What I did this weekend...

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I'm incredibly shallow.

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They say opposites attract so I think you're in with a chance with Squeams since she's particularly deep.


I'm obviously not talking about her personality, no, she has a great big bucket fanny.

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I think I bust my larynx cackling at that :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

It does all look a bit "wacky".

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Well it is, but no-one admits that. The point is to enjoy it like it's all perfectly reasonable and nothing out of the ordinary at all. Otherwise you'd be too shy to participate :unsure:

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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The three legged race has a whole new meaning now :happy:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

A weekend of putting pants on that must have been a nice change. :P

Looks like you had a lot of fun. Thanks for poasting pics. :wub:

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I saw you guys liked pics so I got you some pics :happy:
Also, I didn't have pants on the WHOLE weekend. What do you take me for?

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Originally Posted by OlegL

OP, come to NYC and fuck me. Are you good looking? Show me your picture.

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I'll meet you half way. Call me when you get there.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

I'm that northern that I don't know where sussex is:smilie4:

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Thank fook :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by OlegL

So, it's you on this picture? Then forget about my offer. I don't wanna fuck you.

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:ghey:

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You didn't perchance happen to take a frame capture of Oleg in his natural environment during your skype conversations at all did you Meg? Just so that we could figure out how come our 30 year old virgin is quite so choosy. Especially since you described him as having fallen out of the ugly tree and hitting every branch on the way down. :idunno:

Kinda reminded me of Squiggy from Happy Days. Seems about as successful in getting girls, too...

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Kinda reminded me of Squiggy from Happy Days. Seems about as successful in getting girls, too...

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Oleg looks like a guy who looks like Tony Blair in the 1970s :blink:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Me competing in the bicycle and umbrella jousting contest:

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That's a good picture of you. You look like you're having fun! :)

you've got funny-shaped legs though. I bet you get told that all the time ... :dave:

Needs moar smiliez.

I'm rationing myself to 1 per sentence :snooty:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Me competing in the bicycle and umbrella jousting contest:

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That's a good picture of you. You look like you're having fun! :)

you've got funny-shaped legs though. I bet you get told that all the time ... :dave:

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Never actually! How? :O

That's too many.
Try one per post. You can do it, barbie!

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

That's a good picture of you. You look like you're having fun! :)

you've got funny-shaped legs though. I bet you get told that all the time ... :dave:

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Never actually! How? :O

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Oh, come on.
You must have been told it loads of times :ermm:

I actually thought you had polio.

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Originally Posted by manker

Oh, come on.
You must have been told it loads of times :ermm:

I actually thought you had polio.

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I've always been told I have great legs!!

oops :pinch:

I absolutely cracked myself up with that edit line.
It's a good job you people aren't real. You'd never get any work done what with all this gold I keep posting.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by manker

Oh, come on.
You must have been told it loads of times :ermm:

I actually thought you had polio.

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I've always been told I have great legs!!

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Your mum and dad are probably very nice people but they're hardly impartial.

Yor right leg narrows alarmingly at the knee, like it's been put on upside down or something, and your other leg is slightly bent as if indicating that you were forced to walk too early as a baby/toddler...

To give you the benefit of the doubt, it may just be the photo....

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Originally Posted by manker

I absolutely cracked myself up with that edit line.
It's a good job you people aren't real. You'd never get any work done what with all this gold I keep posting.

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I really liked your American province quip :happy:

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I thought it mediocre.
But it's all for you, barbie. And digitally engineered bots just like you.

It reminded me of when we used to say skweeky wasn't from Belgium, but it didn't matter anyway as it's just another part of France :D

Ahhhh, those were the days. In those bygone days when you could buy a beer for £2 ($150)

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Yor right leg narrows alarmingly at the knee, like it's been put on upside down or something, and your other leg is slightly bent as if indicating that you were forced to walk too early as a baby/toddler...

To give you the benefit of the doubt, it may just be the photo....

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This post had me examining my own legs. Luckily, the way it thins at the ankles assures me that they aren't upside down.

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Yor right leg narrows alarmingly at the knee, like it's been put on upside down or something, and your other leg is slightly bent as if indicating that you were forced to walk too early as a baby/toddler...

To give you the benefit of the doubt, it may just be the photo....

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I was sitting side saddle on a bicycle! I'm fully aware this is just an attempt to glean more pics and I am totally happy to satisfy your curiosity. Actual pic of actual legs:


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Originally Posted by manker

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I thought it mediocre.
But it's all for you, barbie. And digitally engineered bots just like you.

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I thought it was megalulz :happy:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

It reminded me of when we used to say skweeky wasn't from Belgium, but it didn't matter anyway as it's just another part of France :D

Ahhhh, those were the days. In those bygone days when you could buy a beer for £2 ($150)

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Germany because the flags were similar and because of the history between the two countries meaning it would piss her off more.

