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I was just going to be all; 'wey hey! told you they'd grow' - but I realised he probably texted you that info?Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
You know all you have to do is close your eyes and you're in that happy place :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
M&SSTD just walked into the ladies' changing room at the gym and saw a wet jiggly pair of B-cups. I'll pass on your envy.
Still, though, free tits are definitely better if you've never seen them before.
M&SSTD and his admirably sneaky methods of getting female flesh win out again :01:
The moment it happened :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Even over the airwaves his excitement was palpable.
Quality :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousThe moment it happened :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Even over the airwaves his excitement was palpable.
So anyway ... wtf was he doing in the ladies :blink:
It's how he hooked up with Squeams the first time. Wouldn't you return to your lucky fishin' hole?Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerQuality :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
So anyway ... wtf was he doing in the ladies :blink:
Yeah right, like it was as wholesome as that.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeIt's how he hooked up with Squeams the first time. Wouldn't you return to your lucky fishin' hole?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
They swapped over the changing rooms allegedly :dry:
Did they swap the nice plush couches as well?Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousYeah right, like it was as wholesome as that.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
They swapped over the changing rooms allegedly :dry:
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyDid they swap the nice plush couches as well?Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I don't get it!
They always have nice, plush couches in ladies toilets, particularly in gyms, restaurants and hotels.
How come we knew that and you didn't.
Unless it's a myth
Or I've got it arse-backwards.
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Originally Posted by Squeamous
I don't frequent those establishments :snooty:
The places I go to you can't distinguish the gents' from ladies' :no:
:eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Now you've got me worried that I've been Skyping with a guy this whole time. Are you like doing the tuck-under thing or something else.
Don't get me wrong, I don't really mind the deception and this would at least explain the almost complete lack of bewbs.
I'll come clean. It's my 12yo daughter you've been skyping.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
:lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousI'll come clean. It's my 12yo daughter you've been skyping.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'm laughing but really I'm wondering if this is a subtle prelude to extortion.
Your daughter seems quite intelligent. If she isn't too traumatised by the whole talking dirty to a welsh accountant thing, you should sign her up for Countdown :smilie4:
Chip off the old block :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
So, um, does this mean that I won't be having hawt cyber secks this evening at the usual time.
I'll be at M&SSTD's place at the usual time I'm afraid :PQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'm free mate, I'll put on that falsetto voice again and you can injaculate away to your heart's content :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
:glag:
Squeams, have you ever tried pissing at a urinal? Just wondering... and if yes, did you make a mess of the area?
Not at a urinal, no. I tried it standing up in the shower, but it did tend to trickle down my leg somewhat. There was a bit of a split stream going on. Even if I got a clear shot from my urethra I imagine the moment the pressure abated it would do the same thing. As a result of my experiment I've restricted my upright peeing to the shower since.
I think it's time you take off the training wheels and start playing with angles.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
You're always there for me, barbs <3Quote:
Originally Posted by BarbarossaI'm free mate, I'll put on that falsetto voice again and you can injaculate away to your heart's content :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Not like that woman.
plus wonQuote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI think it's time you take off the training wheels and start playing with angles.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Where else did you experiment with upright peeing? Did you try a beer funnel yet?Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Talk of Squeams peeing>Darthy, but neither are that interesting. :idunno:
Obviously this is all an elaborate setup to get Squeams to walk over Darthy and start pissing on him.
I'm like Wallace Simpson or something else :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Why would you want me to piss down my leg you strange men? Also, any fool knows you can get a she-pee for upright peeing. I just haven't gotten around to it yet.
I haven't gotten around to understanding that statement yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Gewgle is your friend. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI haven't gotten around to understanding that statement yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
http://shepee.org/Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI haven't gotten around to understanding that statement yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
At least you could have made him do a search......you've spoiled my fun now, I can just imagine him purging his cache in mortification afterwards. :idunno:
Purging his cache!! :glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
That's a new one :)
Mary would never do such a thing! He wouldn't give himself the satisfaction.
What a cool thing.
Although I'm going to have to see some action pics before purchasing a shepee for a loved one at yuletide or a birthday.
Wow christmas is going to be a hoot at your house. :blink:
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Originally Posted by manker
For xmas a while ago, I bought my dad a small bronze cylinder that was about 2 inches long and half an inch diameter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
It was for parting one's buttocks while sunbathing for that all over tan.
If you're wondering, I didn't need to see any pics before I bought that. It was something of an impulse purchase.
I'm choosing to interpret that smiley as 'I'm happy to help'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous:smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker