I think I just end up getting trolled on dating sites

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

but why are you looking through dating websites if your sex drive is zero and you get all the friendly companionship you want from your wife?

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I thought I should at least specifically answer this question of yours. I'm not really out to fuck, just allowing for some dating in its mostly social context. One of the reasons I haven't just moved on is that I haven't come across any particular inspiring potential companionship. I'm still nursing the assumption that I'm not going to have a decent relationship for a long time to come, and for now it still doesn't bother me.

But I seek despite myself, for what it's worth. It takes a lot for a girl to get me out of my panties, either that or a sufficient amount of alcohol paired with some kind of attraction. I am still curious to find how well I can connect with women before I start working full time at glory holes.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

As it turns out, you are using it correctly, too. :)

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Of course I was, I'm duplicitous like that.

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If I wanted your opinion on the matter Mrs Squeamous, I'd just break all of our communication and then follow you to various places on the internet making off-handed remarks without being too specific.

Anyway, both of us have our own things going, and I don't take online dating too seriously. I have made a few short term penpals that keep me distracted enough when I find myself all caught up on the threads here. But it's usually just a big joke.

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Yeah, if you wanted anyone else's opinion you would have posted stuff about your life on an internet messa......

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I thought I should at least specifically answer this question of yours. I'm not really out to fuck, just allowing for some dating in its mostly social context. One of the reasons I haven't just moved on is that I haven't come across any particular inspiring potential companionship. I'm still nursing the assumption that I'm not going to have a decent relationship for a long time to come, and for now it still doesn't bother me.

But I seek despite myself, for what it's worth. It takes a lot for a girl to get me out of my panties, either that or a sufficient amount of alcohol paired with some kind of attraction. I am still curious to find how well I can connect with women before I start working full time at glory holes.

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Is that what you're doing? Trying to form meaningful, entertaining and stimulating interpersonal relationships? Find something you love and do it with other people. The rest will fall into place.

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She's on a role.

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I thought I only come on here to force my opinions onto everyone else.

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Is that what you're doing? Trying to form meaningful, entertaining and stimulating interpersonal relationships? Find something you love and do it with other people. The rest will fall into place.

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More like, "is remaining in my romanceless relationship holding me back from anything else?"

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More like, "is remaining in my romanceless relationship holding me back from anything else?"

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Interesting.

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Interesting.

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I think that there have been plenty of allusions in the past, if you were paying attention.

As ever, mary's 'cry for help' threads fascinate me deeply.

I would like to know how this unlikely pairing originated, what brought you to the throes of learning an obscure dialect, what was it that broke down the relationship, and what is your favourite flavour of Super Noodles.

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I think that there have been plenty of allusions in the past, if you were paying attention.

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That's not what's interesting.

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As ever, mary's 'cry for help' threads fascinate me deeply.

I would like to know how this unlikely pairing originated, what brought you to the throes of learning an obscure dialect, what was it that broke down the relationship, and what is your favourite flavour of Super Noodles.

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High school, pretentiousness?, pm, man broth.

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I think that there have been plenty of allusions in the past, if you were paying attention.

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That's not what's interesting.

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Thanks for clarifying.

I'll make it crystal if you indulge Chalice. Why did you come to think a relationship would be a success at all, much less invest time learning a foreign language, if you knew it would one day be mind-on-mind action, the likes of which no one ever loses in perspective, like.

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As ever, mary's 'cry for help' threads fascinate me deeply.

I would like to know how this unlikely pairing originated, what brought you to the throes of learning an obscure dialect, what was it that broke down the relationship, and what is your favourite flavour of Super Noodles.

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High school, pretentiousness?, pm, man broth.

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man broth = merkin spunk.
fact.

I don't much care about the Super Noodles thing, like. So you can keep that all to yourself.

Obviously it's chicken. Personally I like Barbecue Beef. Been partial to a bit of garlic and herb in my younger years, but you burn out far too quickly on it. Just saying.

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I'll make it crystal if you indulge Chalice. Why did you come to think a relationship would be a success at all, much less invest time learning a foreign language, if you knew it would one day be mind-on-mind action, the likes of which no one ever loses in perspective, like.

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I've been with her for 14 or so years, it all just kind of happened.

Garlic and Herb is my new rhyming slang for Serb. Superb Noodles.

Actually, I have an unyielding interest in languages, and am in particular a grammatical linguist. I don't speak many fluently, but I've studied over a dozen languages with serious intent.

Well, your English grammar isn't all that hot.

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Garlic and Herb is my new rhyming slang for Serb. Superb Noodles.

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That made me lol

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Well, your English grammar isn't all that hot.

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You're critiquing a surgeon on his jam spreading technique.

