Jojosalami, let's become friends again (Warning: nonindicative thread title)

I don't have contempt for anyone except maybe those who assume they know what my true intentions are.:)

Edit : Also the Jews and Blacks and the poor and fat people and nerds and bankers but that goes without saying.:)

Edit: Forgot hunters.I hate those heartless bastards.

Mjmacky is starting to piss me off too.

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Originally Posted by shipwreck

Serious about hating your guts. But you seem to prefer being poked in the eye with that pink dildoblue and white striped, Gaultier 'Le Male' -like shaped anal beads instead.

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:snooty:

Orange is the new black.

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Originally Posted by shipwreck

Serious about hating your guts. But you seem to prefer being poked in the eye with that pink dildo instead.

What I'm basically trying to say is that instead of focusing your hatred on one individual, you probably should just do a suicide bombing (TERROR AL-QAEDA HIZBOLLAH HAMAS PIKACHU OSAMA YOUR MAMA OBAMA /NSA)

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I am not sure what to make of what you said to me. You said that most people on this board hate my guts, but you also mentioned sex toys, which I find a bit odd... But, anyway... let's change the subject of the conversation. Let's talk about the fact that it's already after 7 pm on the East Coast.

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Originally Posted by shipwreck

Orange is the new black.

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Thumbs are the new anal bead. :shifty:

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Originally Posted by shipwreck

(TERROR AL-QAEDA HIZBOLLAH HAMAS PIKACHU OSAMA YOUR MAMA OBAMA /NSA)

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Don't waste the NSA's budget attracting them to some wank thread on a forum, just replace your current search engine with this.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Mjmacky is starting to piss me off too.

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Redundant since I'm a poor nerd who is probably fat.

shipwreck, despite the things you told me, I still want to understand the message JoJo tried to convey to me by making this post:

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Originally Posted by jojosalami

1) You're either truly self centered and believe that whatever negative action people carry out around you has to be done in order to belittle or humiliate you, in which case, why the heck don't you pick up on it when people make fun of you to your face? Also, in which case - do you truly believe I'm trying to humiliate you? If the answer to that is no (which it has to be if you're a sane individual and can read into situations the right way), then the logical conclusion is that this is your poaching for more sympathy from people, this time by turning me into a villain. Congratulations, you're a psychopath.

2) Or you're a person that can't actually take up responsibility for your actions. I simply regurgitated the truth. If you somehow find that your previous action (which happened one day before I posted) somehow humiliates you by being brought out in front of people - then why do it in the first place? You acknowledge something you did is stupid, and in certain cases humiliating, so you either did it because you want the sympathy of those that want to believe you're absolutely retarded, or you're looking for the sympathy of people who will (once again) side with you once Valerio (or someone else) decides to flip out on you again. Congratulations, you're a sociopath.

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Shipwreck, please read this post and try to explain to me what JoJo meant when he wrote it. Please!!

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Mjmacky is starting to piss me off too.

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Redundant since I'm a poor nerd who is probably fat.

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Do you like donuts and cookies more than you like being able to walk down the street and not be made the butt of cruel jokes by teenage girls and small children?
If you answered yes to the above you are probably fat.

Or possibly a Jew.

[QUOTE=OlegL;3708210]

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Originally Posted by shipwreck

Let's talk about the fact that it's already after 7 pm on the East Coast.

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I think you pretty much just exhausted all that needed to be said about that topic.:mellow:

Not wait,geez it's getting dark early now.OK that's about it.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

shipwreck, despite the things you told me, I still want to understand the message JoJo tried to convey to me by making this post:

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Originally Posted by jojosalami

1) You're either truly self centered and believe that whatever negative action people carry out around you has to be done in order to belittle or humiliate you, in which case, why the heck don't you pick up on it when people make fun of you to your face? Also, in which case - do you truly believe I'm trying to humiliate you? If the answer to that is no (which it has to be if you're a sane individual and can read into situations the right way), then the logical conclusion is that this is your poaching for more sympathy from people, this time by turning me into a villain. Congratulations, you're a psychopath.

2) Or you're a person that can't actually take up responsibility for your actions. I simply regurgitated the truth. If you somehow find that your previous action (which happened one day before I posted) somehow humiliates you by being brought out in front of people - then why do it in the first place? You acknowledge something you did is stupid, and in certain cases humiliating, so you either did it because you want the sympathy of those that want to believe you're absolutely retarded, or you're looking for the sympathy of people who will (once again) side with you once Valerio (or someone else) decides to flip out on you again. Congratulations, you're a sociopath.

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Shipwreck, please read this post and try to explain to me what JoJo meant when he wrote it. Please!!

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Well, he's basically saying that you're a cunt, just with more fancy words and stuff.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I think you pretty much just exhausted all that needed to be said about that topic.:mellow:

Not wait,geez it's getting dark early now.OK that's about it.

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No, it was 7PM and time for Oleg to transform metamorphise into Olega- Downtown New York's Most Flamboyant Cross Dressing Prostitute

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Originally Posted by OlegL

shipwreck, despite the things you told me, I still want to understand the message JoJo tried to convey to me by making this post:



Shipwreck, please read this post and try to explain to me what JoJo meant when he wrote it. Please!!

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Well, he's basically saying that you're a cunt, just with more fancy words and stuff.

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"Fancy" words? This is not the type of writing I would call "fancy", but maybe you are right and it is fancy.

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Originally Posted by shipwreck

Well, he's basically saying that you're a cunt, just with more fancy words and stuff.

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So, shipwreck, let me ask you this again, are you absolutely certain he wasn't trying to put some deep meaning into what he was writing? He was just trying to tell me that I was a cunt?

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Originally Posted by shipwreck

Well, he's basically saying that you're a cunt, just with more fancy words and stuff.

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"Fancy" words? This is not the type of writing I would call "fancy", but maybe you are right and it is fancy.

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We could always make a poll to find out whether the majority thinks that Oleg is a a cunt, a troll, or whether his elevator simply doesn't go to the top floor?

.... or whether his elevator simply doesn't go to the top floor?

.... where ever it goes... I'd take the stairs...:yup:

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Originally Posted by OlegL

So, shipwreck, let me ask you this again, are you absolutely certain he wasn't trying to put some deep meaning into what he was writing? He was just trying to tell me that I was a cunt?

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Being a cunt can be indefinitely deep. There is no limit to one's cuntishness. If you were a dick, you'd get bored about milking this subject like a cow after a while, but you apparently don't. Hence you're a cunt.

Okay.

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Originally Posted by Artemis

We could always make a poll to find out whether the majority thinks that Oleg is a a cunt, a troll, or whether his elevator simply doesn't go to the top floor?

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Don't rule out cunt, troll, elevator man of a one-story building.

I sometimes don't get your jokes, people.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I sometimes don't get your jokes, people.

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I can't speak for other people but a lot of my comedy is physical so it doesn't translate well.

Artemis, I have a question for you. As far as I remember, you called rejectofAllah a narcissist. Do you truly believe he suffers from narcissistic personality disorder or do you think his behavior might be similar to that of a narcissist, but he's not actually a narcissist?

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Artemis, I have a question for you. As far as I remember, you called rejectofAllah a narcissist. Do you truly believe he suffers from narcissistic personality disorder or do you think his behavior might be similar to that of a narcissist, but he's not actually a narcissist?

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I believe that RejectofAllah had a horrible golfing accident, and that we shouldn't speak ill of the dead. :blink:

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I believe that RejectofAllah had a horrible golfing accident, and that we shouldn't speak ill of the dead. :blink:

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Not entirely true. His body is still alive, and his rectum is being used to test condoms on AIDS infected monkeys.


