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Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary
Men are designed to find a sexually mature female attractive, we can't help it, and tits are the most obvious sign of this.
If Chloe doesn't have tits, I won't think she's hawt.
I could easily stretch to pretty. But definitely not sexy.
Oh yeah. Books don't have scenes.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Scene in a book, as seen in a book?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
My mind fast forwarded to the shower scene featuring a bemused and menstruating 16 year old Chloe Grace Moretz in the upcoming film Carrie.
It was basically Darthy who made me do it.
Oh yeah, that is canon material, something to look forward to. Other than that I was a bit indifferent to yet another adaptation.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Bless you. I thought I was the only troubled one when that thought casually strode through my consciousness.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBdWGD8F3OoQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
It's true.I'm reasonably sure that her boobies are the only reason that I don't want to punch her in the face.
Does that do it for anyone else? I was incredibly bored through that video. I couldn't even make it a full minute before I skipped to the end.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBdWGD8F3OoQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
It's true.I'm reasonably sure that her boobies are the only reason that I don't want to punch her in the face.
Original was directed by Brian DePalma the guy who brought you Scarface(bloody shower scene),Body Double(voyeuristic scenes with Melanie Griffith and Deborah Shelton followed by someone getting murdered with a large power drill) ,Dressed to Kill(voyeuristic shower scenes of Angie Dickerson and Nancy Allen ) and Carlito's Way( voyeuristic scene of Penelope Ann Miller but not in shower) .The remake is being directed by a lesbian who directed Boys Don't Cry.Call me crazy but somehow I don't see the two films playing out the same.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth CiceroBless you. I thought I was the only troubled one when that thought casually strode through my consciousness.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
But it's a pivotal part of the book where the onset of womanhood is accompanied by witchy-skillz :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Original was directed by Brian DePalma the guy who brought you Scarface(bloody shower scene),Body Double(voyeuristic scenes with Melanie Griffith and Deborah Shelton followed by someone getting murdered with a large power drill) ,Dressed to Kill(voyeuristic shower scenes of Angie Dickerson and Nancy Allen ) and Carlito's Way( voyeuristic scene of Penelope Ann Miller but not in shower) .The remake is being directed by a lesbian who directed Boys Don't Cry.Call me crazy but somehow I don't see the two films playing out the same.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Cicero
Why don't you round the day off and go tell a bunch of eight year olds that santa doesn't exist or patiently explain to a group of rednecks that wrestling is fake.
Grinchface.
There is only one small flaw in your premise there oh manky one, GrinchFace has no patience. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerBut it's a pivotal part of the book where the onset of womanhood is accompanied by witchy-skillz :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Why don't you round the day off and go tell a bunch of eight year olds that santa doesn't exist or patiently explain to a group of rednecks that wrestling is fake.
Grinchface.
Not 24?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyYou sure? 'Cause we're all making a bit of a fuss over an actual 15 year old.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
My view that she looked disconcertingly 14 is somewhat substantiated by the facts then?
*File under forbidden fruits*
Macky knows his JB.
He means Ms. Moretz.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesNot 24?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
My view that she looked disconcertingly 14 is somewhat substantiated by the facts then?
*File under forbidden fruits*
We were all making a fuss about whether she had nice bewbs or not.
You'll need to get out your crayons for ziggy, just don't make the diagrams too complicated. :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerHe means Ms. Moretz.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
We were all making a fuss about whether she had nice bewbs or not.
Speaking of young, legal, and nicely shaved...
Has everyone already seen these NSFW pics of Ms. Miley Cyrus/Hanna Montana?
Link enclosed:
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Originally Posted by ArtemisYou'll need to get out your crayons for ziggy, just don't make the diagrams too complicated. :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
That's the first time anyone's got Les and jiggy mixed up.
Altho' I've oft suspected that Les has some hot Latino blood seething beneath that gelid pale blue Scotch exterior.
