I have noticed a singular lack and it saddens me...

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I am afraid to do that because I might get arrested. I already told all of you what had happened to me a few years ago. I saw an attractive woman in a college building and asked her for sex, but she called security guards and told them about it. They brought me to a hospital, and after I was released from the hospital, I had to meet with an assistant principal who told me I would be expelled from the college if I ever did it again.

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That's because they were afraid that if you did it again she might say yes, and they don't want you to have sex! Haters be hatin' :no:

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I am afraid to do that because I might get arrested. I already told all of you what had happened to me a few years ago. I saw an attractive woman in a college building and asked her for sex, but she called security guards and told them about it. They brought me to a hospital, and after I was released from the hospital, I had to meet with an assistant principal who told me I would be expelled from the college if I ever did it again.

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That's because they were afraid that if you did it again she might say yes, and they don't want you to have sex! Haters be hatin' :no:

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:)

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Okay, that was a stupid comment. I know you are a mod and have the power to ban me, but don't say stupid shit if you don't want to piss me off.

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That seems sort of unfair as you say stupid shit all the time and haven't punched yourself in the face yet.

I don't even know how to answer this. :)

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I don't even know how to answer this. :)

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Fuck your fist furiously.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I don't even know how to answer this. :)

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Death threat?

Hoi OlegL,tell that Mod that re-enabled you at HDbits I will give him $500 if he bans you again so that you can better concentrate on your studies.

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I don't even know how to answer this. :)

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Death threat?

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Unless I am angry, I don't threaten people. You never made me feel angry.

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You never made me feel angry.

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This both saddens and angers me.

It's because I don't belong to any HD sites isn't it?

hehe.

Hoi OlegL, now that you are planning on continuing your studies how will you work time for being an internet spastic into your schedule?

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Originally Posted by manker

Fucking hell, Oleg.
If I was an unemployable doletard, I'd sleep in until at least 2pm each day.

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It's 1 pm here, and the grandmother has the kids today. Morning. :coffee:

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Originally Posted by manker

Fucking hell, Oleg.
If I was an unemployable doletard, I'd sleep in until at least 2pm each day.

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It's 1 pm here, and the grandmother has the kids today. Morning. :coffee:

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Time to squeeze off a few rounds?

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Okay, that was a stupid comment. I know you are a mod and have the power to ban me, but don't say stupid shit if you don't want to piss me off.

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Well you can only give it a go! Go on now, you get out and try it. Go get 'em tiger!

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I am afraid to do that because I might get arrested. I already told all of you what had happened to me a few years ago. I saw an attractive woman in a college building and asked her for sex, but she called security guards and told them about it. They brought me to a hospital, and after I was released from the hospital, I had to meet with an assistant principal who told me I would be expelled from the college if I ever did it again.

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That's because they were afraid that if you did it again she might say yes, and they don't want you to have sex! Haters be hatin' :no:

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:lol:
Damn right.


And Oleg, it doesn't matter to me if I enrage you. In fact, it might be funny.
Here, I promise not to ban you nor moderate you for any personal abuse you throw in my direction - or anyone else's, so long as it's in the lounge. You have my word.

I'm very lenient with spastics.

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It's 1 pm here, and the grandmother has the kids today. Morning. :coffee:

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Time to squeeze off a few rounds?

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That was awesome :happy:
It's the best double entendre I've ever read this week.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I am afraid to do that because I might get arrested. I already told all of you what had happened to me a few years ago. I saw an attractive woman in a college building and asked her for sex, but she called security guards and told them about it. They brought me to a hospital, and after I was released from the hospital, I had to meet with an assistant principal who told me I would be expelled from the college if I ever did it again.

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You just need to find a "nice" girl like Squeams. The most anyone has ever had to ask her for secks was twice. Coincidentally, she even had secks with an autistic for 5 years...

It was seven years, he said, definitely seven. Seven years, he doesn't lie so it was seven.
Definitely seven.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Okay, that was a stupid comment. I know you are a mod and have the power to ban me, but don't say stupid shit if you don't want to piss me off.



I am afraid to do that because I might get arrested. I already told all of you what had happened to me a few years ago. I saw an attractive woman in a college building and asked her for sex, but she called security guards and told them about it. They brought me to a hospital, and after I was released from the hospital, I had to meet with an assistant principal who told me I would be expelled from the college if I ever did it again.

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That's because they were afraid that if you did it again she might say yes, and they don't want you to have sex! Haters be hatin' :no:

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:lol:
Damn right.


And Oleg, it doesn't matter to me if I enrage you. In fact, it might be funny.
Here, I promise not to ban you nor moderate you for any personal abuse you throw in my direction - or anyone else's, so long as it's in the lounge. You have my word.

I'm very lenient with spastics.

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He's a very special kind of spastic so be nice, according to his Doctors he has Aspergers Syndrome and O.C.D., they have actually thrown a net over him and dragged him off to a room with rubber wallpaper a couple of times, but apart from that, the internet stalking and the death threats, when he is in a good mood he is quite agreeable. :yup:

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It was seven years, he said, definitely seven. Seven years, he doesn't lie so it was seven.
Definitely seven.

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He's counting the past two years because she refuses to stay away from him. And they still have secks while she sleeps...

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He's counting the past two years because she refuses to stay away from him.

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That does seem like something which would make sense in :dave:world

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That's because they were afraid that if you did it again she might say yes, and they don't want you to have sex! Haters be hatin' :no:

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:lol:
Damn right.


And Oleg, it doesn't matter to me if I enrage you. In fact, it might be funny.
Here, I promise not to ban you nor moderate you for any personal abuse you throw in my direction - or anyone else's, so long as it's in the lounge. You have my word.

I'm very lenient with spastics.

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He's a very special kind of spastic so be nice, according to his Doctors he has Aspergers Syndrome and O.C.D., they have actually thrown a net over him and dragged him off to a room with rubber wallpaper a couple of times, but apart from that, the internet stalking and the death threats, when he is in a good mood he is quite agreeable. :yup:

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Yeah. I'm aware of the Asperger claims.
I'm reserving judgement since I can't decide whether it's true or whether he's just a bit of a knob who is using autism as an excuse.

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He's counting the past two years because she refuses to stay away from him.

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That does seem like something which would make sense in :dave:world

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Dave's World! Dave's World! Stalkin' time! Excellent! :stalker:

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:lol:
Damn right.


And Oleg, it doesn't matter to me if I enrage you. In fact, it might be funny.
Here, I promise not to ban you nor moderate you for any personal abuse you throw in my direction - or anyone else's, so long as it's in the lounge. You have my word.

I'm very lenient with spastics.

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He's a very special kind of spastic so be nice, according to his Doctors he has Aspergers Syndrome and O.C.D., they have actually thrown a net over him and dragged him off to a room with rubber wallpaper a couple of times, but apart from that, the internet stalking and the death threats, when he is in a good mood he is quite agreeable. :yup:

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Yeah. I'm aware of the Asperger claims.
I'm reserving judgement since I can't decide whether it's true or whether he's just a bit of a knob who is using autism as an excuse.

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I'll withdraw my video diagnosis confirming "Assburgers", but I will maintain that he's not a normal guy who's faking mental problems.

That post went particularly well with your avatar :happy:

The one before :eyebrows:

Which avatar before?:unsure:

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He's a very special kind of spastic so be nice, according to his Doctors he has Aspergers Syndrome and O.C.D., they have actually thrown a net over him and dragged him off to a room with rubber wallpaper a couple of times, but apart from that, the internet stalking and the death threats, when he is in a good mood he is quite agreeable. :yup:

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Yeah. I'm aware of the Asperger claims.
I'm reserving judgement since I can't decide whether it's true or whether he's just a bit of a knob who is using autism as an excuse.

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I'll withdraw my video diagnosis confirming "Assburgers", but I will maintain that he's not a normal guy who's faking mental problems.

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I've spoken to quite a few articulate, funny and sensitive people with Asperger Syndrome.
Same with guise who have OCD. Probably more of them.

None were knobs.

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That post went particularly well with your avatar :happy:

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There is a strong element of mom's basement-dweller involved, isn't there. :lol:

I've thought of changing my avy as not to be stuck in the "the joke has run its course" mode, but where do I go from here? :unsure:

It's creepy because it's true is soooo hard to top. :idunno:

You've got to keep it for about 2 months more, I reckon. It's fantastic.

Also: Hai, Bo, fuck you, Bo :happy:

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You've got to keep it for about 2 months more, I reckon. It's fantastic.

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It does seem to work as a scarecrow for warding off the Scenetime gang. :happy:

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I've spoken to quite a few articulate, funny and sensitive people with Asperger Syndrome.
Same with guise who have OCD. Probably more of them.

