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Thank you Mary! But I kinda want the progenitor of my prodigal progeny to hang around for longer than an ejaculation. I appreciate the offer though! I don't seem to be short of men wishing to impregnate me, but few seem to have the stomach for the long hall that is me :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Edit: Actually that's a lie. My ex and my best gay friend would :fist:
That's nice you have such a good relationship with your ex. Most just go the fuk away...Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Inorite? And since I actually cheated on him, he has something to complain about.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeThat's nice you have such a good relationship with your ex. Most just go the fuk away...Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
The long fucking hall?
I was just admiring the alliteration in progenitor of my prodigal progeny, despite prodigal not really being applicable but, whatever, it was very pleasing.
Tell me you were just rodding again and I'll be on my merry way.
Oooo I just looked up prodigal and found out what it really means! I was thinking it meant like, prodigy or prodigious or whatever but it means basically a bit of a cunt! Also you usually like my slips of the tongue :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
The literal ones are always a bit cheeky but I've never been displeased by one :happy:
The prodigal bit was okay by me, chavois will tell you that form over substance dictates this, I was on about the hall thing.
I thought afterwards, though, that maybe it was a fanny metaphor.
That probably was in the back of my mind. I'm just going to leave them there I think. They give the impression I don't wash and rarely change my knickers.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I was thinking big enough to walk through and sturdy fire-doors.
More like French windows. Oooh la la!Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Actually this is more like it
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If French windows are giant flappy things that swing both ways and won't break if you hang off them, then sure <3Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousMore like French windows. Oooh la la!Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
How very apt :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I used to love that cartoon but it secretly scared me.
Me too! I used to feel really sad at the end whenever they were denied getting home.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
^ That.
Did they ever get home because I never saw them get home. I've always felt a little empty when I think about that show.
Maybe it's why I can't wank over amime :eyebrows:
Empty, yes! They were alone in this bleak place being pursued and they hadn't done anything wrong, and there was this little cunt of a creature being smug and annoying everywhere they went. Which one did you want to be though? I wanted to be the wizard because he always got everyone out of scrapes despite being really inept. He was to D&D what Wesley Crusher was to Star Trek.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I don't know if they ever got home.
And, from what I've seen reported here, you keep cheating on the poor guy. He must have a truly forgiving heart to stick with you. Maybe he's the one. :wub:Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousInorite? And since I actually cheated on him, he has something to complain about.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I don't think you can cheat on an ex!Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeAnd, from what I've seen reported here, you keep cheating on the poor guy. He must have a truly forgiving heart to stick with you. Maybe he's the one. :wub:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Don't you think Dave dies a little inside every time you start a new relationship without him. He's been saving himself for you. He hasn't even slept with his wyfe since you broke up.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousI don't think you can cheat on an ex!Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
What if you sleep with his sister?Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousI don't think you can cheat on an ex!Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I realize it's not cheating but I wanted to get a mental picture.
Ohhhhh! Thought you meant my REAL ex!Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeDon't you think Dave dies a little inside every time you start a new relationship without him. He's been saving himself for you. He hasn't even slept with his wyfe since you broke up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I'm saving myself for Jessica Ennis :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787What if you sleep with his sister?Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I realize it's not cheating but I wanted to get a mental picture.
Approve.