But with it being 50/50 a refreshing beverage or an enlarged anus I would have stayed away from that malformed invitation myself. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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But with it being 50/50 a refreshing beverage or an enlarged anus I would have stayed away from that malformed invitation myself. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Sonic the hedgehog hasn't come back to say how much he loves us any more? :wub: Chavis was only funnin', really he's a big pussycat, you've just got to get to know him for the lovable, affable lighthearted jokester he is.
Hey guys, I love this site and lollipops, and gingerbread houses, and teddy bears, things with lace, caramel frosting, my dogs, and Christmas. I'll post more things I love in upcoming posts. :wub:
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Originally Posted by megabyteme
And Chewie. :happy:
Hoi, Chewie. You are conspicuous by your absence in the beard thread.
And you, the most famous, nay, the inaugural fst beard wearer.
Get to it :happy:
That's harsh leaving unicorns and rainbows and fluffy kittens off your list.I don't think it's an exaggeration to say that you may well be the Devil incarnate.Quote:
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I was going to blog about those, killjoy. :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787That's harsh leaving unicorns and rainbows and fluffy kittens off your list.I don't think it's an exaggeration to say that you may well be the Devil incarnate.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
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Originally Posted by manker
That's me. Really. Well, not really, but I looked exactly like that when I was his age.
I look a bit like Henson.
Fake tan, shaved legs, the lot.
Edit: I just google image searched him; it's like a fly's eye view of a mirror :smilie4:
I see what you mean. I believe you are, like myself, of Welsh stock and probably sport the usual Mark Hughes type of slightly flattened features face, and Henson images do indeed look like that feature set taken through a fish-eye lenses.
I'm not sure I made sence there but WTH.
No I mean I look like Gavin Henson - like he's almost identical to me. Especially in the torso area and his hair circa 2005 :smilie4:
Basically I'm aesthetically everything Idol wishes he was.
Google images throws up multiple similar results and flies view things in octuplicate+
Also, I appear to be the owner of a Sony Vaio.
Is this bad? I've never had any trouble with it in over 2 years :unsure:
I can see the headlines now. "Mentalist beats up Gavin Henson with baseball bat. Case of mistaken identity."Quote:
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I also thought Jim Henson... didn't know how to respond. You can't do that manker, just use the last name when there's a much more famous person using it.
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He'd need two bats and use them in the dimachaeri style to get the better of even an unarmed super-gav.Quote:
Originally Posted by ckritI can see the headlines now. "Mentalist beats up Gavin Henson with baseball bat. Case of mistaken identity."Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'm being too kind, Gavin Henson is a modern day Theocles. He'd likely finish his pint while withstanding the initial barrage of bat and then dish some unholy pwnage.
I've never heard of Jim Henson.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
If you google 'henson', it's the gavin variety which dominates results.
So ner.
I have the correct tool for your Sony Vaio, it's called a Lump Hammer. :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I knew that couldn't be correct, but I went and checked anyway. No Gavin's showed up. However, it occurred to me that you were using the bastard localized version of Google and searched there. What I found was a corporation that panders to welsh hooligans.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI've never heard of Jim Henson.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
If you google 'henson', it's the gavin variety which dominates results.
So ner.
Of course, the Welsh version of Gewgel only returns the same hits for each surch: 97 involving Corgis, 212 involving rain, 412 about something called "cricket", and 32 regarding the Hensen guy. No wonder they've never heard of the Muppets before.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI knew that couldn't be correct, but I went and checked anyway. No Gavin's showed up. However, it occurred to me that you were using the bastard localized version of Google and searched there. What I found was a corporation that panders to welsh hooligans.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Jim Henson is first result when searching Henson on Google Cymraeg, Cymraeg ftw.
Am I just intentionally misreading that pronunciation, or does that word actually sound like "cum rag". :DQuote:
Welsh (Cymraeg or y Gymraeg, pronounced [kəmˈrɑːɨɡ]
S'posed to sound more like cum ride, like their famous amusement park attraction.
You are just intentionally misreading the pronounciation you merkin. :slap:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
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Originally Posted by ArtemisYou are just intentionally misreading the pronounciation you merkin. :slap:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Fuck you all and your inferior google :snooty:
You don't need it. Vaeious have an in-built self destruct timer.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisI have the correct tool for your Sony Vaio, it's called a Lump Hammer. :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Surely, it's spelled 'Gwgl'.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeOf course, the Welsh version of Gewgel...Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Sniff sniff. You smell that? Yeah, smells like persnickety. Stuffy? Why perwait?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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Originally Posted by mjmackySniff sniff. You smell that? Yeah, smells like persnickety. Stuffy? Why perwait?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Also, what's wrong with Sony Vaio laptops!1
I just wanted to do Snickers rip off. I had a Snickers ice cream bar, and in my opinion is the only way a snickers should taste. Fuck that candy bar.
You really have to start writing with your audience in mind.
I live a commercial free existence. I had assumed this was widely known.
Well this isn't the hardware sexshun but Sony love to play this little game. They build this magnesium case around the innards then go 'fuck you, guess how to get in'. From an upgrade/repair point of view they are the most counter productive time wasting pieces of crap ever dreamed up by man. Most manufacturers have a nice simple port below each item that you would normally need access to i.e. a separate access hatch for the SODIMM (RAM), HDD, Mini PCI-e Wireless/BT card etc. Not Sony oh no, usually with the VAIO's you have to go through the keyboard at the top of the machine to get to the bottom the machine (depending on the model). I have one right now that within one month of replacement of a brand new screen the motherboard died. So I am having to dissect the whole thing to get the HDD out + the new screen of course for the client. To put it another way it would be like someone welding the bonnet of your car shut so that you had to check the oil and water by getting underneath the car. The people who designed VAIO's are moron's.Quote:
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Originally Posted by mjmacky
Also, what's wrong with Sony Vaio laptops!1
Ohh, that does sound bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisWell this isn't the hardware sexshun but Sony love to play this little game. They build this magnesium case around the innards then go 'fuck you, guess how to get in'. From an upgrade/repair point of view they are the most counter productive time wasting pieces of crap ever dreamed up by man. Most manufacturers have a nice simple port below each item that you would normally need access to i.e. a separate access hatch for the SODIMM (RAM), HDD, Mini PCI-e Wireless/BT card etc. Not Sony oh no, usually with the VAIO's you have to go through the keyboard at the top of the machine to get to the bottom the machine (depending on the model). I have one right now that within one month of replacement of a brand new screen the motherboard died. So I am having to dissect the whole thing to get the HDD out + the new screen of course for the client. To put it another way it would be like someone welding the bonnet of your car shut so that you had to check the oil and water by getting underneath the car. The people who designed VAIO's are moron's.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I bought a pair of Dell desk-tops a long while ago for the office and had a similar problem. Never again.
The case on my Vaio is just grey plastic, altho' I've seen the titanium ones and thought they looked pretty cool.
I probably would have bought one of them if I'd seen it prior to getting mine.
I've got a devil-may-care attitude to laptops. I see them as disposable items. I've built my last three desk-tops and take a modicum of pride in their construction and durability, but basically fuck laptops because everyone in my house just throws them around and insist upon ramming the charger cable into whatever port they damn well like whilst never taking their eyes away from the tellybox.
The Vaio has actually lasted pretty well, considering.
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Originally Posted by ArtemisWell this isn't the hardware sexshun but Sony love to play this little game. They build this magnesium case around the innards then go 'fuck you, guess how to get in'. From an upgrade/repair point of view they are the most counter productive time wasting pieces of crap ever dreamed up by man. Most manufacturers have a nice simple port below each item that you would normally need access to i.e. a separate access hatch for the SODIMM (RAM), HDD, Mini PCI-e Wireless/BT card etc. Not Sony oh no, usually with the VAIO's you have to go through the keyboard at the top of the machine to get to the bottom the machine (depending on the model). I have one right now that within one month of replacement of a brand new screen the motherboard died. So I am having to dissect the whole thing to get the HDD out + the new screen of course for the client. To put it another way it would be like someone welding the bonnet of your car shut so that you had to check the oil and water by getting underneath the car. The people who designed VAIO's are moron's.Quote:
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You do realize our results have vowels, right? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'd loan him some vowels just to catch a break and shake off my poncho.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeYou do realize our results have vowels, right? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
What the actual fuck. That is exactly the sort of thing I'd write if I was aiming at pomposity.Quote:
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Stop studying me :ermm:
Some time ago we Welsh, as a people, decided to forsake vowels in favour of spitting in the face of any foreigner who is trying to communicate with us.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeYou do realize our results have vowels, right? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Ever the bridesmaid and never the bride, the US adhered their foreign policy to closely mirror the Welsh Way toward the tail end of the 20th century.
As Blackadder said: ' Never ask for directions in Wales Baldrick, you'll be wiping the spittle from your face for the next two weeks!'Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerSome time ago we Welsh, as a people, decided to forsake vowels in favour of spitting in the face of any foreigner who is trying to communicate with us.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Ever the bridesmaid and never the bride, the US adhered their foreign policy to closely mirror the Welsh Way toward the tail end of the 20th century.