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Oh for fuck sake. Better put him out of his misery before he takes an aspie aneurysm.
The word is mathematics, not mathematic. Therefore the abbreviated version should be maths, not math. He was basically calling Americans in general, and you yourself in particular, stupid, innit.
I'm all about spoiling peoples' fun these days. :smilie4:
According to wikipedia, Math or maths is used colloquially to refer to mathematics. DngrMs, you are wrong if you think the word "math" doesn't exist in English.
It was all a ruse to aid in my attempt to curry OlegL's favour which in turn is but a small part of a larger,incredibly intricate plan which ends in my cornering the global market on lazy spastic math failures.But I've already said too much bwahahaha.Quote:
Originally Posted by anon
I was your brah, sellout. Just because the site crashed it doesn't mean you can disregard that :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Anyway you probably should have seen this coming as my username is an anagram which when rearranged reveals my true identity of James Moriarty.
It's a really tricky anagram so don't feel bad if you can't see it.
I just edited/added a part to that Wikipedia page where it now says that Maths also colloquially refers to Johnny Mathis.:mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Your plan is either really stupid or absolutely brilliant.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
It's brilliant in it's stupidity,pawn.
Yes, who could have predicted Oleg flunking out? Odds were greatly in favor of secksual harassment... :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
There is still something I can do. I can make an appeal for retroactive withdrawal from the courses that I failed. If my appeal is not denied, I'll be able to prevent being dismissed from the college. If it's denied, then it's bye bye Kansas... I also have to think about the fact that I won't be able to receive federal or state grants anymore even if they don't dismiss me. I'll be forced to take out loans... This situation is so fucked up and I am a fucking loser. I've always been a loser...
Every day I wake up and ask myself why I am different and not like everybody else. There is no answer to this question... Oh God, why did you bring me into this world? Dear God, please answer me...
DngrMs, take a look at this article: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/30/ed...s-in-math.html . Hopefully, reading this article will convince you that the word "math" exists in English.
He was drawing a distinction between European and American English, you dopey mong-a-long. It bemuses me that your misfiring synapses get so fixated on something so comparatively tame when all the other insults (you are the butt of all jokes in this lounge, after all) breeze past you like a gentle zephyr.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
He fucking knows it exists in the language, twat.
Oh, I see. Well, in that case, you should have more respect for American English, DngrMs. I believe it's more popular than any other form of English.
Yeah, we should have more respect for that paedophile Michael Jackson too. He was the most popular of all the Jacksons.
I have no respect for Michael Jackson.
You love him, you freako.
He's a fucking child molester; I am sure that any person who has some form of decency left in him despises Michael.
It was Macaulay Culkin's fault. Did you see how he was dressed? :no:
Certainly explains a lot though.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
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Still there's a lot to be said for being a molested as a child,drug addicted,skeletal ex-child star.:mellow:
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Tabloid genius.
Addicted to heroin & prescription meds, Macaulay Culkin has
SIX MONTHS TO LIVE
-fear pals
So they were being entirely truthful excepting for the fact that by "pals" they meant people who have had little to no actual contact with him.
Addicted to weed and booze chalice is going to die
eventually
News just in from the cunt...
Something had to give. As of Monday last, owing to a particularly vindictive onset of the bad brain aids, I have consumed no alcohol, marijuana or tobacco. I've invested in nicotine patches, an electronic cigarette and a sturdy pair of walking shoes. I've been dragging my eight year old out on unprecedented and rigorous hikes, eating strange fruit and vegetables, and staring blankly into the middle distance in something akin to meditation.
I've just this morning attended an eye exam to ensure that I have the correct visual prosthetic for the ten driving lessons I block booked just yesterday. I've shaved off my beard, just ten minutes ago, as it happens. Sleep has been difficult, but the clarity of mind I'm achieving thus far is encouraging and almost pleasurable. I almost think I might make it.
True story.
Disclaimer: When I say 'strange fruit', I do not mean recently lynched black people or Olegl.
I hear that cheers Macky up, too. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Yeah, but in his case it's eight year olds, as opposed to one eight year old.
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Originally Posted by OlegL
If the Americans had MORE RESPECT for OUR language, they wouldn't have fucking changed it in the first place. The simple fact that 'maths' has been changed to 'math' in the US is proof that we should have issued a license for those pesky Yanks to use our language.
Besides, the fact that more people speak English, excepting Chinese, is testament of how popular our language is. After all, not many Yanks speak French, German, Spanish or Dutch as a primary language (well, maybe Spanish and a little French).
Am I close?
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And it totally doesn't have anything to do with conquering the most territory either.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
What's that saying I'm trying to remember? "The sun never sets on the Finnish Empire".
Fucking warmongering Finns.
You're so right, as usual. You are very perceptive, aren't you.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
People feel honoured to speak English. Thousands of Vietnamese wanted to speak English, and smoke Camel cigarettes. The pinnacle of their life will be if they can live the American Dream, which is to own a big house, drive a large car, smoke Camel cigarettes, and have a buxom blonde movie star on their arm. Sadly, hardly any succeed in achieving this dream, instead working in fast food restaurants and being targeted by pro white cops who see anyone who isn't pure white as being a terrorist suspect.
Millions of women have to have their breasts removed, but only Angelina Jolie gets the opportunity to brag about it.
That should have been punctuated with a question mark ,so yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoXYou're so right, as usual. You are very perceptive, aren't you.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I've also noticed that you have no sense of humour which Goddamn my overly developed sense of perception,I wish I could ignore.:(
Fuck you.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
:)Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegLWhat?Quote:
Originally Posted by DngrMs
I'm desperately sorry I missed this thread now, it was a bit of a 'fire and forget' because I assumed the OP couldn't read. You all handled it so eloquently though, I'm impressed.
Some of the highlights for me:
The "New York" Times. Very authoritative source on proper English that is, yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
American spelling is an unnecessary bastardisation of English brought about by lazy, uneducated, ignorant writing; what exists to respect in that?Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
And you were all so patient with him... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by chalice
More from the Golden Chalice.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
That pretty much says it all.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
Ignorance, awareness, defensiveness and defeat. Poetic.
Today I submitted all the documents pertaining to my appeal request. Let's hope they won't deny my petition for retroactive withdrawal or else I am fucked.
Seems you can concentrate on petition paperwork...Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
I got that too.:mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeSeems you can concentrate on petition paperwork...Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
If OlgeL would put in half the effort on his schoolwork as he does trying to extract himself from the trouble caused by not studying then he'd probably be the smartest spastic on the planet.
:lol: Perhaps Ars can work up an award for Oleg with his mad nerd skillz.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
If they accept my petition, I will study hard in the fall.
Ironically OlegL copy/pasted this from June 2012.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
No matter how hard you study, you just can't turn a ho into a housewife.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL