Yeah like you're going to fool me into doing that and then not post your bewbs.
That Woman isn't going to hound me off the bored!
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Yeah like you're going to fool me into doing that and then not post your bewbs.
That Woman isn't going to hound me off the bored!
Mulder, if you're ever allowed to read this:
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Iirc, we made a lunch out of discussing the edit and he asked something like, "do you want to go eating out?", to which I explained that word order can introduce other meanings. It obviously followed the act of me snickering like a sophomore boy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I pressed it softly against my cheek then bobbed up and down to simulate caressing. Just wanted to let you know that's what happens when you leave your bro fist lying around on the internet. Before you have the chance to ask which cheek, the one that makes you more uncomfortable.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Ah, I don't feel so bad. Taking one for the team is what I'm all about.
Judging by the last few threads you've made - it's the closest you've come to sexual contact for quite some years :console:
I think you meant to say sexual intimacy.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You think putting your arse cheek against the screen of your monitor in the futile hope of feeling some connection with a finely coiffured distant correspondent is 'sexual intimacy'.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI think you meant to say sexual intimacy.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Are you ready for that cwtch yet.
If you have the talent to portray it masterfully, why you ever left the entertainment business, I don't know.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I recall warning you. I forgot the particular threat so I'm going to have to think of something worse now.
I don't know what it was either - but it was before you displayed your human side so effetely.
So there's little point in you reissuing the threat. It won't carry any malevolence.
I'm going to deepthroat you so bad with a bran fibrous turd.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Won't it just all squash in your hand :unsure:
Now I've got to wipe pre-cum off my netbook screen, but it was worth it. :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
The mere mention of 'fist' gets our American chums in quite a tizzy.
I must remember this.
It's going to be really really branny and really really fibrous. It my smear a little in my gloved hand, but I will be certain not to break it.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I will send my bewbs if you send me cock. That's the deal :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Put it in a condom! Apparently this works :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyIt's going to be really really branny and really really fibrous. It my smear a little in my gloved hand, but I will be certain not to break it.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It is my firm belief that shit should stay on the outside of a condom, regardless of how great your brewers say it feels.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
:snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeams
I've noticed that you don't blow kisses to me any more when I leave for work, either.
Congrats Squeamous. Even if it's just in your little circle, like you said, it's still nice to get recognized. :thumbsup:
:smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I stopped taking the pill as well, so it's condoms for you!
Thanks :)Quote:
Originally Posted by bbhaag
Congratulations.
Time to steal your thunder. My yeast keyboard is at the fuck-all-has-been-achieved state.
EDIT: Not to undermine the work, but haven't all these "discoveries" been known in other organisms since the 90's? Why has it taken so long to confirm them in whatever animal-not-mentioned-in-the-abstract you've managed to confirm it in?
EDIT2: At least I think so. I faintly remember hox being a localization operant in the Wnt pathway.
As far as I know the minimum regulatory region of Tbx5 wasn't isolated, and nobody knew that Tbx4 and 5, while expressing in different areas, fulfill the same functions as each other. Hox genes are very early regulatory developmental genes and involved in all sorts of cell differentiation and organ/limb formation.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Cicero
The animals we used were mice, because we wanted to look at well.....limb development....in mammals, aka a system not unlike our own.
Btw. There's always some cunt in every seminar/conference, who right at the end feels it his duty to question the validity of everybody else's research. I bet you are that cunt aren't you?
No matter how slight, I'll take any extra girth I can get, miss man-hole :kiss:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeams
Might help with your pencil dick :wub:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I measure up pretty well in the showers after football, I'll have you know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous<waxes lyrical about how they didn't want to hurt my fragile male pride>Quote:
Originally Posted by manker<inserts argument about never having complaints before>Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousMight help with your pencil dick :wub:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
<inserts humorous quip about how all hard-ons look pretty much the same>Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI measure up pretty well in the showers after football, I'll have you know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous<waxes lyrical about how they didn't want to hurt my fragile male pride>Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
:eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous<inserts humorous quip about how all hard-ons look pretty much the same>Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI measure up pretty well in the showers after football, I'll have you know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Either every penis you've ever encountered has been pencil-esque - in which case we both lose.
Or I win the; 'actually my cawk is prefectly adequate thank you very much but your fanny is huge' argument.
I'll take some form of comfort from the first scenario so basically :01:
Sorry, let me clarify. I should have said 'all Welsh hard-ons look pretty much the same'. I hope that's cleared it up for you xQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Yeah they do.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousSorry, let me clarify. I should have said 'all Welsh hard-ons look pretty much the same'. I hope that's cleared it up for you xQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Really ginormous, probably.
It's really a moot point. I've never met a penis I didn't like :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerYeah they do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Really ginormous, probably.
Is that to say you haven't actually met enough pricks?Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousIt's really a moot point. I've never met a penis I didn't like :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I doubt it :mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyIs that to say you haven't actually met enough pricks?Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Am I the only one to notice manker's lack of disgust at mention that he would have a hard-on in the shower with fellow football players? :O
Scratch all that, I just remembered that the "football" mentioned was the :ghey: kind.
What mention.
I saw no mention of hard ons :blink:
Oh, I see it now. I completely missed it the first time.
I was too busy pwning Squeams' vagina with cawk based words.
+1Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
But then, this is Manker we're talking about......
We usually have a gimmick, if you don't bring the gimmick or do the gimmick, you pay a fine which goes into the tour kitty. The fine is two quid.
The gimmick one week was to get a hard-on in the showers.
That is all.
Fix'd. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
(oYo)
Aside: I actually thought of Arty when I saw that mug, but he hasn't done anything to warrant it recently. It's been mostly mary but now you, too.