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Don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire is a mantra proffered by ugly blokes who aren't capable of pulling hawt chicks :smilie4:
Bah, checkmated :pinch:
I'll have to post another body part (as in picture, not via royal mail, dave) to distract everyone...
I didn't mean you. barbs.
You'd nice their knickers orf :)
I'm a face man to the point that tits don't even matter.
I piss into your mom's mouth, and then she spits it into mine. It's safer that way because it's my own piss, sort of like smelling one's own gas. She has a stinky vaginal area so I stay away from it.
You've named only awful beers, you'll need to redeem yourself by naming one good one. You need a proper calibration if you think something like Miller Light resembles anything close to real beer.
For pure sex appeal, face is less important. Of course, we'd all prefer the entire package. However, a bangin' body makes me turn and go "gawdamnnnnn!"
Example:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...12270618_n.jpg
Her face? Whatever. Her body is quite lovely. However....it's probably another fake white girl pic.:ermm:
As I told a friend of mine, where have all these white girls been all this time?
These photoshopped pics of white girls have taken over so much that the natural black girl and, for that matter, the REAL hawt white girls are getting pushed to the back and going unnoticed.:frusty:
Yes I like small waist, big hips, and poofed out ass. However, these photoshopped pics are quite ridiculous. They'll have this supremely small waist yet have thick legs and ass. I liked teh hourglass but this is going too far.
I like anime but haven't watched it in years. I like the old school stuff. I just got the whole Robotech series on Blu earlier this year ultra stupifyingly cheap.
It's still in the wrapper. :dry:
With the number of awful pics of barf inducing "sex appeal" you've been producing, I don't even know how many adolescents I need to rape to get back to normal.
Adolescent boy for you....
OP, why did you start this thread? What purpose does it serve?
It all started in the 'Last one to post wins the internets' thread.
Me and Mary (OP) were chatting about having beards and we both posted pics of our beards. I think someone else did too, mbm probably.
Mary's wife said that we had some kind of gay beard club going on.
So we thought that other people could join and Mary made this thread.
The purpose it serves is chat facilitation. We talk about our beards and digress into other topics.
Same as every thread in the lounge, really.
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Yeah. So. I had a few threads open.
Sorry, Oleg.
Again, what's great about this forum are the unencumbered racist bitches that permeate it. :ermm:
What can ya do? Ya can't punch them in the eyes so....oh well. :whistling
The Lounge is yours....
There are no racists here, unless you count the English bitches who are racist against the Welsh.
You should post more in the Lounge, Busy.