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Well, your English grammar isn't all that hot.

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You're critiquing a surgeon on his jam spreading technique.

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Your metaphors remain really rather good, however.

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Your metaphors remain really rather good, however.

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It's because I'm always using them to learn people things.

OP, how many beautiful women have you fucked? Show me the picture of your wife. If she's good looking, then I wanna fuck her.

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OP, how many beautiful women have you fucked? Show me the picture of your wife. If she's good looking, then I wanna fuck her.

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He posted one fairly recently. I also recall one of her in Japanese garb. She is rather nice looking.
This alone would obviously preclude you from losing your virginity to her.

I think this is where you're going wrong.
Go shag a munter.

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OP, how many beautiful women have you fucked? Show me the picture of your wife. If she's good looking, then I wanna fuck her.

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She's out of your league, Oleg. Your "standards" FAR exceed your prowess. A McDonalds worker may desire a Ferrari, but at the end of his shift he takes the bus.

mbm thinks that mary's wife is a ferrari.
mary is having marital difficulties.

Do I hear the jingle jangle of car-keys.

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OP, come to NYC and fuck me. Are you good looking? Show me your picture.

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So, it's you on this picture? Then forget about my offer. I don't wanna fuck you.

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OP, how many beautiful women have you fucked? Show me the picture of your wife. If she's good looking, then I wanna fuck her.

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He posted one fairly recently. I also recall one of her in Japanese garb. She is rather nice looking.
This alone would obviously preclude you from losing your virginity to her.

I think this is where you're going wrong.
Go shag a munter.

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See above quotes.I'm fairly certain that the fact of them merely being conscious puts most women out of OlgeL's league.:mellow:

Oleg, just a tentative enquiry.
On a scale of one to ten, how deeply would you say your mother sleeps.

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mbm thinks that mary's wife is a ferrari.
mary is having marital difficulties.

Do I hear the jingle jangle of car-keys.

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Maybe, but I think one of my other friends already has her out on the pavement. He's been dodging me as of late, I think I have to console him at some point to let him know it's OK to be fucking my wife. I like the guy and don't take any pleasure watching the normal expectations of society causing him discomfort during his extra coitus life.

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OP, how many beautiful women have you fucked? Show me the picture of your wife. If she's good looking, then I wanna fuck her.

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She's out of your league, Oleg. Your "standards" FAR exceed your prowess. A McDonalds worker may desire a Ferrari, but at the end of his shift he takes the bus.

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If you don't shut the fuck up, I will buy a gun, come to your state, and put a bullet in your brain. You don't deserve to live. Fuck you.

I would rather fuck a bus

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Show me the picture of your wife. If she's good looking, then I wanna fuck her.

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My wife is no prude and I'd even argue her standards are a bit non existent, but I can guarantee she'd never fuck you. I'm sure that even if you drugged her, she'd come out of her comatose state to leap through the glass window of an 8th floor apartment and land on a small Mitsubishi hauler. The driver would let her in and she'd blow him until the end of his load. So, I'm just asking, what would be the point for you to even entertain the idea?

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Show me the picture of your wife. If she's good looking, then I wanna fuck her.

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My wife is no prude and I'd even argue her standards are a bit non existent, but I can guarantee she'd never fuck you. I'm sure that even if you drugged her, she'd come out of her comatose state to leap through the glass window of an 8th floor apartment and land on a small Mitsubishi hauler. The driver would let her in and she'd blow him until the end of his load. So, I'm just asking, what would be the point for you to even entertain the idea?

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There would be no point for me to do that, since you just explained to me that she would never fuck me.

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I thought I only come on here to force my opinions onto everyone else.


More like, "is remaining in my romanceless relationship holding me back from anything else?"

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That's why I come here! Wow....this is going almost as well as one of your troll logs.

At the moment your romanceless marriage doesn't seem to be holding you back from acting like a total tit on dating websites. Perhaps it should. If there's anything good or wholesome left in your marriage you could use it for that.

You need a slap around the chops, sunshine! How much 'romance' are you going to achieve anyway? How do you work out the bedshare arrangements with your wife? Do you hang a penis pump off the door knob when you're occupied, while she hangs a diaphragm off it when she's got someone in there? Do you all have breakfast together in the morning? When do you announce that you're in a marriage of convenience and just hoping to dip your toe into a woman's mind/vagina while you sort yourself out? First date? Night before the wedding? Honeymoon?

This is all a horrible, cynical, crass display of selfishness, which is what went wrong in the first place. Change the record and TRY to be decent for God's sake!

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Maybe, but I think one of my other friends already has her out on the pavement. He's been dodging me as of late, I think I have to console him at some point to let him know it's OK to be fucking my wife. I like the guy and don't take any pleasure watching the normal expectations of society causing him discomfort during his extra coitus life.

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And this is where you're going wrong. The normal expectations of society should always be questioned, but to discard them altogether is a waste of thousands of years of hominid evolution. You're adrift on a very choppy moral sea in a leaky boat with no rudder.

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And this is where you're going wrong. The normal expectations of society should always be questioned, but to discard them altogether is a waste of thousands of years of hominid evolution. You're adrift on a very choppy moral sea in a leaky boat with no rudder.

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Yeah, no, it's not working like that. I've stated that I'm honestly not having an issue with the situation, but too much regard for social expectations keeps me from getting fully heard. I do have an issue with that.

Also, that thousands of years shit would demonstrate monogamy is horseshit if you're paying attention to reality over history. Therefore, why should we treat it like any other non sacred behavior.

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mbm thinks that mary's wife is a ferrari.
mary is having marital difficulties.

Do I hear the jingle jangle of car-keys.

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Maybe, but I think one of my other friends already has her out on the pavement. He's been dodging me as of late, I think I have to console him at some point to let him know it's OK to be fucking my wife. I like the guy and don't take any pleasure watching the normal expectations of society causing him discomfort during his extra coitus life.

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Just because you don't hold those values, it doesn't mean that this guy is similarly aligned.
In fact, I'd be amazed if that was the case.

He will be fully aware that you just _don't_ fuck your mate's wife. Hence the dodging.
Draw what conclusions you will, mine are - from admittedly less data than you're able to use - that the guy is a complete prick who has little or no regard for you.

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Maybe, but I think one of my other friends already has her out on the pavement. He's been dodging me as of late, I think I have to console him at some point to let him know it's OK to be fucking my wife. I like the guy and don't take any pleasure watching the normal expectations of society causing him discomfort during his extra coitus life.

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Just because you don't hold those values, it doesn't mean that this guy is similarly aligned.
In fact, I'd be amazed if that was the case.

He will be fully aware that you just _don't_ fuck your mate's wife. Hence the dodging.
Draw what conclusions you will, mine are - from admittedly less data than you're able to use - that the guy is a complete prick who has little or no regard for you.

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Exactly.

You can be as enlightened as you like Mary, but other people are still following those old rules. And even if you're not allowing them to dictate your life you can still incorporate them into a basic plan for decency: honesty and integrity are never going to go out of fashion. Back when I was doing the whole sex without strings thing I still had a raft of rules to ensure I still had respect for people and wasn't treating them as little more than sexual resources. It's bad for the soul otherwise. Tbh though I've even lost my stomach for that now. The whole thing is born of all the worst traits in human nature.
Also, can't your wife find other people to fuck than your friends FFS?

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At the moment your romanceless marriage doesn't seem to be holding you back from acting like a total tit on dating websites.

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You appear to be extrapolating, I'm not always a tit. Those nice and thoughtful messages rarely get read, let alone receive a reply. I also don't reply to messages that start off with, "hi, how is your morning" from a complete stranger.

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How much 'romance' are you going to achieve anyway? How do you work out the bedshare arrangements with your wife? Do you hang a penis pump off the door knob when you're occupied, while she hangs a diaphragm off it when she's got someone in there? Do you all have breakfast together in the morning? When do you announce that you're in a marriage of convenience and just hoping to dip your toe into a woman's mind/vagina while you sort yourself out? First date? Night before the wedding? Honeymoon?

This is all a horrible, cynical, crass display of selfishness, which is what went wrong in the first place. Change the record and TRY to be decent for God's sake!

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I don't understand that first question, so I can't answer it. We sleep in the same bed, we don't use our apartment for those activities. Anyone that considers us a close friend knows all the details of our relationship. If you think I'm at times too candid here, you should see how I am in person.

To give an example, with that Sara girl, I told her about it when she asked why I don't have a significant other. It's just when it comes up, I won't lie about it.

We could come back around to the same argument about being a vital man or whatever you were talking about that one time, but being "decent" doesn't have any automatic appeal. That really depends on the implied connotation, and anything beyond not evil isn't grabbing my interest.

There's usually an imbalance in this sort of "no strings attached", free-for-all sex that tips in the favor of the woman (if she so desires). It's just more difficult for a guy to get laid than a woman. What is the "score", or ratio of you getting stranger sex to her exploits. That is where jealousy seems to build...

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There's usually an imbalance in this sort of "no strings attached", free-for-all sex that tips in the favor of the woman (if she so desires). It's just more difficult for a guy to get laid than a woman. What is the "score", or ratio of you getting stranger sex to her exploits. That is where jealousy seems to build...

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No scores are kept and there's no jealousy involved. Honesty was the problem.