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Exactly - hence my comment that my arms get tired after climbing. Also my fingers have no strength left in them. It doesn't hurt, I just can't grip or lift anything. You should try harder routes if you're not tired after 2 hours. I make sure I'm always fatigued to the same level after a couple of hours so it's my skill level that increases.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Also are you challenging me to wank you off? :unsure:
Skill level increases +4Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I do everything that doesn't require a harness. Basically the only course that does that is when you traverse a large arc that has your posterior pointed to the floor the entire time.
I know this thread is titled Questions of a Non Specific Nature but that's ridiculous. Anyway, you're the asexual one, you should wank me off.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackySkill level increases +4Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Bouldering? Is that because you go on your own?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
It's not a sexual thing, honest. I just want to have an opportunity to wield my powerful tool, maybe I'll experience a sexual delight, maybe not, I just know it shan't be my fault. Anyways, my hands are not as delicate and effeminate as manker's, and with all this talk about hobbies, are you sure you want me grasping your pebble?Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Bouldering because I kind of freak out when the strap brushes my ear. No, I just don't find myself enjoying it as much when I'm tethered, it's a hedonist thing. I also kind of like falling/jumping, haven't hurt myself yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Yes, I've seen the atrocities you commit with your hands so perhaps not.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
:happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I've not really tried bouldering. I like being a bit scared when I'm up high, and I like going wheeee on the way down. Do you go bouldering outdoors at all?
I have before but cannot where I live :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
It's all artificial since all of the rock formations in my geographical area are scattered on the earth at best.
:eyebrows:
My mam came with me and drove my car back. Everything worked out well, which I'm still having trouble believing. I met the lads and got shitfaced. I'm still shitfaced.
I might post some pics or I might not, stop bothering me about it.
Nobody wants to see pics of you with your cheap Belgian whores :snooty: :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I would have preferred a night chained to your radiator and wanking at your indomitable shadow when your back was turned, but I got caught in the moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousNobody wants to see pics of you with your cheap Belgian whores :snooty: :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
And also, those Belgian harlots weren't easily impressed but as soon as I started talking about my massive post count, they became pliable :smilie4:
They probably thought it was a euphemism, boy were they in for a disappointment. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI would have preferred a night chained to your radiator and wanking at your indomitable shadow when your back was turned, but I got caught in the moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
And also, those Belgian harlots weren't easily impressed but as soon as I started talking about my massive post count, they became pliable :smilie4:
I was so close to letting you back into my forumular bed, and then you went and ruined it. I hope you'll find Mary's sofa comfortable :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I don't trust myself around his wife's friends. And I can't go Idol's because he just pretends to be real. Snee doesn't own furniture and everyone else seems to be knee deep in kids.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousI was so close to letting you back into my forumular bed, and then you went and ruined it. I hope you'll find Mary's sofa comfortable :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'll guilt you into letting me have that labial coat yet.
It's more of a hat actually :sneaky:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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Originally Posted by SqueamousIt's more of a hat actually :sneaky:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I reckon that you tell every man you know that you have a gigantic lady garden so the only ones that come onto you are absolutely sure that they have massive cawks.
I was implying its likely anatomical coordinates, but you've stumbled onto my best kept secret. You've also left yourself duty bound to carry on soliciting my ladybits. As you were :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Oh yeah well I'm fine with that.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousI was implying its likely anatomical coordinates, but you've stumbled onto my best kept secret. You've also left yourself duty bound to carry on soliciting my ladybits. As you were :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Or I was until I realised I misread soliciting as servicing.
Now I'm thinking I'm going to have to beg or something else. Which is something I feel you've opened that PM containing a pic of my chiselled quadriceps.
/truthifiedQuote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Can I have that in English?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
What's a ladybagger288? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
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Originally Posted by SqueamousCan I have that in English?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You'll have to wait for Snee to log on.
He can usually translate complete pish.
A metaphorical representation of your aggressive mankind destroying ladybits.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousWhat's a ladybagger288? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I'm assuming you had idle write it for you, so it's probably an obscure movie reference.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker:blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
You'll have to wait for Snee to log on.
He can usually translate complete pish.
The way it all hangs out like a badly assembled kebab is deceptive. They're no more able to destroy mankind than anybody else's.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I'll go with that :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by SneeI'm assuming you had idle write it for you, so it's probably an obscure movie reference.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It's OK, it just needs to look the part. That's how deterrents work :ninja:Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousThe way it all hangs out like a badly assembled kebab is deceptive. They're no more able to destroy mankind than anybody else's.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
For some reason that put me in mind of blue wafflage. Which is the most frightening thing I have ever seen in the whole world.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyA metaphorical representation of your aggressive mankind destroying ladybits.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Deterring to the max.