That was obviously all JP's doing and it hounded her off the board.
Quelle surprise. The man was a menace :(

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Originally Posted by Squeams

I was sitting side saddle on a bicycle! I'm fully aware this is just an attempt to glean more pics and I am totally happy to satisfy your curiosity.

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It's more your upper and inner thigh that is causing most of the consternation.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I was sitting side saddle on a bicycle! I'm fully aware this is just an attempt to glean more pics and I am totally happy to satisfy your curiosity. Actual pic of actual legs:


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If anything that pic accentuates the knee-narrowing phenomenon ... :ermm:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I was sitting side saddle on a bicycle! I'm fully aware this is just an attempt to glean more pics and I am totally happy to satisfy your curiosity. Actual pic of actual legs:

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Do you have one were you're not standing around kind of funny?

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Originally Posted by manker

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It's more your upper and inner thigh that is causing most of the consternation.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Do you have one were you're not standing around kind of funny?

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Not really, they're all kinda of me doing things while using my legs to facilitate the doing of those things. I don't make a habit of posing. This is the best I think I can do. Please bear in mind I’m wearing fancy dress :ermm:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

If anything that pic accentuates the knee-narrowing phenomenon ... :ermm:

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I think I see the problem. I run and climb. I have large calves for my build so they make my knee and ankle look narrow.

It smells like an oncoming "post your zettai ryouiki" thread, but I won't do it since myself and Snee would probably be the only contributers. Further thinking about it, Snee probably wouldn't even participate.

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Originally Posted by squeams

Please bear in mind I’m wearing fancy dress :ermm:

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Thank feck for that.

You do seem to spend a lot of your time dressed up as something or another. And to think barbie scoffed at your dressing up box.
Btw, one of your arms seems to be longer than the other.

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We'll not be satisfied until we get pinpoint accurate measurements of squeam's entire physique, I don't think.

Let's just cut to the chase here, Full body pic please, arms and legs in a position akin to Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man... :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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We'll not be satisfied until we get pinpoint accurate measurements of squeam's entire physique, I don't think.

Let's just cut to the chase here, Full body pic please, arms and legs in a position akin to Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man... :smilie4:

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I couldn't think of a more subtle way to ask to see her flaccid penis.

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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We'll not be satisfied until we get pinpoint accurate measurements of squeam's entire physique, I don't think.

Let's just cut to the chase here, Full body pic please, arms and legs in a position akin to Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man... :smilie4:

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I can tell you now I will not stand up to scrutiny. The following is a list of my physical imperfections from the floorboards up:

1) Right foot one size bigger than left.
2) Missing toenail on each foot on toe next to big toe.
3) Hands of an 80 year old woman.
4) Abnormally long monkey arms.
5) Right breast one size bigger than left. Nipples point in different directions.
6) Huge mekon-like forehead.

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Originally Posted by manker

:lol:
Thank feck for that.

You do seem to spend a lot of your time dressed up as something or another. And to think barbie scoffed at your dressing up box.
Btw, one of your arms seems to be longer than the other.

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Almost every time I go out I'm in some form of fancy dress. On that occasion I was dressed like an extra from LMFAO's Party Rock Anthem video. It was my birthday :happy:.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I couldn't think of a more subtle way to ask to see her flaccid penis.

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I'll show you mine if you show me yours :naughty:

OMG I need to see the monkey arms! :glag:

Mekon. Fantastic.

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You were a treenager.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I'll show you mine if you show me yours :naughty:

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No, you'll show me yours if Barbie shows you his. I am a cake eater.

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

OMG I need to see the monkey arms! :glag:

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Originally Posted by chalice

Mekon. Fantastic.

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You were a treenager.

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I don't know what a treenager is. The only reason I know I have a Mekon head is because my ex used to say so :pinch:

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

No, you'll show me yours if Barbie shows you his. I am a cake eater.

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If only the world worked like that outside your head :console:

^ in that pic you also get to see my old lady hands. 2 for the price of 1.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

^ in that pic you also get to see my old lady hands. 2 for the price of 1.

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...and your right boob is indeed bigger than your left :smilie4:



EDIT: Also, Holy crap you weren't wrong about the arms! :O

Still, you're a good sport, I'll begin stalking you now, if that's OK :balustrade:

The Mekon was the evil despot in charge of the Treen race, arch-nemesis to Dan Dare, Pilot Of The Future.

A race of rodent slayers, prone to disguise, the Treens are notable for their total lack of physiological symmetry and their pathological drive to invade Earth and lay waste to her dating sites with global efficiency.