None were knobs.

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Nicholas Cage (master thespian) commented on his acting in the movie Leaving Las Vegas, he pointed out that people who are drunks/alcoholics try to act normal. OK, there was more to the quote, but the point is, Oleg never tried to convince me of his *whatever*, he just talked. And it was apparent that there IS something wrong with him. He may come across as a troll, and may play into his BS too much at times, but there is something truly handicapped/wrong with him. This much I know. In fact, I'm happy he's significantly far away. I seem lucky in my geographic location, apparently. :)

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Yeah. I'm aware of the Asperger claims.
I'm reserving judgement since I can't decide whether it's true or whether he's just a bit of a knob who is using autism as an excuse.

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I'll withdraw my video diagnosis confirming "Assburgers", but I will maintain that he's not a normal guy who's faking mental problems.

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I've spoken to quite a few articulate, funny and sensitive people with Asperger Syndrome.
Same with guise who have OCD. Probably more of them.

None were knobs.

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Hence the sarcasm in my post, sometimes you are not the brightest crayon in the pack, the words 'net' and 'rubber wallpaper' should have been a HUGE hint, being both utterly insensitive to the mentally ill, and tactless if this was a truly kind and caring post, which wasn't....coz I'm a cunt. :blink:

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I am afraid to do that because I might get arrested. I already told all of you what had happened to me a few years ago. I saw an attractive woman in a college building and asked her for sex, but she called security guards and told them about it. They brought me to a hospital, and after I was released from the hospital, I had to meet with an assistant principal who told me I would be expelled from the college if I ever did it again.

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You just need to find a "nice" girl like Squeams. The most anyone has ever had to ask her for secks was twice. Coincidentally, she even had secks with an autistic for 5 years...

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It was seven years, he said, definitely seven. Seven years, he doesn't lie so it was seven.
Definitely seven.

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He's counting the past two years because she refuses to stay away from him. And they still have secks while she sleeps...

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That does seem like something which would make sense in :dave:world

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Dave's World! Dave's World! Stalkin' time! Excellent! :stalker:

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:glag:

I actually weed a bit!

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:glag:

I actually weed a bit!

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I like where this is going... :wink:

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I'll withdraw my video diagnosis confirming "Assburgers", but I will maintain that he's not a normal guy who's faking mental problems.

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I've spoken to quite a few articulate, funny and sensitive people with Asperger Syndrome.
Same with guise who have OCD. Probably more of them.

None were knobs.

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Hence the sarcasm in my post, sometimes you are not the brightest crayon in the pack, the words 'net' and 'rubber wallpaper' should have been a HUGE hint, being both utterly insensitive to the mentally ill, and tactless if this was a truly kind and caring post, which wasn't....coz I'm a cunt. :blink:

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:glag:

Yeah. Sometimes I don't get stuff. Not on Mary's level but that did fly over my head.
You think I might also have teh Asperger :o

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I've spoken to quite a few articulate, funny and sensitive people with Asperger Syndrome.
Same with guise who have OCD. Probably more of them.

None were knobs.

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Nicholas Cage (master thespian) commented on his acting in the movie Leaving Las Vegas, he pointed out that people who are drunks/alcoholics try to act normal. OK, there was more to the quote, but the point is, Oleg never tried to convince me of his *whatever*, he just talked. And it was apparent that there IS something wrong with him. He may come across as a troll, and may play into his BS too much at times, but there is something truly handicapped/wrong with him. This much I know. In fact, I'm happy he's significantly far away. I seem lucky in my geographic location, apparently. :)

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Yup yup.
I read your words before and I have taken them on board ... I just don't think that whatever brain aids is affecting him accounts for all of the nonsense.

Maybe like 20% of it. Tops.

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Yup yup.
I read your words before and I have taken them on board ... I just don't think that whatever brain aids is affecting him accounts for all of the nonsense.

Maybe like 20% of it. Tops.

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His story about the girl contacting security over his amorous advance rings true, does it not? He's got that kind of "I'd better call security 'just in case' sort of look/feel to him. How that plays out in his posts, IDK. He sends off a vibe. Is he an attention seeker? Certainly. Aren't we all here, though...

This thread is reminding me of Dave from Germany who liked to share things openly.

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I actually weed a bit!

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i like where this is going... :wink:

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:o