seems to obvious now, and I have seen that film, too :pinch:
she did wrote :pinch:
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seems to obvious now, and I have seen that film, too :pinch:
she did wrote :pinch:
Manker Manker Manker, a boy came and he was howwible to us, and spelled things wrong and said some things that bemused us greatly, and you weren't here to save us :cry:
Soz.
I got waylaid. I was giving it to some errant forumites up the arse and lost all track of time.
Well you're here now. If you could just tell us what we have permission to post it would be much appreciated :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
There are strict guidelines, as well you know.
If what you post doesn't bring any luls, then you will have to take it up the arse. If what you post contains apostrophe abuse, you will have to take it up the arse.
Grammatical errors of a less serious nature mean you're going to have to send pics of your tits to barbie and I've invented a device which will stab you in the face through your monitor if you mix up too and to.
Have fun, kids. And be safe :smilie4:
What happens if I do this :smilie4:
Do what :whistling
:yikes:
You retracted my infraction!
Since we're all alone now, I was thinking, after reading bloodninja earlier, that we should do some cybering.
I won't tell Les or anything.
You'll have to go first though, I'm too shy.
I just did ^
By the way, for future info, everything I say is pretty much cybering :naughty:
You've spoiled the moment.
I was just about to pull out my best moves.
Also, I've got a PM from you that I was gonna reply to, I might as well do it here.
>you should send me a pic of it and if it's smaller than mine, I'll send back a true actual pic. If it's bigger, I'll just google for something elephantine.
Come now Manky, there's no need to get embarrassed and roll out a cheap jibe at my cawk size. You're not embarrassed that Dave, your gf, everyone on this board, and probably some of the world are watching us having filthy exhibitionist boardsex right now are you? :sneaky:
Maybe :ermm:
I'm more of a filthy skype in the semi-darkness and then block/delete contact such that I never have to talk to her again kind of guy.
Standard bloke on the internets really.
You'd know :kiss:
Hoi manker. I'm not starting a thread to say that btw. Do you, as a modulator, have the ability to post more than once in thirty seconds.
If you do, then please remove my contrasting disability. kthxbai
I think so
yep
But I don't think I can remove it, it's like a admin thang, probs.
Ask barbie :smilie4:
As if it's a surprise. That's why you took the post, Shirley. :eyebrows:
Fuck's sake. I nearly posted that, then thought it wrong for reasons.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
:oQuote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
are you trying to say I post a lot or something else
some people :snooty:
What do you mean, thought it for wrong reasons.Quote:
Originally Posted by SneeFuck's sake. I nearly posted that, then thought it wrong for reasons.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Ben's the gaylord. You're just thinking about him being gay.
Oh.
I see :mellow:
One of my friends is a gay lord. True story.
Exactly.
:mellow:
And what will missus ben say, now you've dragged him out of the clossette :o
That doesn't surprise me at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
You're the poshest internets person I've ever spoken to.
Except for Cheese.
I imagine she'll see it as a coming together of all her recent thoughts and suspicions about his particularly unlikely friendship with AllenS.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
cheese = posh = :glag: :earl:
It's really odd how Cheese is posh.
He's from Newcastle, which is notoriously full of Geordies. He lives in Plymouth, which is notoriously full of Janners. He dresses exclusively in t-shirts he bought from the internet with liek spaceships or cartoons or maddox on them and he was a student who worked in the Spar up until fairly recently.
It's a recipie for chav :ermm:
I like his fashionz, tho :smilie4:
w.e, Gok Wan :ghey:
It's funny cus Gok Wan is a real Japanian
(incase you were unaware of him as an entity)
I would have guessed korean, but I gewgled and it says chinese.
And anyways, I'm more liek dave from proatcooking. Complete with the amazing way with the ladies.
Chinese with an appreciation for contemporary fashion. My word.
To my eternal detriment, I have no idea what proatcooking is.
seven minutes :mellow:
He sure likes handling those vegetables in the intro. Possibly too much. I'm writing this and I think I'm missing something obvious.
But a funny part just happened so it's all good. Plus the chick is hawt - she seems to have a squeamous jaw but that doesn't detract from the overall 'would' factor.
The bit at 6:55 :glag: