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I don't know how that rumour got started. I don't even especially like The Lone Ranger.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Cicero
Cabalo's talking dirty to us again :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Cabalo
Poor Oleg. From the sounds of it, he had to do some disgraceful things to get back on the site. :OQuote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousCabalo's talking dirty to us again :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Cabalo
:no:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemePoor Oleg. From the sounds of it, he had to do some disgraceful things to get back on the site. :OQuote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
:glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousCabalo's talking dirty to us again :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Cabalo
Had to scroll up to see if you'd doctored his quote.
I never thought of it that way. But they do say that it's not the mouth it comes out of, rahter the mind it goes into.
That's ok. I was going to do some disgraceful things myself to get him unbanned. That's just how much I missed him.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
How's the used panty collection going there bud? :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Funkin'That's ok. I was going to do some disgraceful things myself to get him unbanned. That's just how much I missed him.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
His plan is working...Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisHow's the used panty collection going there bud? :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Funkin'
1. Collect lots of dirty underpants.
2. ???
3. Big, big collection of dirty underpants.
Step 2 is a huge huge armoire.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeHis plan is working...Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
1. Collect lots of dirty underpants.
2. ???
3. Big, big collection of dirty underpants.
Hey Oleg, if you're stopping back in to catch up here. Lots of people have been showing that they can behave with far less sense than you. The bar has been lowered, welcome back.
15 Dinars to the person that highlights my pun.
Step2 is a huge huge armoire.
I prefer shekels.
I can assure you it's not! I don't even know why I blushed and had to take to my boudoir post-haste. My innocent subconscious was infiltrated secretively and expertly then fingered until it was insensible. At the very least.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It was all going well right up to the point where I read the word 'innocent' then :glag: I coudn't stop :glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousI can assure you it's not! I don't even know why I blushed and had to take to my boudoir post-haste. My innocent subconscious was infiltrated secretively and expertly then fingered until it was insensible. At the very least.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It was going fine for me up until I read the word 'fingered'; upon which time I took myself off to my bunk and thought about cervices.
Actually, has anybody else noticed the exceeding lack of Oleg in the welcome back Oleg fred..... :idunno:
It's just that I don't have anything to say.
The previous six pages of this thread should have demonstrated that that doesn't matter.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Lowered underpants, FTW.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyStep 2 is a huge huge armoire.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Hey Oleg, if you're stopping back in to catch up here. Lots of people have been showing that they can behave with far less sense than you. The bar has been lowered, welcome back.
15 Dinars to the person that highlights my pun.
As for your pun, I am unweary.
It was "bar has been lowered", and it was unintentional. I couldn't find any others so I put out the challenge.
I'm not sure I see the one Artie is pointing out in post #51 and thus require someone to explain it to me on my level.
I can't sink to your level. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I meant like electrostatic repulsion from the reference core.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisI can't sink to your level. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
If that isn't a typo, you sir deserve a fucking pedal. If it is, then you get a medal.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Don't you dare back-pedal on your joke. Just accept and bask in the glory.
Then greif me my pedal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth CiceroIf that isn't a typo, you sir deserve a fucking pedal. If it is, then you get a medal.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
/extraneous Mary explanation
Even though I know it to be correct, cervixes seems intuitively inelegant. I decided some time ago that cervices sounds much better.
As the words were flowing form my cultured fingers on this occasion, I realised it works on more than one level and it was like; 'ocool'.
Bloody brilliant. I read into (what I hope is) all the levels of that one word, and not a single one was to be considered an average joke. It sounds so inconspicuous. I'm going around all day today offering people my Cervices, and then telling people I spell it with a C.
Brew me some black tea, Padawan.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Given that he's posted jack shit since returning I'm sort of sorry I got him re-enabled now.:mellow:
I'm not saying the two are connected but Oleg stopped posting ever since Megan started grooming him on Skype.
Fuck it, they're related and it's sick and wrong.
Perhaps getting disabled here was quite a shock to his system, thus he no longer tries to force anything out just to get the post tallied.
:devil::shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Forgive me, IdolEyes. :) It's so difficult for me to write intelligent posts; that's why I haven't posted much after returning.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
You don't have to write intelligent posts look at mjmacky's posts, most could have been written by the residents of the head trauma Ward of Bellevue Hospital but he is one of the more prolific poasters here.
Or you can be all gay like as Art demonstrates.
Well fuck, I've been put in my place :sadwalk:
I'm sorry Art, I don't know why I went off on you like that. Faggot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
A little history lesson for our morally bankrupt friend here, when witches were being burned at the stake ( most 'witches' being female herbalists and therefore a direct threat to the male dominated medical profession), homosexuals were bound and thrown on the fires as 'faggots' like the tightly bound faggots of sticks.
Oh, and your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
I'm not sure I agree with your etymology there, gaylord.
There weren't a lot of witches burned in America and that's where the word faggot (but spelled differently, iirc) was first linked with cawksmugglers.
Cawk-smugglers in public schools. Could be wrong about that, though.
I hate it when I get nailed by urban myths and yes that was one.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker