How old are you now? Honestly I pretty much only read the first and last post in threads anymore so it's possible I missed it if you already posted it. And your sis refuses to tell me for whatever reasons. She's an odd duck that one...
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How old are you now? Honestly I pretty much only read the first and last post in threads anymore so it's possible I missed it if you already posted it. And your sis refuses to tell me for whatever reasons. She's an odd duck that one...
And since meeting you recently turned lesbian.Weird coincidence probably.Quote:
Originally Posted by Funkin'
Anyway I don't like to give out personal details on the internet as it's better to simply let people come to their own conclusions but I will tell you that I'm ridiculously well hung.
Or at least that's what your Mom tells me.
Btw I think the staff should seriously consider closing this invite section since it doesn't really appear to work.
That's what she told me as well. So...bravo to you good sir. I mean, I watch out for her. She is my mother after all. And I don't want her faking an orgasm to some pencil dick'd little bitch. I'd rather her be faking to it to someone who has an actual cock between their legs, this way she gets at least a little bit of satisfaction...Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
No, it works. Just not for you.Quote:
Btw I think the staff should seriously consider closing this invite section since it doesn't really appear to work.
Anyways, I'm guessing you're in your 40's. Just turned 42?
Which one? I'm sure it's your fault either way.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Yes and you've even progressed to "mindless zombie" on one so obviously you would fit right in on a lot of other sites as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I do need an invite. :ermm:
happy birthday!
Reading this thread was like watching Schindler's List in wet clothes. Noteworthy.
Anyway, I'm not going to try to code Davinci the request and figure out what exactly you would want for your belated birthday but if I ever do manage to shell out 10 euros or acquire an inv at What or SCC (judging by your nonchalant hostility towards that FST newb requesting and succeeding) you'd be first on my list. Probably because I know of nobody else and my real life friends are happily married with an elated life and normal debt load while I sit around and cry while trying to suppress my exceedingly misanthropic feelings by illegally pirating content which I don't even need. But I digress.
Just hurry up before I kill myself.
Save your money as I have nonchalant hostility towards basically everyone. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by KushBlow
Sorry I meant. :@
Btw I've found a good way not to be jealous of anyone is to be incredibly attractive and fabulously wealthy.If the suicidal despair thing doesn't work you could always try that .:)
Another option is to numb yourself with drugs.The only downside to that is .........is............is......... OK there might not actually be a downside.
Why do you wish him? :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by floodor2007
What's your vested interest?
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Originally Posted by anigav
That's not all you need.:ermm: Anyway I'm pretty insulted that no one even PMed me offering to trade/sell me something. Come on ffs give until it hurts.Quote:
Originally Posted by anigav
Edit: now excepting invite offers for HD and FLAC trackers and other stuff that I generally disagree on principle to.:) Beggars can't be choosers.
Actually they can but they probably tend to starve then.
PS shut up merwais.
I'm over a hundred in dog years and God do I feel every day of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Funkin'
Luckily my coat's still pretty shiny.
You blew it (no pun intended) when you turned down an invite to the midget tranny tracker. It is very exclusive, and the forums are frequented by staff from many other trackers, whowhoregive out invites to their respective trackers like candy. All you would have had to do, was become a power user by paying $120.00 a month for a seedbox, to accumulate a 5TB buffer on the tracker & gain access to theDouchebagpower users forum.
Oh well...Better luck next time.
Sorry but I happen to be more into gigantism and furry fandom.:bag:
I'm probably divulging too much but I get the most massive erection every time Chewbacca comes onscreen.
You're over 400 years old in human years :huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
That's straight up old testament.
Result is 413 in human years.Quote:
Originally Posted by anon
Man I'm good
nored
noblue
Listen twats all I want is for one fucking request to get fulfilled on this fucking board and then I can die a happy man.
I said seriously right?
