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11-20-2003, 12:07 AM
JONNO_CELEBS

:lol: :lol: Bloody lightwieght :lol: :lol:

Yeah I'm a fat bastard, why do you think lilmiss calls me "Chunks" :D

You shave huh...........just out of interest, how do you shave?.......Electric or wet? :)

Jonno B)
11-20-2003, 12:17 AM
namzuf9

Quote:

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@20 November 2003 - 00:07
:lol: :lol: Bloody lightwieght :lol: :lol:

Yeah I'm a fat bastard, why do you think lilmiss calls me "Chunks" :D

You shave huh...........just out of interest, how do you shave?.......Electric or wet? :)

Jonno B)

See my post here for the first time how I shaved.
Since then its been wet, the same as my face (but better looking of course!)
11-20-2003, 12:32 AM
JONNO_CELEBS

Wilkinson Sword Protector dude, never cut yourself again......even when pissed :lol: :lol:

Oooo nothing like having ya nads licked after a shave :D

Damn where are the women when you need em :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
11-20-2003, 02:35 AM
NikkiD

You called? :lol:

@ namzuf - my butt's posted here somewhere... I dare you to find it ;) (HINT: my name is not in the topic... and it was quite a while ago)
11-20-2003, 05:16 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

Yeah it's under "Amazing pics of the 21st century" :wub:

Excuse me a sec.............http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/show.gif

Jonno B)
11-20-2003, 07:35 PM
NikkiD

I don't know whether or not I should be flattered by that or not... :blink:
11-20-2003, 07:48 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

:lol: I forgot I posted that :lol:

Be flattered, you may wanna lay down before I take ya eye out :lol:

Jonno B)
11-20-2003, 07:57 PM
NikkiD

Erm... isn't this part better left to... erm... private???? (If we're gonna give these guys a show we should at least be gettin paid for it don't ya think?)

Follow me Jonno... :)
11-20-2003, 08:35 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

Me's following :devil: Oooo look at that butt :D

Jonno B)
11-20-2003, 08:50 PM
The Jackel

Quote:

Originally posted by kurtsl0an@19 November 2003 - 02:03
http://home.insightbb.com/~strimble/psycho.jpg
DIE THREAD, DIE!

Who the hell is this guy, what a freak B)

Just playing kurt
11-20-2003, 08:58 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

Thats not a guy, it's Janet Leigh :P

Jonno B)
11-20-2003, 08:59 PM
bigboab

Quote:

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@20 November 2003 - 20:58
Thats not a guy, it's Janet Leigh :P

Jonno B)

Jonno you just shattered someones dream. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I dont mean mine! :rolleyes:
11-20-2003, 09:06 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

I shatter dreams every day, all these girls think I'm a 26 y/o sexy dude, when I'm really a 49 y/o geek with bad breath :(

This>>http://www.srv.net/~clay/clayware/images/geek.jpg

Is really me, I like silly jackets and I try to act cool but I'm a council worker from Scarborough, I found this guy Jonno's website by mistake and asumed his Identity, my real name is Dwayne Dibbly :unsure:

Jonno B)

Dwayne :geek:
11-20-2003, 09:13 PM
bigboab

I dont remember having that photo taken in Scarborough. I recognise the tie though. :lol: Wait a wee minute. Add a guitar, leathers and a bike and you have? :rolleyes:
11-20-2003, 09:16 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

Yup, sadly thats the real me, I wish I was a cool stud like jonno but I'm not :(

Dwayne :geek:
11-20-2003, 09:35 PM
bigboab

Do you really expect me to believe this Jonno? ;) When the following springs to mind. :lol:

http://www.smiliegenerator.de/smiley...miley-6140.png
11-20-2003, 09:40 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

Quote:

Originally posted by bigboab@20 November 2003 - 21:35

http://www.smiliegenerator.de/smiley...miley-6140.png

:lol: :lol: :lol: Where di you get that? :lol:

Jonno B)
11-20-2003, 09:44 PM
AussieSheila

:) Good morning! BB, the title is actually:

JONNO! SEX GOD TO THE WORLD

;) Just to be technically correct.
11-20-2003, 09:48 PM
bigboab

G'morning Sheila. ;) Dont build him up too much. Those roads around Norfolk cant cope with wide loads. :lol: :lol: :lol:
11-20-2003, 09:57 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

@Andie.......http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s20/smilies-27078.png

@BB.....http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s20/smilies-27069.png

:lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
11-20-2003, 10:13 PM
AussieSheila

Quote:

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@21 November 2003 - 07:57
@Andie.......http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s20/smilies-27078.png

;) Does a chicken have lips? I dreamt about someone last night and can't bloody remember who. :( Were you creepin' around in my dreams???? :ph34r:

BB, I'm sure Jonno will lighten his load at regular intervals. :blink:

:o ;) :P :lol:
11-20-2003, 10:15 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

Could'nt have been me :blink: I can't be in 2 people's dreams at once :P :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
11-20-2003, 10:42 PM
AussieSheila

:P Yeah, you're right, that would be more a nightmare, I'd be sure to remember it!

:o ;) :lol:
11-20-2003, 11:19 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

:o Thanks very much :( Me sulks now :(

Jonno B)
11-20-2003, 11:46 PM
NikkiD

Quote:

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@20 November 2003 - 17:15
Could'nt have been me :blink: I can't be in 2 people's dreams at once :P :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

Yogi? Have you been dreaming about Jonno again? :lol: ;)
11-20-2003, 11:50 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

B....b....b....b....but, you said :unsure: .............Or maybe I was dreaming about my twin............mmmmmm....seeeeeeeeexy, sex with myself?..........Oh well, why break a habit of a lifetime :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
11-20-2003, 11:56 PM
NikkiD

Erm... sex with yourself is very sexy... ;)

IwasonlyjokingJonnoyouknowitwasme :D
11-21-2003, 12:00 AM
JONNO_CELEBS

Hehe, you should know :P :D

Soyoudiddreamaboatmeawwwwdidwedoit? :D

Jonno B)
11-21-2003, 12:03 AM
NikkiD

Me??? o:)

:D

Innocent doesn't suit me does it... :rolleyes:

WellofcoursewediditandImustsayIwasprettyamazing :D
11-21-2003, 12:47 AM
JONNO_CELEBS

andIsleptthruthewholething..........typical :lol: :lol:

Yeah you inocent............like me :D

Jonno B)

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