Lemmiwinks didn't seem to, but he was a gerbil, or a hamster, or something else. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
That's hardcore, don't they chew aggressively?Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
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Lemmiwinks didn't seem to, but he was a gerbil, or a hamster, or something else. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyThat's hardcore, don't they chew aggressively?Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I thought she was one of them scientists wot grow human ears on mouse backs or something, presumably so they can hear rly well.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I even thought about making a thread about that sort of thing.
I could like point out some sort of ostensibly silly experiment of which I'd completely ignore the long term implications and potential benefits. And then I could finish off with something along the lines of "Boffins - what will they think of next?".
And then we could all sit around in some sort of circlejerk of smugness, nodding sagely.
But then I remembered that most of the lounge irregulars have at least normal intelligence, and would be bored as fuck with that sort of thing. Apart from people on that board where dave totally has friends* that barbie found the other week when he was stalking dave, I don't really know who'd enjoy that sort of thing
*friend [frend] Show IPA
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a person who mainly ignores dave.
I don't know what she does, exactly, altho' I remember something about bunnies with broken backs so I quit wondering at that point in favour of thinking about her bewbs.Quote:
Originally Posted by SneeI thought she was one of them scientists wot grow human ears on mouse backs or something, presumably so they can hear rly well.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I even thought about making a thread about that sort of thing.
I could like point out some sort of ostensibly silly experiment of which I'd completely ignore the long term implications and potential benefits. And then I could finish off with something along the lines of "Boffins - what will they think of next?".
And then we could all sit around in some sort of circlejerk of smugness, nodding sagely.
But then I remembered that most of the lounge irregulars have at least normal intelligence, and would be bored as fuck with that sort of thing. Apart from people on that board where dave totally has friends* that barbie found the other week when he was stalking dave, I don't really know who'd enjoy that sort of thing
*friend [frend] Show IPA
noun
1.
a person who mainly ignores dave.
It seems to have worked out nicely so far.
I can think of at least three active username on this board who would love to discuss boffins and their crazy schemes - which brings me to my next point:
You should have posted the full definition.
*friend [frend] Show IPA
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a person who mainly ignores dave.
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a sock-puppet created by dave to interact with dave.
A misappropriated definition, that's a fuck buddy.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I left the tab open, read a few more posts, came back, replied to a different post. Came back a third time - and I fucking got it :01:
Might be an American thing. I only got it cus of a Guttermouth song I like which contains the lyric 'i like to drive she wants to walk, she caught me jacking in my sock'
You should listen to that song and tell me what you think, I would think you'd hate it.
Come on now, you're even more disconnected from the human experience than I if you have to go to song to understand a masturbation reference. And I honestly don't know how I feel about pop punk, I think I like it as far as I like punk, which doesn't even take me down the block.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Googled the song and thought, oh I know that song based on the title, but was apparently wrong. I was thinking of the Roxette song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62RokYZAR5M
I will not have you call Squeams a "sock puppet". :angry:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It's just that British guise don't tend to wank into socks. I have never done it and don't know anyone that has.
I -think- it's an American thing.
Also, that Roxette song is my mam's favourite song. I don't mind it either :happy:
So what do you Brits do for clean up, leave it on the bed and have your mum come around and do the linens? Or did you just have an infinite supply of tissues? Remembering back, I've probably wanked into all articles of clothing, except maybe for the nice shirts and pants.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Yeah, tissues. You don't need an infinite supply, just like a two per wank. One as the catcher and one as the dabber.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackySo what do you Brits do for clean up, leave it on the bed and have your mum come around and do the linens? Or did you just have an infinite supply of tissues? Remembering back, I've probably wanked into all articles of clothing, except maybe for the nice shirts and pants.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I remember when I was about 14, me and a couple of my friends went over this guy's house. He wasn't really part of our crowd but we went over because his mam put Mars Bars in the freezer and it was summer. His mam said that there weren't enough for all of us so to go upstairs and wait like half hour for the extra ones to freeze.
We all went up and his room fucking stank. It looked clean and tidy but the smell was hideous I was like; 'Dai, wtf is that smell?'
He told us all that it was probably the curtain. So we looked at him some more. He finally elaborated and said that his curtain is the nearest thing to the left hand side of his bed so he just jizzes on that.
I looked over and you could literally see all the salt stains creeping upwards. It reminded me of a chromatography experiment.
We stayed regardless. Frozen Mars bars > *.
:glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
@the rest of the story: :sick:
Something doesn't add up, you knew about chromatography at 14?Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerYeah, tissues. You don't need an infinite supply, just like a two per wank. One as the catcher and one as the dabber.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I remember when I was about 14, me and a couple of my friends went over this guy's house. He wasn't really part of our crowd but we went over because his mam put Mars Bars in the freezer and it was summer. His mam said that there weren't enough for all of us so to go upstairs and wait like half hour for the extra ones to freeze.
We all went up and his room fucking stank. It looked clean and tidy but the smell was hideous I was like; 'Dai, wtf is that smell?'
He told us all that it was probably the curtain. So we looked at him some more. He finally elaborated and said that his curtain is the nearest thing to the left hand side of his bed so he just jizzes on that.
I looked over and you could literally see all the salt stains creeping upwards. It reminded me of a chromatography experiment.
We stayed regardless. Frozen Mars bars > *.
P.S. Guess the carpets match the drapes after all.
:drummer:
I'm remembering more stuff.
Pretty sure I have used a sock as a catcher-cum-dabber. Loads of times, actually.
It's just that I haven't had a sock over my cawk while wanking. 'She caught me jacking in my sock' makes me think of that :eyebrows:
Yeah we did the ink blot test in my first year at comprehensive, so I'd have been eleven.
P.S. <groanz>
I had never played the Ike and Tina show myself using the sock puppet technique, but it only takes a small extension of the clean up idea. The sock can be like, the first condom.
Or you could just use a condom as your first condom.
They literally hurl them at teenagers in the UK. Although I imagine that the US would be more circumspect in the matter, what with god and all.
Now you're thinking. God only barebacks.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
He's also omnipotent and omniscient.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyNow you're thinking. God only barebacks.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You'd think he'd have more than just the one kid :eyebrows:
Do you think He would have the power to not be everywhere? Really, what I'm asking is if he has the choice to not be in fat chicks' cooters. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerHe's also omnipotent and omniscient.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
You'd think he'd have more than just the one kid :eyebrows:
Must be. That's what I'm saying.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeDo you think He would have the power to not be everywhere? Really, what I'm asking is if he has the choice to not be in fat chicks' cooters. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
He chooses not to have his throbbing god cawk inside chicks otherwise there'd be deities all over the place. The fact that there was one, once, means that he is a capable sire so that one occasion he must have got blind drunk and ended up banging Mary.
That's the virgin Mary, not our Mary, although our Mary might well be a virgin, too. She likes anime :eyebrows:
Basically, I've just proved that god is gay.
Or he places his omnipotent mind on baseball stats, and never cums. Mary just had the perfect little box, and he couldn't hold back.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerMust be. That's what I'm saying.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
He chooses not to have his throbbing god cawk inside chicks otherwise there'd be deities all over the place. The fact that there was one, once, means that he is a capable sire so that one occasion he must have got blind drunk and ended up banging Mary.
That's the virgin Mary, not our Mary, although our Mary might well be a virgin, too. She likes anime :eyebrows:
Basically, I've just proved that god is gay.
Couldn't have been that tight, she did ride a donkey :pinch:
I'm not certain of Heaven, but if there is a Hell, we've just confirmed our reservations. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker