Oi manker, where is that picture of your peen/lava-mount/bawbags?

I have been assured it isn't massive and you can in fact barely see it - to me it feels like Mount Etna though.

I am talking about the spot ot my nose by the way, not manker's whatevers.

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:')

Those were the days.

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Ouch :lol:

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I realise that could be read as an insult, but I didn't take it as one... :snooty:

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NO! I have stretch-marks on my boobs, too, and I've never had babies!!

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Fuck's sake. How small were they before the stretchage.

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Fuck's sake. How small were they before the stretchage.

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I didn't have ANY until I was 16 and then suddenly overnight they ballooned to an A cup :snooty:

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Fuck's sake. How small were they before the stretchage.

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I didn't have ANY until I was 16 and then suddenly overnight they ballooned pfft out to an A cup :snooty:

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I didn't have ANY until I was 16 and then suddenly overnight they ballooned pfft out to an A cup :snooty:

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So when the genetically modified rodent you receive in the mail leaps out of the package and gnaws your face off you wont be surprised will you....

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So when the genetically modified rodent you receive in the mail leaps out of the package and gnaws your face off you wont be surprised will you....

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Any sensible person treats all packages as potential attack rodent vectors, it's just common sense.

Considering the time it takes Royal Mail to deliver a package it would need to be a genetically modified (hibernating) rodent.:cry:

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I didn't have ANY until I was 16 and then suddenly overnight they ballooned pfft out to an A cup :snooty:

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Yes that was the joke sweety :pinch:

Bless.

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In other news; mbm is turning into Mary.
You heard it here first :smilie4:

That WAS Mary!

No I know, in a different thread today and one the other day.
My eyes are everywhere.

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No I know, in a different thread today and one the other day.
My eyes are everywhere.

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Everywhere? :fear:

What's he doing? He's got children you know. Children.

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In other news; mbm is turning into Mary.
You heard it here first :smilie4:

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:sad1: You are just being mean because I attacked the Boreanaz.

Everywhere :smilie4:

I think the kids are safe for now; he's just being deliberately obtuse and increasingly hard of getting it.

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In other news; mbm is turning into Mary.
You heard it here first :smilie4:

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:sad1: You are just being mean because I attacked the Boreanaz.

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Damn right.
I wonder what Squeams thinks about him.

Squeams.
What do you think about David Boreanaz?

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Everywhere :smilie4:

I think the kids are safe for now; he's just being deliberately obtuse and increasingly hard of getting it.

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All the signs are pointing to the fact that he's finally been emasculated out of all rational thought :no:

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Damn right.
I wonder what Squeams thinks about him.

Squeams.
What do you think about David Boreanaz?

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Is he that mongoloid out of Buffy?

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:sad1: You are just being mean because I attacked the Boreanaz.

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Squeams.
What do you think about David Boreanaz?

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I doubt she'd be all that into him, you know, not being in the target demographic of 30'ish ghey male.

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All the signs are pointing to the fact that he's finally been emasculated out of all rational thought :no:

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I play on the interwebs, yell at my kids until they stop doing stuff, and take a nap every afternoon. I'd say I've got a pretty sweet career going. Sure beats creating Frankenmouse every day. :snooty:

Oh God, he is, he's that dude out of Buffy.

Look, why will no-one realise that men and women who look this sterotypically symmetrical are BORING. They're the equivalent of magnolia wallpaper. They look ok, they're inoffensive, but they're not sexual at all. There's not a single sexual feeling this man can engender in me because a) he's boring to look at b) he's done nothing of any great repute c) he has no remarkable talent d) He's TV serial fodder and has nothing distinctive about his personality that I can detect e) I don't know him f) I will never meet him.

So there is NO POINT in this man's existence to anyone but his family and friends.

Now BRING ME LIAM NEESON OR CHRISTIAN BALE BEFORE I SCREAM! :pinch:

Okay?

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Damn right.
I wonder what Squeams thinks about him.

Squeams.
What do you think about David Boreanaz?

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Is he that mongoloid out of Buffy?

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No.
You must be thinking of the wrong guy :snooty:

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All the signs are pointing to the fact that he's finally been emasculated out of all rational thought :no:

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It was inevitable, really. All those washing up fumes and gossiping with the neighbours while hanging out the washing takes its toll.
If people from America knew what Jeremy Kyle was, mbm would be an avid fan and advocate of Jeremy's firm but fair spastic handling.

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Oh God, he is, he's that dude out of Buffy.

Look, why will no-one realise that men and women who look this sterotypically symmetrical are BORING. They're the equivalent of magnolia wallpaper. They look ok, they're inoffensive, but they're not sexual at all. There's not a single sexual feeling this man can engender in me because a) he's boring to look at b) he's done nothing of any great repute c) he has no remarkable talent d) He's TV serial fodder and has nothing distinctive about his personality that I can detect e) I don't know him f) I will never meet him.

