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Parents dropping acid and leaving their children unattended. Noice combo.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Officer: Can you draw a sketch of the man who took your child?
Parent: http://i43.tinypic.com/332mlqs.jpg
Officer: Thanks. :mellow:
macky: :happy:
I'd have to sweat that one a little, just add a beard and it's an eerie resemblance.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I am an exceptionally talented cook, cleaner and bedroom acrobat it's true. But I have a little part time job on the side creating transgenic animals at the leading medical research facility in the UK. I just do it to keep my hand in and top up those national insurance contributions really :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeGurl scientists do science stuff with laundry, scrubbing, and kitchen stuffs. We had to start calling them scientists (or whatever "job" title they wanted) after the '60s. It got 'em to shut up and get back to doin' their work around the house.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
/historical lessun
It was in London when I went. I can't do clubbing anymore either. A mate dragged me out to a techno club last weekend. It was their birthday, so I thought I'd give it a go. I looked for the chill-out room, but couldn't find it. I soon fell asleep. When I woke up, it was 5 am, and there was hideous techno banging all around me. I immediately left. I hate techno, but I can sleep thro' most things. It's my self-defence mechanism. :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerLooks awesome but in Wales it's customary to wait til you're at least 15 to get wasted on psychedelics in nightclubs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
We're refined as fuck.
..i say it looks awesome but I don't really like nightclubs when I go now and haven't for ages :emo:
I leave for work at 6:30 am, 6 days a week, so by 9 pm, I'm cream crackered.
I've never really liked clubbing :emo:
I can safely speak for all animals that they'd really prefer if you didn't do that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
She's making shark eating fish.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Rubbish, wouldn't you want to glow green given half a chance?Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I can safely speak for all animals that they'd really prefer if you didn't do that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I could see that being good camouflage in event of a nuclear war.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousRubbish, wouldn't you want to glow green given half a chance?Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
OK save the bunnies then.
Actually to date I've only worked with mice, and as we all know they don't matter because they're not cute and cuddly ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I could see that being good camouflage in event of a nuclear war.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
OK save the bunnies then.
A woman who can handle mice on her own?Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
So seriously, what are you doing? Enzyme insertions? Disease inductions? Genetic characterization?
Well I tried doing it while standing on a chair, holding my skirts and clutching a rolling pin but my boss said I was upsetting the other scientists.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Cicero
I work in a service lab, so the purpose varies. It can range through promotor bashing (to work out how genes are regulated by other genes), or following the expression of genes, creating more human-like mouse models for disease, or studying gene function by knocking them out. I'm a technician so I do the hocus pocus part to make it all come together, but the scientists give me their stem cells or DNA vectors already engineered. I also introduce new techniques. I recently got to go to Miami to present a protocol I devised for vitrification of mouse ooctyes and preimplantation stage embryos, and I'm currently in the later stages of introducing Intracytoplasmic Sperm Injection (ICSI) as a service my section provides - it's a form of assisted reproduction, which is really useful for our scientists who are studying sex determination and keep making mice with funky sperm that don't work.
Something like this?Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
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Not to be a bastard or anything, but that was a really boring story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
Yes, but without the pants.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackySomething like this?Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
That's what I thought. Old cunt stories NFTW.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I'd have gone with FTL, but I'm badass.
Fuck 'em all, ben. Your story both intrigued and gripped me like a dual ridged, vibrating, anal emulating fleshlight. With lights.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something ElseIt was in London when I went. I can't do clubbing anymore either. A mate dragged me out to a techno club last weekend. It was their birthday, so I thought I'd give it a go. I looked for the chill-out room, but couldn't find it. I soon fell asleep. When I woke up, it was 5 am, and there was hideous techno banging all around me. I immediately left. I hate techno, but I can sleep thro' most things. It's my self-defence mechanism. :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I leave for work at 6:30 am, 6 days a week, so by 9 pm, I'm cream crackered.
In other news; I sympathise, work must have come as quite a shock to you after the unemployable doletard decade.
:console:
:lol:
I'd forgotten about that. It was an easy life running my own business back then. Too easy.
Leave your personal biases out of this, Idol. Those mice are fully aware of the risks. They have to sign all kinds of waivers, and pass multiple levels of psychological screenings before they get to that level.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I can safely speak for all animals that they'd really prefer if you didn't do that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Personally, as an American, it makes me feel proud that our scientists are able to help all of the little boy mice who were born with female genitalia the opportunity to be who the really were meant to be. I'm actually tearing up a bit here just thinking about it...