@Oleg- That was a joke. They don't put condoms on the AIDS infected monkeys. :no:

In related news: Darthy has finally received employment mopping up the room and hosing off RoA once a week.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Artemis, I have a question for you. As far as I remember, you called rejectofAllah a narcissist. Do you truly believe he suffers from narcissistic personality disorder or do you think his behavior might be similar to that of a narcissist, but he's not actually a narcissist?

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I believe that RejectofAllah had a horrible golfing accident, and that we shouldn't speak ill of the dead. :blink:

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Okay.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Artemis, I have a question for you. As far as I remember, you called rejectofAllah a narcissist. Do you truly believe he suffers from narcissistic personality disorder or do you think his behavior might be similar to that of a narcissist, but he's not actually a narcissist?

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Art ,I'm fairly certain that this is OlegL attempting to give you a straight answer on whether he's a troll or not.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Artemis, I have a question for you. As far as I remember, you called rejectofAllah a narcissist. Do you truly believe he suffers from narcissistic personality disorder or do you think his behavior might be similar to that of a narcissist, but he's not actually a narcissist?

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Who are you? You are not Olegl. That much is obvious, simply because Olegl cannot string together a coherent sentence. So, who are you?

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Artemis, I have a question for you. As far as I remember, you called rejectofAllah a narcissist. Do you truly believe he suffers from narcissistic personality disorder or do you think his behavior might be similar to that of a narcissist, but he's not actually a narcissist?

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Who are you? You are not Olegl. That much is obvious, simply because Olegl cannot string together a coherent sentence. So, who are you?

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Well, I just want to understand what people mean when they say certain things. Jojosalami called me a sociopath, and Artemis called rejectofAllah a narcissist. According to shipwreck, jojosalami thinks I am a cunt, but doesn't really think I am a sociopath. I asked Artemis if he really believed rejectofAllah was a narcissist, but I think he avoided answering my question.

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Who are you? You are not Olegl. That much is obvious, simply because Olegl cannot string together a coherent sentence. So, who are you?

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Well, I just want to understand what people mean when they say certain things. Jojosalami called me a sociopath, and Artemis called rejectofAllah a narcissist. According to shipwreck, jojosalami thinks I am a cunt, but doesn't really think I am a sociopath. I asked Artemis if he really believed rejectofAllah was a narcissist, but I think he avoided answering my question.

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And people say you aren't perceptive, Oleg, well pshaw to that I say.

Art must have incorporated Tai Chi (or was that Chai Tea) into his life during his long absence. :O

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Art must have incorporated Tai Chi (or was that Chai Tea) into his life during his long absence. :O

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You should be one of the first to recognize that Art has been playing with little plastic, amber containers.

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Art must have incorporated Tai Chi (or was that Chai Tea) into his life during his long absence. :O

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You should be one of the first to recognize that Art has been playing with little plastic, amber containers.

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Just lost my doctor. :sadwalk:

Not sure if my drug-induced catatonia will be allowed to continue. Must find shady, real-life friends renewable drug suppliers...

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Just lost my doctor. :sadwalk:

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Well, don't have what he's having then.

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Just lost my doctor. :sadwalk:

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Well, don't have what he's having then.

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Seems she could not stand the new contract terms they were offering. She'll either do volunteer work at a local clinic, or retire. I suspect ObamaScare is to blame. Like everything else here (US), politics and big money prevent any kind of positive changes to take place.

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Well, don't have what he's having then.

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:drummer:

Seems she could not stand the new contract terms they were offering. She'll either do volunteer work at a local clinic, or retire. I suspect ObamaScare is to blame. Like everything else here (US), politics and big money prevent any kind of positive changes to take place.

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You're just living in the wrong state at this particular time (as am I). The right state would be Xianggang

Iz cool.

Give it a century or so, and the chinese will own the entire country, anyways.

I hear the healthcare is so advanced that you can purchase people from poorer areas for spare parts. Damn, that would be handy.

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I hear the healthcare is so advanced that you can purchase people from poorer areas for spare parts. Damn, that would be handy.

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Wouldn't you end up with poorer parts? :blink: