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Originally Posted by
manker
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Originally Posted by
Squeamous
It's like, I say something, and then Mary wants to put food up my ass. I might just stop saying things.
Or you could stop leading her on with your wantonly short sentence construction and rapey come-hither punctuation.
Mary's the victim here :no:
These are one of the times I'm glad women don't have truly equal opportunities.
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I'm really glad too, otherwise I'd come across as really sinister instead of playfully abusive.
Anyway, it's about time you put something up the backside of someone your own size Mary.
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Did anyone else see that post I just deleted.
In case you guise missed it, I'll summarise:
[Magnum Dave] LOL it wasn't me the other night, it was rob LOL
@manker LOL I win I'm back
@ squeamous u r mental and no one likes you
@ chavis ur stupid and me and all my friends are laughing at you I WIN LOL
@ everyone LOL u r stupid
kbai [/Magnum Dave]
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Originally Posted by
manker
Did anyone else see that post I just deleted.
In case you guise missed it, I'll summarise:
[Magnum Dave] LOL it wasn't me the other night, it was rob LOL
@manker LOL I win I'm back
@ squeamous u r mental and no one likes you
@ chavis ur stupid and me and all my friends are laughing at you I WIN LOL
@ everyone LOL u r stupid
kbai [/|{}{}{}{}|Magnum Dave]
fixed. added a balustrade lean at the end, innit
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Wtf are those things? :blink:
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Orite, I can see now :pinch:
Also, I'd have hated if a mod deleted that before I saw it, I only did it cus I know it would piss Dave off as I saw the post immediately and knew the chances are no one else would have.
I may have made a dick move.
Should I put it back or wut?
Actual true question.
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I genuinely couldn't give a shit:smilie4:
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Originally Posted by
manker
Orite, I can see now :pinch:
Also, I'd have hated if a mod deleted that before I saw it, I only did it cus I know it would piss Dave off as I saw the post immediately and knew the chances are no one else would have.
I may have made a dick move.
Should I put it back or wut?
Actual true question.
Put them all in their own thread on a different site where no one but Dave can read them.
Easy.
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:schnauz:
Surely there isn't a site where Dave posts rants about fst that only he can see.
A forum where he is the only member but he writes how much he despises the members here and vows eventual revenge on our mortal souls.
Only a mental would do something like that.
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Originally Posted by
manker
:schnauz:
Surely there isn't a site where Dave posts rants about fst that only he can see.
A forum where he is the only member but he writes how much he despises the members here and vows eventual revenge on our mortal souls.
Only a mental would do something like that.
Only. :happy:
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Originally Posted by
Proper Bo
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Originally Posted by
manker
[Magnum Dave]LOL[/|{}{}{}{}|Magnum Dave]
fixed.
Priceless. :lol:
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it's also cool cus the italics made it lean
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Originally Posted by
manker
Did anyone else see that post I just deleted.
In case you guise missed it, I'll summarise:
[Magnum Dave] LOL it wasn't me the other night, it was rob LOL
@manker LOL I win I'm back
@ squeamous u r mental and no one likes you
@ chavis ur stupid and me and all my friends are laughing at you I WIN LOL
@ everyone LOL u r stupid
kbai [/Magnum Dave]
Missed it, regrettably.
Personally, I'm over Dave. He's been assimilated into that great tard spasm in the sky where all monkeys go to die. He'll be spoken about with great intent for several weeks. After a couple of months he'll become apocryphal like Billy Dean or Hypo or Chalk Mongoose.
He's a silly little man with an even sillier plan. To the max.
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Originally Posted by
chavis
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Originally Posted by
manker
Did anyone else see that post I just deleted.
In case you guise missed it, I'll summarise:
[Magnum Dave] LOL it wasn't me the other night, it was rob LOL
@manker LOL I win I'm back
@ squeamous u r mental and no one likes you
@ chavis ur stupid and me and all my friends are laughing at you I WIN LOL
@ everyone LOL u r stupid
kbai [/Magnum Dave]
Missed it, regrettably.
Personally, I'm over Dave. He's been assimilated into that great tard spasm in the sky where all monkeys go to die. He'll be spoken about with great intent for several weeks. After a couple of months he'll become apocryphal like Billy Dean or Hypo or Chalk Mongoose.
He's a silly little man with an even sillier plan. To the max.
Ahhh, but even as he disappears into history, his more poignant moments are becoming part of lounge lore. Where would we be without the balustrade lean or the Magnum P.I. moustache? He was truly glorious in his febrile ravings, as you yourself said, he was your favorite spastic.
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To be outside looking in, Dave. That's the classical perspective. That's the basis of 20th Century literature. To be within and without. Post-modernism, old bean, don't you know.
You have achieved that for this board, Dave, as you rat a tat tat for existence like a Dickensian orphan for a gruel dildo to satiate your Victorian debaucheries. You make me sick.
Also, Dave, how's the eight year old daughter? Has she twigged yet?
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
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Originally Posted by
chavis
Missed it, regrettably.
Personally, I'm over Dave. He's been assimilated into that great tard spasm in the sky where all monkeys go to die. He'll be spoken about with great intent for several weeks. After a couple of months he'll become apocryphal like Billy Dean or Hypo or Chalk Mongoose.
He's a silly little man with an even sillier plan. To the max.
Ahhh, but even as he disappears into history, his more poignant moments are becoming part of lounge lore. Where would we be without the balustrade lean or the Magnum P.I. moustache? He was truly glorious in his febrile ravings, as you yourself said, he was your favorite spastic.
Those ejects I've mentioned above held just as much forumular meme's and constructs as Dave does now. True story.
We're just too fresh from the fore, I reckon.
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Just to constitute my position with Dave; seems it seems that Dave is reading this...
From the moment I saw that burning cross avatar way back in 2007, I thought to myself, here dwells a braggart, a solipsist. This was manifested almost immediately in your manic geek account where you clearly screeched to be banned. Whereby you had to prolapse up your own arse and become RejectofAllah. Fuck knows or cares how many accounts you've had since.
I never did a fucking thing to you, Dave. However, you used me as a pretext to bully and intimidate a female who you lured into a heroin addiction and then into prostitution. It's only cos Squeamous posted here in her hour of need that we internets people were able to extract her from the brink.
You're a sick pimp, Dave, and the only reason you're not doing life right now is cos you're white and the feds aren't on the look-out for 80's throwback nazi child eaters.
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Originally Posted by
chavis
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
Ahhh, but even as he disappears into history, his more poignant moments are becoming part of lounge lore. Where would we be without the balustrade lean or the Magnum P.I. moustache? He was truly glorious in his febrile ravings, as you yourself said, he was your favorite spastic.
Those ejects I've mentioned above held just as much forumular meme's and constructs as Dave does now. True story.
We're just too fresh from the fore, I reckon.
Unfortunately for me, I'm too n00balicious to remember those previous ejects, Dave has provided a glorious meme though. I would volunteer myself, and begin stalking my wife, take one for the team 'n' all, but being Glaswegian she would just kill me and stash the body somewhere out of the way. :blink:
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
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Originally Posted by
chavis
Those ejects I've mentioned above held just as much forumular meme's and constructs as Dave does now. True story.
We're just too fresh from the fore, I reckon.
Unfortunately for me, I'm too n00balicious to remember those previous ejects, Dave has provided a glorious meme though. I would volunteer myself, and begin stalking my wife, take one for the team 'n' all, but being Glaswegian she would just kill me and stash the body somewhere out of the way. :blink:
Actually Squeamous you could have saved alot of time and trouble if you had used your access to medical supplies to poison Dave with Succinylcholine, Thallium, Nicotine or some other substance not on the regular drugs test panel at autopsy, unless there was a specific reason to expand the tox panel the crime (sort of) would remain undetected.
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
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Originally Posted by
chavis
Those ejects I've mentioned above held just as much forumular meme's and constructs as Dave does now. True story.
We're just too fresh from the fore, I reckon.
Unfortunately for me, I'm too n00balicious to remember those previous ejects, Dave has provided a glorious meme though. I would volunteer myself, and begin stalking my wife, take one for the team 'n' all, but being Glaswegian she would just kill me and stash the body somewhere out of the way. :blink:
There were a fuck load of these people, mate. More so at the advent and subsequent decline of AOL. There was fledgeling internets stupidity all over the place. Nobody was quite assured of the consequences of their words, so they did it anyway.
Take Dave for example. Ten years on, he still exhibits the same stupidity, despite having clawed through, and being banned from numerous forums. One has to consider if maybe it's not the multinational corporation's fault, innit.
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Disclaimer:
Any and all time discrepancies in my above posts bear no relation to anything whatsofuckingever.
Nazis.
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Not to belabour the point, but the mentals of yesteryear don't hold a candle to yesterday's mental.
Just an example but Billy had The Club where he talked to other people about how mean we all were, but Dave made a forum and talked to himself about how mean we all were.
Agree that he'll be mentioned less and less though. This time next year, I won't even remember why I equate balustrades with stalking.
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Originally Posted by
manker
Not to belabour the point, but the mentals of yesteryear don't hold a candle to yesterday's mental.
Just an example but Billy had The Club where he talked to other people about how mean we all were, but Dave made a forum and talked to himself about how mean we all were.
Agree that he'll be mentioned less and less though. This time next year, I won't even remember why I equate balustrades with stalking.
So we're in agreement that Squeamous is a fucking smack whore to the max or wot? :smilie4:
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Originally Posted by
chavis
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Originally Posted by
manker
Not to belabour the point, but the mentals of yesteryear don't hold a candle to yesterday's mental.
Just an example but Billy had The Club where he talked to other people about how mean we all were, but Dave made a forum and talked to himself about how mean we all were.
Agree that he'll be mentioned less and less though. This time next year, I won't even remember why I equate balustrades with stalking.
So we're in agreement that Squeamous is a fucking smack whore to the max or wot? :smilie4:
Bugger me arseways, I missed that post. In my defence, you did post loike a brazillion times in a row.
Each time you fuck the fuck off for a while, I'm going to unban Dave to perform a cameo on demand to lure you back.
That's rite. You're the pike, dave's the live-bait and I'm knee-deep in a brackish confluence, holding my rod and grinning all the while.
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Originally Posted by
manker
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Originally Posted by
chavis
So we're in agreement that Squeamous is a fucking smack whore to the max or wot? :smilie4:
Bugger me arseways, I missed that post. In my defence, you did post loike a brazillion times in a row.
Each time you fuck the fuck off for a while, I'm going to unban Dave to perform a cameo on demand to lure you back.
That's rite. You're the pike, dave's the live-bait and I'm knee-deep in a brackish confluence, holding my rod and grinning all the while.
Whoever comes up with a :daveface: smilie gets a squid.
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Originally Posted by
chavis
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Originally Posted by
manker
Bugger me arseways, I missed that post. In my defence, you did post loike a brazillion times in a row.
Each time you fuck the fuck off for a while, I'm going to unban Dave to perform a cameo on demand to lure you back.
That's rite. You're the pike, dave's the live-bait and I'm knee-deep in a brackish confluence, holding my rod and grinning all the while.
Whoever comes up with a :daveface: smilie gets a squid.
Can you suggest some characteristics for this smilie.
It's about time barbie did something besides lament.
Bo did some pretty good phoatieshawp of the front of my orifice the other day. He might be up for it too.
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manker
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Originally Posted by
megabyteme
Put them all in their own thread on a different site where no one but Dave can read them.
Easy.
:schnauz:
Surely there isn't a site where Dave posts rants about fst that only he can see.
A forum where he is the only member but he writes how much he despises the members here and vows eventual revenge on our mortal souls.
Only a mental would do something like that.
That's called a blog.
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Proper Bo
Doesn't count. Though it's fantastic.
Must be based on the generic smiley face icon to the max.
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Proper Bo
fuck that, too wopped.
Me also.
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You lazy fucks, I got productive.
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Dibs on making it, then. I wanna fuck around with Photoshop to relax myself.
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I spent way less time on this than Dave's blog, but you all apparently need this more badly.
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Hmm, seeing it placed on the forum makes it look like an open-mouthed frown with a wide chin dimple.
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Mine is going to include a balustrade. For special FX.
Also, my dave isn't going to have two mouths.
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Does anyone know if Dave had an eyepatch?
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http://i.imgur.com/MBoVE.png http://i.imgur.com/6TH5M.png http://i.imgur.com/Lsu0o.png
I went with no eyepatch. Something about the character being too unlikeable to add more imagery to it, that didn't sit well with me.
Add the pink one, to match Squeam's balustrade.
Also one of the many voices in my head asked me why the character is holding a giant comb. To that voice I said fuck you.
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Darth Cicero
Also one of the many voices in my head asked me why the character is holding a giant comb.
Well, he is quite vain, so it's not like you can't work with it.