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Hence my funeral oration over the death of the pun....Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
You're probably got it but you're still siting there going "What? No I have to still be missing something as that can't really be it ".Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You know Idol, humor, levity, an attempt to bridge an uncomfortable silence. :blink:
Not it is not, it receives its relevance from the conversation directly. I enjoyed it the way I enjoy reference humor, just not as funny without the inherent allusion.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Quoting this guy because his post summarizes every post thereafter. :whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by Darth CiceroI was impressed with our conversation when it lead down the path of discovery to this gem. :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Meg was almost there, should have done this:
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I'm starting to feel that no one "got it". That's Antoine Balard, the chemist who discovered and isolated bromine, subsequently doing a bunch of work with it afterward.
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* > explaining jokes
You sure that isn't Felipe Ducote? I hear that they look a lot alike.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I'll bite... whothafuh is that?Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787You sure that isn't Felipe Ducote? I hear that they look a lot alike.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I thought it was brilliant, no reaction whatsoever. A couple of days is long enough to pronounce it dead, and therefore allows an elaboration.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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Originally Posted by Mary
You certainly did.
Btw, I hear that Darky also thought it was fantastic but didn't reply just incase someone thought his reply to you tedious.
Without his recognition, I'm feeling totally invalidated. OK, that was the last post for now, stop updating the threads.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I might want to talk to someone else though.
I duno, Idol hasn't got a life so should be around somewhere. Likewise mbm.
I have a life, I just choose to spend it with you guise.
You guise> 2 year olds with second round of colds in 2 weeks
Bearly.
Having a life = getting laid and since your missus has recently spawned, you have a life.
Even if two years ago was the last time, that's still pretty good by FST's standards :smilie4:
I was just saying you should be around what with being a house husband and all.
From someone who used to have one I can tell you that the whole thing's incredibly overrated.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Honestly the only that stops me from spending even more time on this site is my abject dislike of everyone here.
Given my previous definition of what having a life actually is, I can only assume that you have, completely contrary to hitherto bored opinion, known the fair hand of a woman.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787From someone who used to have one I can tell you that the whole thing's incredibly overrated.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Honestly the only that stops me from spending even more time on this site is my abject dislike of everyone here.
Please to be explaining with words to the rest of us what, exactly, it feels like to touch a real female bewb.
I'm not usually given to poetry but I think something like that almost requires it so I shall attempt.
Sort of squishy and it made me hard in my genitals.
That's the kind of poetry I like. The best kind.
The kind that isn't poetry at all :happy:
Idol is my all time favourite poet. Fact.
So was the implication that I have a life? I just had a regular type work day today, they're needed every once in awhile.
I like coming here often, but my sole purpose is to be disliked by more and more people, the masses who were unaware that there is yet another vile annoying critic lurking and trying to make you sound stupid.
It'll never happen. You'll always be disliked and liked in a ratio that remains remarkable for its consistency over time.
It's due to your very nature.
Okay so we've got intelligence on the y-axis and how much a person likes mary on the x.
It's basically a line at 45 degrees to the horizontal originating at the intersect.
You might think this is a good thing but you'll never be rich. I prefer for stupid people to like me :smilie4:
I would like to think that the y-intercept is is further along the negative than the origin (I'm assuming 0 represents the mean?).Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Anyways, # of people are represented on the z-axis, and my only concern is avoiding negative z (for short negaz). I just can't stand negaz.
Probably time to move out of the ghitto.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
:glag: ^
And move where, into another ghetto? We have all types of ghettos here.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisProbably time to move out of the ghitto.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Stay away from the ones with black people in. I saw on the tellybox that they can be bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyAnd move where, into another ghetto? We have all types of ghettos here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
Ideally, you should find a ghetto filled with 39% asians (for take-away food and to help your future kids with their homework), 43% white people (to hang out with), 3% hispanics (on the odd occasion you feel like talking about puntsphere but don't want to be reminded that your favourite team just lost), 7% eastern-europeans (everyone needs taxis) and 8% humaniform robots to keep the black people out.
Hispanics are also handy if you need any gardening done. The Japanese used to be the go to group for that but they seem to have figured out that by working hard and saving their money they can put their kids through Med school and that basically fucked up the system.
There are gardens in Canadian ghettos.
La-di-da :snooty:
A tree grows in Toronto.
I like how you think, but how would you sleep at night with all the buzzy muffler car things zooming around at all hours. Not to mention how dangerous it could be if any one of them could get over the speed limit. :fear:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Well, if Idol wants gardens, we'll have double glazing also.
But perhaps with all the money they make from their take-away business, they'll get some decent cars.
This ghetto is starting to look more and more like a new-build housing estate :dabs:
Blacks will steal your shit
Whites will ask for your shit
Hispanics will work for shit (very little)
Asians pwn us all.
Drug dealers make better neighbors than privileged white drug addicts, in my experience. I want to get that white percentage down, but that Eastern European percentage up.
Actually, fuck whites. Or rather, not.
I don't know what I was thinking earlier but I clearly wasn't ruminating about impregnating vulnerable immigrants.
I vote for getting some Estonian/Latvian/Ukranian females in and throwing at least 20% of the white people out.
I'm bored of native English speaking burds with their mediocre genetic make-up.
So, that's 39% Asian. 23% white, 7% male Eastern Europeans, 20% girls from places which used to be in the USSR but don't end in stan, 3% mexicans and 8% robot perimeter guards.
I did that once, it was terminated of course.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
My math skills must be in decline because I got the following:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
40 % teen Japanese girls
20 % teen Vietnamese girls
20 % teen Filipino girls
10 % teen Cantonese speaking girls
10 % teen Thai girls
10 % teen Cambodian girls
01 % teen Eastern European girls
01 % Wingmen (for the ugly ones, works overtime, doesn't speak to me directly).
Wise move on the 20% not coming from places that used to be in the USSR that don't end in stan, otherwise the surfeit of 6' muscular Eurasian Yak herders would totally fuck up the delicate balance which is the lounge (and also leave you questioning your sexuality :naughty:).Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
That part was a late addendum.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisWise move on the 20% not coming from places that used to be in the USSR that don't end in stan, otherwise the surfeit of 6' muscular Eurasian Yak herders would totally fuck up the delicate balance which is the lounge (and also leave you questioning your sexuality :naughty:).Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I suddenly realised that there would be nothing worse than a Tajikistani burd lumbering over and asking if I needed any carpet laying while I was talking to the ginger girl from Tatu.
There's nothing wrong with your maths skillz, it's just that you can't get a proper census done because around 60% of your women all look exactly the same.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
It's no wonder you have a thing for traps, btw :pinch:
The brunette if farced to take any.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You can train your eye for these things. I'm not saying I am trained, but I'm sure living in that fantasy neighborhood would surely help.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
True story time. During one of my times in China, I would have a gaggle of girls escorting me around campus, as well as to breakfast, lunch, and dinner (once in a awhile there was a guy or two in the mix). I'd literally end up spending 6-8 hours of the day with them, and the group would change every day. There was one time where I thought they reused a girl and I commented that she had already been out to lunch with me a few days earlier, and she had to correct me that that wasn't her. Really embarrassing.
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Originally Posted by mjmackyYou can train your eye for these things. I'm not saying I am trained, but I'm sure living in that fantasy neighborhood would surely help.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
True story time. During one of my times in China, I would have a gaggle of girls escorting me around campus, as well as to breakfast, lunch, and dinner (once in a awhile there was a guy or two in the mix). I'd literally end up spending 6-8 hours of the day with them, and the group would change every day. There was one time where I thought they reused a girl and I commented that she had already been out to lunch with me a few days earlier, and she had to correct me that that wasn't her. Really embarrassing.
Were you studying or teaching? I ask because I want to know did you get anywhere with them.
I had a similar (not really, but anyway) experience with Malaysian girls who joined my course. The rest of the guys in my year were either English or incapable of talking to females -- it was an accountancy degree, you understand -- so the Malaysian students obviously gravitated to me and kind of hung around, smiling at me all the time. There were about 30 of them altogether and I was so sure they all wanted to sex my face that I tried it on with at least six of them in a two week period. Probably more.
Needless to say, those burkhas stayed firmly on and when one of them said to me that they didn't want to drink alcohol, they didn't want drugs or sex - they just wanted to have fun, the 19 year old me decided to cut his losses.
They were clearly impossible to please.
There, there. Feel better.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyWithout his recognition, I'm feeling totally invalidated.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker