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How did Idol take the break-up? Do you have a prejudice against lantern jaws now?Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Is there any other way than rage fuelled? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I had one foray into good looking muscular men and it reminded me of why I don't fancy good looking muscular men. In my defence he pretended to be clever but he was just a really vacuous fucking moron who had read a few articles in GQ. Never a-fucking-gain.
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Originally Posted by mjmackyHow did Idol take the break-up? Do you have a prejudice against lantern jaws now?Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I think his piercing blue eyes unnerved her.
I see you as a Jackson rather than a Kelly.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI told you age ain't nothing but a numberQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
-R. Kelly
I don't envisage you pishing all over a 15 year old in a drink-fuelled dogging fest.
No, I see you as more of a hand-holder :smilie4:
Actually I was just quoting R. Kelly because he wrote that song for Aaliyah called "age ain't nothing but a number". So I'm picking pedophiles based on my phrasing rather than my behavioral patterns.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI see you as a Jackson rather than a Kelly.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I don't envisage you pishing all over a 15 year old in a drink-fuelled dogging fest.
No, I see you as more of a hand-holder :smilie4:
P.S. I am more of a lap sitter than a hand-holder.
Gtfooh :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyActually I was just quoting R. Kelly because he wrote that song for Aaliyah called "age ain't nothing but a number".Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I didn't mean that.
Go choose a member of your harem and you can both come sit on my lap.
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Originally Posted by manker
He used it appropriately! Our little girl is growing up so fast :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky:eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I tried to read GQ but the whole thing seemed a little poofy to me so I wrote them a letter asking them if they would ever consider writing it in blood.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyHow did Idol take the break-up? Do you have a prejudice against lantern jaws now?Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Also I'm not vacuous as I can carry on deep conversations about working out and other less interesting stuffs.
The only reason that you mock me is that you aren't standing in front of me losing all sense of yourself ,adrift in their deep liquid glory.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I think R Kelly said something about "liquid glory", too.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787The only reason that you mock me is that you aren't standing in front of me losing all sense of yourself ,adrift in their deep liquid glory.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I don't listen to R Kelly as his music is poofy.
It was not deductively used, I just kept replying with it until it made sense to someone. OK, I lied, I am actually just trying to use it enough times until it starts annoying the fuck out of everyone else as much as it does me, therefore causing a cessation of its use (since no one else seems to understand what a glare is).Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousHe used it appropriately! Our little girl is growing up so fast :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I think that was in private, were you in attendance? If so, too bad we didn't know each other back then.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeI think R Kelly said something about "liquid glory", too.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-T3N3yPh38Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI think that was in private, were you in attendance? If so, too bad we didn't know each other back then.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
EDIT- Apparently, hardcore Idol finds this too "poofy" for his tastes. :O
In form I would have posted a video of "In the closet", but seeing as how that song fucking annoys me to the ends of the Dymaxion earth, I'll post another song.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIciKDEA_5U
I thought about posting that, but I remember the last time I was looking up Chappelle skits on the u-tube, they were quite difficult to come by. Now you have compelled me to dig a couple more up. That show was fucking funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
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In keeping to the theme, how old is 15 really?
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Mick's shirt is great.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous:smilie4:
Omifuckingawd, I haven't lolled so hard in ages. I didn't stop right from the time it started to the end of the replay. That bit where Bowie comes in at the start and then jumps down the stairs....I'm gonna do this dance all the way from my mate's house down to the local metal night. It will replace the magic dance in my affections:Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViftZTfRSt8
-doobs
I've seen an episode of his skit show, which I thought was shite. Or maybe it was a collection of them on jewtube, whatever, I wasn't impressed.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
That stand-up excerpt was both insightful and hilarious.
Perhaps I was too quick to judge. Is he still doing stuff?
I only just discovered that R.Kelly wasn't Kanye West. So which one is the gay fish.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDMfTkxvHsY
Similarly, I only discovered after quite some time of posting here that the pic of Dave Chappelle in bujub22's avatar wasn't actually bujub.
Bujub wasn't even black :o
As with any skit show, it's hit or miss. However, I feel like I think a lot of them were hits. If you don't like the two skits in post #57, then there's no chance you'll ever like the show. I guess it would help to be familiar with Wayne Brady for one of them, I was a fan of both versions of Whose Line Is It Anyway? (Clive & Drew).Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
BSg and David Bowie, fuq this thread...lock this thread.on account of there being no other locked threads.