I hadn't seen it. Nice one :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
One has to wonder why she would be wearing such a short dress with no underwear when she was about to ride a bike in front of a plethora of paparazzi.
Ahh See :dabs: That is a bit of a reliefQuote:
Originally Posted by mankerHe means Ms. Moretz.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
We were all making a fuss about whether she had nice bewbs or not.
Presumably the "not" doesn't refer to whether they are nice but whether they exist?
YesQuote:
Originally Posted by BigglesAhh See :dabs: That is a bit of a reliefQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Presumably the "not" doesn't refer to whether they are nice but whether they exist?
Wasn't really that NSFW, if my Dutch isn't too rusty, I believe those were on the set photos of the nature documentary she was involved in titled, "Search for the Elusive Hairless Beaver". As it turns out, the beaver isn't all that camera shy.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
She's 15 so I think it's safe to assume they exist as much as they're ever going to.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesAhh See :dabs: That is a bit of a reliefQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Presumably the "not" doesn't refer to whether they are nice but whether they exist?
I'm thinking too much about this now.
While beavers enjoy lounging in their dams for long periods, it seams they enjoy basking in the warm spring air as much as any of the other woodland creatures.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
You get most of your wildlife info from the cartoon network don't you? :PQuote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeWhile beavers enjoy lounging in their dams for long periods, it seams they enjoy basking in the warm spring air as much as any of the other woodland creatures.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
http://i41.tinypic.com/2rdxba8.pngQuote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
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Wouldn't it in the long run be far less embarrassing to just hang a sign around your neck with the caption "I'm a hopeless attention whore ,please take my picture"?
Sideboob, I love sideboob, more than I love underboob.
Nice tight firm young sideboob......*sigh you're turning me into a perv as well. :bag:
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Originally Posted by Artemis
But not more than good old fashioned cleavage, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Way more than cleavage. I don't think I care about cleavage in the slightest. Rather, I think I just expect cleavage, and if it's missing, then something's a little off (kind of like not finding any post in the mailbox one day). I don't particularly care for mail either.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerBut not more than good old fashioned cleavage, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Nice analogy.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyWay more than cleavage. I don't think I care about cleavage in the slightest. Rather, I think I just expect cleavage, and if it's missing, then something's a little off (kind of like not finding any post in the mailbox one day). I don't particularly care for mail either.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I understand your insouciance with regard to cleavage. After all, you are an asian who lives in Florida where the girls wear as little as possible and due to your diminuitive stature, you are most likely constantly at eye level with cleavage for most of any given day.
Due to our more temperate climes and my relative ocular altitude, cleavage to me is something of a treat and I cherish it as such.
Not to mention we get as many muffin tops as we do cleavage.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerNice analogy.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I understand your insouciance with regard to cleavage. After all, you are an asian who lives in Florida where the girls wear as little as possible and due to your diminuitive stature, you are most likely constantly at eye level with cleavage for most of any given day.
Due to our more temperate climes and my relative ocular altitude, cleavage to me is something of a treat and I cherish it as such.
Beggars can't be choosers, Vince.
That's funny.The only way it could have been better is if you also had him smoking a homemade cigarette and wearing a fey attempt at a beard .Quote:
Originally Posted by dry snitch
Number 23 has naked pics on the internets. Fact.
eh. 24 does hardcore porn.
Did anyone else think it weird that sasha grey was so hairy in Entourage.
I think she was wearing a merkin.
I haven't seen that on account of not being a gigantic :ghey:
I have, however, seen Fetish Fanatic 4, wherein she was most decidedly not wearing a merkin :smilie4:
You should take a break from anime and watch some cheesy american bullshit telly. It's dead good :D
It's so good, I've totally given up on any British telly except comedy.
Dexter, Supernatural, Prison Break, Lost, Entourage, Vampire Diaries, Fringe, Walking Dead, True Blood, The Wire, Californication, The Shield.
Things like that.
The Wire > *