A Dangerous Method

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

What, is this like a question you ask yourself every morning? I used actual reference material from the Gay Beard Club to make this.

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My best friend's favourite phrase she likes to say to me is 'what's the matter with you, did you get fucked in the ear again? Stop letting guys fuck you in the ear. You're so fucking stupid.'
So, I'm drawing the line here. Stop tickling my eardrum you pervert.

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Too coincidental to be true, because then I'd have to believe in fate or something.

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I think we've just witnessed the inaugural Mary Flirt.

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Originally Posted by manker

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I think we've just witnessed the inaugural Mary Flirt.

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It's today's theme, and it's her fault. Why the eyebrows?

It's a thinky smilie and I said think.

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Originally Posted by manker

It's a thinky smilie

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Is it? Really, is it? Because if it is I've been misinterpreting a lot of posts. I suppose you'll tell me next that :blink: means "stop jizzing in my eye".

Well, I could be a little more specific, I suppose. I was in a rush last night.
It's a 'I've been thinking and have come to a conclusion which I believe you'll find surprising' smilie.

At least that's how I use it. Other people might not. Just stop pressuring me, omg.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Too coincidental to be true, because then I'd have to believe in fate or something.

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How's this for a coincidence? She's half Chinese and half Vietnamese.

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Originally Posted by manker

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I think we've just witnessed the inaugural Mary Flirt.

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It was beautiful. The way her sails glinted in the sunshine, and the froth of champagne spilled over the bow....I'll never forget it :cry:

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

It's today's theme, and it's her fault. Why the eyebrows?

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Whenever a guy does or says something he's going to regret in the morning it's always my fault! I'm not accepting the blame this time. I just spent the last couple of days being horrible to you, that can't possibly count as flirting. Or can it :eyebrows:

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Originally Posted by squeams

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Originally Posted by manker

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I think we've just witnessed the inaugural Mary Flirt.

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It was beautiful. The way her sails glinted in the sunshine, and the froth of champagne spilled over the bow....I'll never forget it :cry:

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Me either, she's certainly blossomed.
I feel like I've made something precious and lasting with you <3

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by squeams

It was beautiful. The way her sails glinted in the sunshine, and the froth of champagne spilled over the bow....I'll never forget it :cry:

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Me either, she's certainly blossomed.
I feel like I've made something precious and lasting with you <3

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You've gone all merkin again :no:

It's stupid 'cus it's impossible to say out loud. Yet I keep typing it :pinch:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Whenever a guy does or says something he's going to regret in the morning it's always my fault! I'm not accepting the blame this time. I just spent the last couple of days being horrible to you, that can't possibly count as flirting. Or can it :eyebrows:

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You trampling on men for their sexual pleasure is anecdotal proof enough for me to take it that way.

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Originally Posted by manker

Me either, she's certainly blossomed.
I feel like I've made something precious and lasting with you <3

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And you won't be paying for it for the next 18 years :happy:

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

You trampling on men for their sexual pleasure is anecdotal proof enough for me to take it that way.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

And you won't be paying for it for the next 18 years :happy:

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I regard kids as pension plans.

The myriad of Sri Lankan tsunami victims I adopted in 2005 will form a small band of mercenaries who, with my actual offspring at their head directing operations, will support me in my dotage after I've spent all my legit cash money on hookers and cocaine.

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Originally Posted by manker

I regard kids as pension plans.

The myriad of Sri Lankan tsunami victims I adopted in 2005 will form a small band of mercenaries who, with my actual offspring at their head directing operations, will support me in my dotage after I've spent all my legit cash money on hookers and cocaine.

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Paint and wallpaper is more likely.

It's like you're watching me :fear:

Spoiler: Show

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Originally Posted by manker

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I regard kids as pension plans.

The myriad of Sri Lankan tsunami victims I adopted in 2005 will form a small band of mercenaries who, with my actual offspring at their head directing operations, will support me in my dotage after I've spent all my legit cash money on hookers and cocaine.

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Paint and wallpaper is more likely.

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It's like you're watching me :fear:

Spoiler: Show

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Makes it seems like he fucks paint and sniffs wallpaper.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Makes it seems like he fucks paint and sniffs wallpaper.

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Paint and wallpaper are like catnip to the accounting middle classes.

Hoi.
Just because I sleep in a chrome encrusted house and drive girly cars, it doesn't mean I'm middle class now.

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Originally Posted by manker

Hoi.
Just because I sleep in a chrome encrusted house and drive girly cars, it doesn't mean I'm middle class now.

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She forgot about your common as fuck gold daps, didn't she?

Glad you got my back, Boseph :smilie4:

You guys still have a middle class over there?

Yeah, of course.
How else would we know which kids to pick on in school.

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Originally Posted by manker

Yeah, of course.
How else would we know which kids to pick on in school.

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oic, they're minorities.

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Yeah, of course.
How else would we know which kids to pick on in school.

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oic, they're minorities.

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Well they are around where I'm from. Where Bo is from too, but where Squeamy lives, I imagine that they outweigh the working class.
She's probably middle class. Hence a female getting education opportunities.

They'd still get picked on in school, though, because they're soft and have sticky out teeth and awkward laughs.

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Originally Posted by manker

Hoi.
Just because I sleep in a chrome encrusted house and drive girly cars, it doesn't mean I'm middle class now.

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Well they are around where I'm from. Where Bo is from too, but where Squeamy lives, I imagine that they outweigh the working class.
She's probably middle class. Hence a female getting education opportunities.

They'd still get picked on in school, though, because they're soft and have sticky out teeth and awkward laughs.

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Well actually having a degree pretty much instantly elevates you to the middle classes. I am middle class because my parents had already elevated themselves to that level before I was born. However, I can only afford a flat in a working class area and while I lived in a middle class area as a child I was schooled in a working class one, since my parents believed I was smart enough not to need them to jump through the hoops they did to get my sister into good schools. So I have quite a good footing in both environments really, and my friends living in various ghettos means I keep my hand in and my athletic abilities bang up to date.

Enough with these vagaries, everyone with a job is working class I say. That's still a vast majority of households I think.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Enough with these vagaries, everyone with a job is working class I say. That's still a vast majority of households I think.

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It doesn't mean that. It basically is the difference between a blue collar worker and a manual labourer in your vernacular.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Enough with these vagaries, everyone with a job is working class I say. That's still a vast majority of households I think.

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It doesn't mean that. It basically is the difference between a blue collar worker and a manual labourer in your vernacular.

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Have you had many manual labourers in your vernacular?

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

It doesn't mean that. It basically is the difference between a blue collar worker and a manual labourer in your vernacular.

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Have you had many manual labourers in your vernacular?

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She does have a particularly capricious vernacular :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Enough with these vagaries, everyone with a job is working class I say. That's still a vast majority of households I think.

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It doesn't mean that. It basically is the difference between a blue collar worker and a manual labourer in your vernacular.

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A manual laborer is a blue collar worker in U.S. vernacular. In fact, if Richard Dawson posed blue collar to you, manual laborer would probably get a ding in the first three.

Then he'd give you a little kiss.

Hang on, blue collar workers are office workers or something else aren't they?

Also my vernacular isn't capricious at all, how dare you :snooty:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Hang on, blue collar workers are office workers or something else aren't they?

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That would be white collar.

Right, well that's what I meant :happy: Class is mostly about what job you do these days. In the UK if you don't have a job you're working class. In your country I think people pretty much have to have jobs or they get operated on with rusty fish hooks and axes and die of obesity.

Working welfare? They're currently called Obama bucks.

I can't tell whether that was a ditzy blonde parody in two out of her last three posts, or whether she's just been hiding it well all this time :unsure:

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Originally Posted by manker

I can't tell whether that was a ditzy blonde parody in two out of her last three posts, or whether she's just been hiding it well all this time :unsure:

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I think she's just part of the privileged class sufficiently removed from the plebeians. She's starting to take an interest, though, so according to an earlier set theme it's internet progression.