No, I hang around with men who don't have toes that look like those little primordial buds growing out of their elbows that thalidomide sufferers call fingers!
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No, I hang around with men who don't have toes that look like those little primordial buds growing out of their elbows that thalidomide sufferers call fingers!
I wouldn't get my foot angry if I were you.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Because of your arms :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeams
You've got really nice feet. Well about as nice as feet can get. Not that I'm an expert or some kind of fetishist.
:ermm:
Why?Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeams
I'm feeling pretty good about my feet, now, and mbm hasn't posted his yet.
That ship has surely already sailed.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I wouldn't get my foot angry if I were you.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It already looks kinda angry :unsure:
I've never seen a spherical big toe before :eyebrows:
Well since it's been unfairly insulted can you honestly blame it?Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerThat ship has surely already sailed.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
It already looks kinda angry http://i.fststatic.com/smilies/unsure.gif
Anyway clearly I have awesome feet and you can all go fuck yourselves.
Then having it shoved up your ass will no doubt be a first too.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Oh thanks! I totally washed my foot and put foot lotion on it before I took the pic. I'm not vain but my feet are :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'm scared at what MBM's might look like. Each successive foot has been more deformed than the last :cry:
:smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Unless you're some kind of time bending citizen of 2491, then no one had insulted it when the pic was taken.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Well since it's been unfairly insulted can you honestly blame it?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Unless you'd insulted it.
You callous bastard. What's it ever done to you.
Like I said ,girly men.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I'd just like to take this opportunity to say that yours was last, but yeah, he's under some pressure now.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousI'm scared at what MBM's might look like. Each successive foot has been more deformed than the last :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
mbm will have to buff the bejazzle out of his toenails before he'll feel comfortable with putting his pic up on here.
Feet remind you of anyone's?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep-nRERQUIc
It's alright, mate. It's biceps next :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Like I said ,girly men.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Yes! Biceps! :happy:
I bet Idol's taken his picture already.
Actually, you haven't disappointed. Yours and Artie's are the manliest feet in the worrrrlllld.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Why has Idol posted a vid of Beckham's feet.
If he's trying to say that his feet are a bit like Beckham's then I'll see you all in a few days after leaning the fuck out of Idol's balustrade in an intimidatory manner :smilie4:
And also; where did Arty go?
I reckon his missus caught him fiddling around with a camera attached to the internets and his lower clothing all dishevelled so is currently pasting the living crap out of him.
I think he might be saying your feet are like Beckham's!
Back of the net!
I'll be in my bunk.
Art's look like a walrus.:mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousYes! Biceps! :happy:
I bet Idol's taken his picture already.
Actually, you haven't disappointed. Yours and Artie's are the manliest feet in the worrrrlllld.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Anyway I have thought about it and who am I to question the taste of people sitting alone at a computer in the middle of the night?
That's the spirit!
Took a nap and missed out on some serious (wtf?!! is that fred) I'll post my toy-damaged toes soon. Next to Idol, what do I have to fear? :idunno:
Since this was strated by manker, it's gotta be the Ghey Foot Club, does it not.
Had to take the missus to the fracture clinic at the hospital to have a new plaster put on herQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
fracturedbrokenshattered arm, so she is quite incapable of any kind of meaningful attack atm, and has to be nice to me since I am the one that cuts the skin off her pumpkin for her. :yup:
Most unkind euphemism evar. :OQuote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
Fuck's sake. Who is going to chop the wood and wrestle the calves and bale the hay now. You might have to take some time off from the admin side of things.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisHad to take the missus to the fracture clinic at the hospital to have a new plaster put on herQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
fracturedbrokenshattered arm, so she is quite incapable of any kind of meaningful attack atm, and has to be nice to me since I am the one that cuts the skin off her pumpkin for her. :yup:
Hope she's okay and gets better soon, matey :]
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeMost unkind euphemism evar. :OQuote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
Quite looking forward to the mbm foot now.
Separated @birth?!!! :OQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
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Incidentally, I have a tattoo of a gekko. Though in retrospect, a tattoo of Idol's foot would have been much cooler.
Plus won.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
It's a little too late to try and get on my good side now ,loser.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
http://i46.tinypic.com/34hwhva.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
And since skweeks hasn't seen the squids in quite a while...
http://i47.tinypic.com/73h2md.jpg
http://i47.tinypic.com/14awvsy.jpg
How can kids that attractive have come from loins attached to the same body as that bloated walrus corpse :no:
Hey how come I get ownership of the ghey foot club! I didn't sign up for this!
My peen is also bloated and walrus lyke... :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Jesus fucking Christ.
I've always thought my kebs were rank, but I'm starting to develop an onanistic foot-fetish for my own feet, having transfigured themselves into beauty in my estimation, set beside all you unfortunate Richard III types. manker and me might have a toe-off, but I'd win. And I don't even drive. I've been bashing the fuck out of my feet for decades. I've got non-existent wee-toe nails, but who needs those fuckers anyway.
How do your other halves stay in the same room you as you.
Show your piggies, or GTFO!Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Awwww, mbm, they are adorable. I specifically like how you keep them in a corral :happy:
Usually just socks or slippers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Ask him what it's like to have gout.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Noice.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeUsually just socks or slippers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky