My night was filled with onomatopoeia. Of course, considering how little you encounter the situation, it would be Greek to you. :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
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My night was filled with onomatopoeia. Of course, considering how little you encounter the situation, it would be Greek to you. :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I'm just glad he pointed out that it was you and not his mam who he finds irresistible.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousYou know what they say about men ending up with women who remind them of their mums. I just don't think they usually mean sexually :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I've never actually seen a post by anyone which frames their mother in a tribadism scenario so I was beginning to ponder the machinations of rearing kids in the byteme household.
Squeams is the one who wants to take on the modern day Cleopatra. And I did say Squeams was irresistible. It is also true that my mother is immovable- she's very large. And slutty...
Enjoy the ride, Sq. It was bound to happen as everyone eventually gets a shot at me mum. :idunno:
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Originally Posted by Darth CiceroMy night was filled with on-a-Matt-a-pee-ing. Of course, considering how little you encounter the situation, it would be Greek to you. :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Pervert.Ghey pervert. :no:
Well, from that description she sounds hard to miss. :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
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Originally Posted by ArtemisWell, from that description she sounds hard to miss. :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I've changed my mind! I'm only little and relatively young and attractive. Keep her warm for me though, I might beQuote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
desperate enoughready in 20 years time.
I can see my search for a babydaddy must continue :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI'm just glad he pointed out that it was you and not his mam who he finds irresistible.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I've never actually seen a post by anyone which frames their mother in a tribadism scenario so I was beginning to ponder the machinations of rearing kids in the byteme household.
Don't give up quite yet. I've had recent thoughts about you rearing kids.
All good :sly:
You can be my fallback option just in case this man refuses my rapey advances :wub:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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I just saw him smile and am officially in love :wub:
Fall back option :snooty:
Enjoy your mono-browed Greek babies.
He certainly looks like he belongs in my spastic fred. Squeams and him could produce someQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
nicedark-haired, Mickey-killing, mono-brow-wearin', bankrupt, fish-eatin', flat-chested offsprings.
Basically Oleg now that I thinks about it.
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Originally Posted by manker
Boys boy boys! There's no need to be jealous! You can have sloppy seconds and thirds. I'll let you fight over which it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeHe certainly looks like he belongs in my spastic fred. Squeams and him could produce someQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
nicedark-haired, Mickey-killing, mono-brow-wearin', bankrupt, fish-eatin', flat-chested offsprings.
Basically Oleg now that I thinks about it.
I just had higher hopes for you, I wouldn't mind being the fall back option if it was one of the Davids.
Who?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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Originally Posted by manker
Beckham or Boreanaz.
Obv.
Oh, the Davids. Sorry, I'm not ghey so I didn't even think about them...
:lol: ^
I was hoping one of them would be Haye :(
I don't think even I deserve to have David Beckham's offspring. I bet it doesn't even hurt when you give birth to one :no:
Yeah his missus doesn't look like she's squirted out four sprogs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Probably Caesarians, the filthy whore.
You don't have to be a ghey to think about them, I certainly haven't caught myself dashing anywhere or wearing shoes that match my eyes or anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
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