So there is NO POINT in this man's existence to anyone but his family and friends.

Now BRING ME LIAM NEESON OR CHRISTIAN BALE BEFORE I SCREAM! :pinch:

Okay?

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Enjoy your ban. Contact :dave: for tips on circumventing the ip block. :wave:

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Squeams.
What do you think about David Boreanaz?

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I doubt she'd be all that into him, you know, not being in the target demographic of 30'ish ghey male.

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Pretty sure That Woman has just proved that I'm not ghey after all :happy:

With the ranty thing.
The sterotypically symmetrical part.
Where she said about him not being sexual in any way.

Those last three lines were just in case your transformation to Mary was further along than I'd thought.

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All the signs are pointing to the fact that he's finally been emasculated out of all rational thought :no:

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I play on the interwebs, yell at my kids until they stop doing stuff, and take a nap every afternoon. I'd say I've got a pretty sweet career going. Sure beats creating Frankenmouse every day. :snooty:

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Only it's causing some nasty mental side effects. Don't worry I can create a drug to fix that though :smilie4:

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Oh God, he is, he's that dude out of Buffy.

Look, why will no-one realise that men and women who look this sterotypically symmetrical are BORING. They're the equivalent of magnolia wallpaper. They look ok, they're inoffensive, but they're not sexual at all. There's not a single sexual feeling this man can engender in me because a) he's boring to look at b) he's done nothing of any great repute c) he has no remarkable talent d) He's TV serial fodder and has nothing distinctive about his personality that I can detect e) I don't know him f) I will never meet him.

So there is NO POINT in this man's existence to anyone but his family and friends.

Now BRING ME LIAM NEESON OR CHRISTIAN BALE BEFORE I SCREAM! :pinch:

Okay?

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Oh, god. It is worse than I feared.


Enjoy your insomnia, visiting junior high gfs when you're drunk, your wife pogo-sticking your buddies and semi-autistic internet outbursts :(

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It was inevitable, really. All those washing up fumes and gossiping with the neighbours while hanging out the washing takes its toll.
If people from America knew what Jeremy Kyle was, mbm would be an avid fan and advocate of Jeremy's firm but fair spastic handling.

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I would LOVE to see MBM hosting a trailer trash bating show!! We need to make this happen.

Just to prooove Im not Mary, I'm going to get some sleep now. Meanies. :dry:

Night, mbm <3

hrmz. Who are we going to internet bully tomoro, Mme Squeams?

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Just to prooove Im not Mary, I'm going to get some sleep now. Meanies. :dry:

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If your wife is up there with one of your friends you're welcome to rejoin us :happy:

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Night, mbm <3

hrmz. Who are we going to internet bully tomoro, Mme Squeams?

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There's hardly anyone left now :no: How about Ben? He seems placid.

I've just noticed that you called David Boreanaz 'magnolia'. You called me magnolia.

I'll be in my bunk :happy:

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Just to prooove Im not Mary, I'm going to get some sleep now. Meanies. :dry:

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:lol:

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There's hardly anyone left now How about Ben? He seems placid.

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I duno if it will work with Ben. If there's something that he would get agitated about that can't be rolled up and smoked, then I've never seen it.

How about Arty? Too easy? Too nice? Too antipodean? He's too something but I just don't know what.

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I've just noticed that you called David Boreanaz 'magnolia'. You called me magnolia.

I'll be in my bunk :happy:

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You don't fancy him do you? :no:

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I duno if it will work with Ben. If there's something that he would get agitated about that can't be rolled up and smoked, then I've never seen it.

How about Arty? Too easy? Too nice? Too antipodean? He's too something but I just don't know what.

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I don't know, he sponsored me for my fun run thing. I think he now owns a piece of my sole :(

That rules him out then.
Mary's the best, anyway, she doesn't realise anything is happening so it's not even cruel.


Also, no, I don't fancy him but I do wish my hair was as good as his. It never looks bad.
And his shoulders are pretty much perfect, too :eyebrows:

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That rules him out then.
Mary's the best, anyway, she doesn't realise anything is happening so it's not even cruel.


Also, no, I don't fancy him but I do wish my hair was as good as his. It never looks bad.
And his shoulders are pretty much perfect, too :eyebrows:

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You stop that. I'd prefer you any day and I don't even know how badly you ming x

That's kindof deep for you but we all need something to aspire to.
And if that was you asking if you could be my internets gf, then okay :blushing:

I got all excitecd thinking that a peen picture must have been added, but no. It was just you two talking about Gayvid Borianus.

How about if I wop it onto my tablet, do a screen-image thing and post that?

I don't know what that means, but it includes wopping in a tablet so it must be good.

G'wan, cheer me up.