I'm not really sure you understand, but it's alright, you should probably go back to playing with fanbelts and carburetors or whatever it is you men do when you're not wanking and getting under our feet :console:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeLeave your personal biases out of this, Idol. Those mice are fully aware of the risks. They have to sign all kinds of waivers, and pass multiple levels of psychological screenings before they get to that level.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Personally, as an American, it makes me feel proud that our scientists are able to help all of the little boy mice who were born with female genitalia the opportunity to be who the really were meant to be. I'm actually tearing up a bit here just thinking about it...
i heard you have blokes doing both at once, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Mice don't go experimenting on you so I think it's not really cricket( strange English phrase about orthoptera or Buddy Holly's backup band or something) to go experimenting on them.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousWell I tried doing it while standing on a chair, holding my skirts and clutching a rolling pin but my boss said I was upsetting the other scientists.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Cicero
I work in a service lab, so the purpose varies. It can range through promotor bashing (to work out how genes are regulated by other genes), or following the expression of genes, creating more human-like mouse models for disease, or studying gene function by knocking them out. I'm a technician so I do the hocus pocus part to make it all come together, but the scientists give me their stem cells or DNA vectors already engineered. I also introduce new techniques. I recently got to go to Miami to present a protocol I devised for vitrification of mouse ooctyes and preimplantation stage embryos, and I'm currently in the later stages of introducing Intracytoplasmic Sperm Injection (ICSI) as a service my section provides - it's a form of assisted reproduction, which is really useful for our scientists who are studying sex determination and keep making mice with funky sperm that don't work.
If you need subjects to experiment on why can't you just empty the jails or mental institutions or those clubs where they play that electronic music crap?It's not like those people aren't basically asking for it.
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Originally Posted by Proper Boi heard you have blokes doing both at once, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
What a strange moral position to occupy.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
On a purely practical basis
1) Humans are all different, which doesn't help researchers much
2) We can't get enough of them
3) Breeding them would be difficult
4) The gestation and lifespan are too long
5) It would cost too much
On an ethical basis, obviously I won't insult your intelligence with an explanation.
Mouse rapist. :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
:glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Boi heard you have blokes doing both at once, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Don't you start. All my friends insist I rape bunnies for a living. I don't even work with bunnies! :sadwalk:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeMouse rapist. :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
So how'd you get from botany to messing with mice.
You remember that far back? Witch.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I did plant science at uni thinking it would get me onto the Kew Gardens horticulture diploma course, but when I left I was drastically over qualified. I got a job as a science technician in a school, then saw my current job advertised in New Scientist. Really landed on my feet with it and now I can't imagine working anywhere else. The job sort of grew around me like the toilet seat on that fat American bitch whose corpse they had to cut off one a few years back.
As similes go, that's pretty fucking impressive. And it made me think of gep.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousYou remember that far back? Witch.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I did plant science at uni thinking it would get me onto the Kew Gardens horticulture diploma course, but when I left I was drastically over qualified. I got a job as a science technician in a school, then saw my current job advertised in New Scientist. Really landed on my feet with it and now I can't imagine working anywhere else. The job sort of grew around me like the toilet seat on that fat American bitch whose corpse they had to cut off one a few years back.
Double win :happy:
It was my pleasure xQuote:
Originally Posted by mankerAs similes go, that's pretty fucking impressive. And it made me think of gep.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Double win :happy:
I always like it when you do kisses, but sometimes I think they're sarcastic.
just saying, like :emo:
Sid Meier's Pirates > .
:kiss:
I think you're just fluffing the numbered list, 3 is only a problem because of 4, so you should only have 4 items.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Gravey Jones, people. This monkee's gone to heaven.
Had to be the first to say it, like.
Not really, flowe. The prelude to copulation would be problematical in and of itself.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI think you're just fluffing the numbered list, 3 is only a problem because of 4, so you should only have 4 items.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
There'd be so much competition for the sultry blue eyed, dark haired swedish looking chick that the males would swiftly morph the human holding facility into a Lord of the Flies scenario. It'd be carnage - and obviously, no one would want the fat chicks.
The females would then take advantage of the ever decreasing male numbers by only letting the polite ones have labial coat privilege and the entire experiment would be fucked.
You just didn't think it through.
I assure you that there was no morality whatever involved.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
What a strange moral position to occupy.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
On a purely practical basis
1) Humans are all different, which doesn't help researchers much
2) We can't get enough of them
3) Breeding them would be difficult
4) The gestation and lifespan are too long
5) It would cost too much
On an ethical basis, obviously I won't insult your intelligence with an explanation.
Anyway in hindsight I guess I should gone with my initial thought of using the Chinese as
1) I can't tell them apart
2) There are already more of them than you can shake a stick at
3) Penis size aside see number 2
4) Can't do anything about the gestation period but enforced malnutrition probably works wonders for the second.
5) Pay the researchers slave wages and if they complain remind them of what happened to the Chinese when they decided to stand in the way of science.
It's impossible to insult my intelligence.
99% of the time they are. But that one was a genuine invitation to horatio xQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Erm, no it's not! Breeding them would be difficult because the women might not want to shag the men. Female mice don't really have a say in it, and they don't seem to mind it.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI think you're just fluffing the numbered list, 3 is only a problem because of 4, so you should only have 4 items.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Already been done on FB, complete with Youtube Video. See also 'now I'm a bereiver'.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
:(It couldn't just have been Micky Dolenz could it.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU615FaODCg
:yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Tbh I prefer the company of mice to the Chinese.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
That's racist.