Also as I remain basically the only person left on this board that still fights the good fight against the unscrupulous I think I deserve at least a hearty handshake from one of youungrateful motherfuckerspompous assholeslurkerskind and generous people.:)
Fine, I'll invite you out for the weekend. We can go for a tandem bike ride and some wine coolers if you'd just cool your whining for a bit.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Tandems are a stupid concept. If you want to be useful you can spot me while I do heavy benches brah.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Wow that's a major increase of trust in our relationship; me swinging my balls above your face being your last line of defense of being pinned down by a weighted barbell.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Tandems are a stupid concept. If you want to be useful you can spot me while I do heavy benches brah.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I'm sorry but given what I know about you I just assumed that you didn't have balls.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyWow that's a major increase of trust in our relationship; me swinging my balls above your face being your last line of defense of being pinned down by a weighted barbell.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Also as this thread was kind of meant as a statement about the number of trade threads vs the number of honest request threads,how depressing is it's utter and total failure.
Not really. I'd be worried that we had a bunch of unfulfilled request threads full of marginally likeable people not being able to get into a site they're seeking. I see it as a sign of most being all pretty satisfied. Except for you, who's probably in all the trackers he's dreamed of and still demands more.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I'm sorry but given what I know about you I just assumed that you didn't have balls.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Also as this thread was kind of meant as a statement about the number of trade threads vs the number of honest request threads,how depressing is it's utter and total failure.
Edit: Not really didn't apply to the balls comment, which I had forgotten you made. I read that being surprised that you wouldn't even assume me a tranny.
Actually I dream about someone ending the African domination of the middle distances.
Also a good burrito.
Possibly more cliched than BT trackers, are you sure you care what happens there?Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Seb Coe ,Steve Prefontaine and Paavo Nurmi are my heroes.
If you need to Google to find out who any of those people are ,go fuck yourself.
Prefontaine sounds familiar, but I don't know the other ones. No need for me to google as I could just easily ask you if I wanted to know. End of message.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
The fatal flaw in your logic is that you assume that I would give you an answer.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyPrefontaine sounds familiar, but I don't know the other ones. No need for me to google as I could just easily ask you if I wanted to know. End of message.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I'm sure I'd be able to coax it out of you through double negatives, but I guess we'll never see it play out.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787The fatal flaw in your logic is that you assume that I would give you an answer.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
My heroes are always sandwiches. So, I'm guessing a "Prefontaine" in Idol's case must be cockmeat. Seb Coe Slaw is pretty common around here, although I'm not a fan of it. And a Pavo Nurmi is "the world's cutest kitten" on Garfield.
As always, I'm glad to put my years of study and knowledge to use.
I'd like to amend my request to asking you to shut up.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I'd like to amend my request to asking you to shut up.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I represent all the -1's around here. Rise my minions, rise!Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky-1Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
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Well, jeesh, that worked well... :emo:
Ha, just like black people.Quote:
Originally Posted by sez
Couldn't help you out, I already rose and I'm not even your minion. If I were, it'd be all you needed.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeI represent all the -1's around here. Rise my minions, rise!Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
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Well, jeesh, that worked well... :emo:
Before the internet how did people survive without being able to share their inane stuff with strangers?Quote:
Originally Posted by sez
Dude Idol there was like this kid who was breakdancing outside right and he was filming it right, and there was this cat there like watching him. So he goes to do some kind of spin move and the cat jumps at him. But like the cat totally got kicked and flew towards the camera. It was so hilarious, you should have been there. Oh you know what'd be awesome? I could find that kid and ask him if they caught it on camera. Then we can copy it to VHS and I could send it to you through media mail which is pretty cheap. Maybe that won't work because it'll be an international postage. Oh well, I'll send it anyways, it's probably not even a minute long but it'd be totally worth it.
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P.S. I'm about to get a second line installed in my house and a fax machine!! I'll give you my fax number when it's all setup so that I don't have to go to the Copy Center anymore, these charges are getting ridiculous for the short communications we share. Hey, have you ever heard of a BBS?
Perfect sig
I've heard of the BBC,is it anything like that?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky