband because I didn't put my wife and what she wanted first?
I'm paranoid because... yeah, ok I won't repeat it... just see my earlier post about who is spewing the paranoid delusions around here. Then you can have a chat with your mate the delusional mental paranoid mod.
I'm a liar because you can show where any of what I have said was a lie... and even if I was... it then only makes me the same as your female friend, and as all of you.
And I'm mentally unstable because I keep dishing out to y'all what you've all already dished out to me.
I won't bother posting my opinion of you, apparently your delusional paranoid mental mod mate doesn't like it when I spew bile over his board, oh no, that's not allowed. You of course are free to spew all the hatefilled nasty shitty comments you want about me... and then you're perfectly entitled to believe that I "have" to go away sooner or later, because only a mental case would dare to spew the same kind of bile back at you. You have no need to worry about the board rules, because your mental mod mate will happily let you ignore them at will.
None of that makes any difference to me though, and that should tell you roughly what my opinion of what you, and your delusional paranoid mental mod mate think about me, and what I think about you.
That's gotta be 100% accurate.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Point is, "Don't touch Dave, he's got A LOT of It built up on his shoulders..." :dave:
But that's Dave from years ago. I used to be a sweet, bright, 10 year old boy who everbody loved. Look at me now, the years make a difference Dave.Quote:
Originally Posted by accountantsrusFive years, and your friend never hit me... so I can't be all bad Mary.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
So you didn't want me to respond to your name calling... what's new.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
They do indeed Mary, they make a vast difference.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
When people stop posting about you, you start pacing like a kenneled greyhound on crack. When we respond, and you start pissing on the floor like a 90 year old Alzheimer's patient. What is it you would prefer, Dave?Quote:
Originally Posted by accountantsrusSo you didn't want me to respond to your name calling... what's new.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I would hate to be the one to turn you into the equivalent of a 90 year old Alzheimer's inflicted, bladder-deficient greyhound with a drug problem. Neither of us would sleep well at night... :mellow:
At least he would be able to lick his own cock. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeWhen people stop posting about you, you start pacing like a kenneled greyhound on crack. When we respond, and you start pissing on the floor like a 90 year old Alzheimer's patient. What is it you would prefer, Dave?Quote:
Originally Posted by accountantsrus
I would hate to be the one to turn you into the equivalent of a 90 year old Alzheimer's inflicted, bladder-deficient greyhound with a drug problem. Neither of us would sleep well at night... :mellow:
Always look on the bright side of life...Always look on the bright side of life...Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisAt least he would be able to lick his own cock. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
On the subject of the male form in moving picture, well, it's not exactly the sort of thing women really want to see. We much prefer it if a guy is wearing some tighty whities but visibly aroused....leaves more to the imagination. Usually when we receive graphic knob pics/videos we just think 'ah, penis...yes' and then go back to what was occupying us before. Also, unsolicited penis WILL be shown to all our friends and laughed at at the earliest available opportunity :happy:
Ahahaha.
You're such a cad.
There's no way all women do that, you know, show it to their friends and laugh ... it's probably just a small minority :ermm:
An aroused Dave in tighty whities is MORE than enough for the imagination. :pinch::glag::sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
You must be twitter friends with Anthony Weiner. Also, I must be a woman as I prefer to see women with scanty revelation rather than the clothes being outright absent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
If you're lucky and there aren't any of our friends in the immediate vicinity we might forget about it. Unless it's an unusual enough penis to forward immediately.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
:smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
It's not that you're a woman, you're afraid of overt sexuality remember?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I notice you quickly convert turn offs and disinterests to fear. Are you often frightened, or do you just like everything?Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
You've already stated you consider overt femininity 'aggressive'. What else am I to think?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
You can't say "over my infinite throwe" without "overt femininity whore". Aggressive doesn't frighten me, it just gets me all rapey, and I don't like the aftermath of that.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousYou've already stated you consider overt femininity 'aggressive'. What else am I to think?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
They all look the same to me, some are just chunkier.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamsIf you're lucky and there aren't any of our friends in the immediate vicinity we might forget about it. Unless it's an unusual enough penis to forward immediately.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You and your friends are quite the cawk connoisseur collective :smilie4:
So when I stood up for you and you decided that that was a nursing and thus agressive sexual act, all you could thing of was raping me? But how can you reconcile that with the fact I'm 32 and not 12? You're a ball of psychiatric contradictions aren't you Mary?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyYou can't say "over my infinite throwe" without "overt femininity whore". Aggressive doesn't frighten me, it just gets me all rapey, and I don't like the aftermath of that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Your furtive glances in the men's changing room at the gym probably don't allow you a decent enough set of observations to perceive all the delicate nuances of the penis.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
PS.Spoiler: Show:smilie4: