If I lose my virginity, how will I become different as a person?

you're wrong, i'm tellin' ya.

Will you all stop going on about hunches, you know it hurts Oleg's feelings. :blink:

Who gives a shit? :D

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Who gives a shit? :D

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Well, the hunch back does, as he was persecuted for his hunch.

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... you know it hurts Oleg's feelings. :blink:

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You just made that up as well.

Lying really becoming sort of a problem for you isn't it?

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... you know it hurts Oleg's feelings. :blink:

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You just made that up as well.

Lying really becoming sort of a problem for you isn't it?

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Lying has never been a problem for me. :idunno:

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... you know it hurts Oleg's feelings. :blink:

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You just made that up as well.

Lying really becoming sort of a problem for you isn't it?

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Oleg humped my leg once. :idunno:

So, Emergence of Modern Literature is one of the classes I took this semester. We are supposed to write an essay that "discusses a specific way in which the text portrays or makes an intervention in our ideas about human agency and social determinism. In other words, if the text had a philosophy about individualism and society, what do you think it would be?"
The text is Sonnet 116 by William Shakespeare. You can read it here: http://www.shakespeare-online.com/sonnets/116.html
My rough draft for the essay looks like this:

"According to William Shakespeare, love is eternal and never changing. It transcends social boundaries and is the highest form of human experience. He believes that if other people prove that he's wrong about what constitutes love, it would mean he never actually wrote the poem. Only true minds can experience true love, according to him, so he feels there is no need to talk about those people who are incapable of experiencing true love. He believes an individual can decide for himself whether he experienced true love or not. In Shakespeare's days, people often got married not because they loved each other, but because they were forced into marriage. Shakespeare revolts against (the?) dominant society by writing this poem."

So, as I said, this is my rough draft. I wanted to show it to you because I am not sure if I became completely brain-dead or my brain can still function. Do you think I'll be able to pass that class if I put some effort into studying?

I think that Shakespeare is simply saying that the word "love" is often used but rarely meant.

As to how that relates to human agency and social determinism?
Methinks that yon professor is a bit too full of himself and should simply enjoy the poem instead of trying to dissect it .Of course then he'd have to get a real job and actually work for a living so not much hope in that ever happening.

But then I've always favoured Kipling.

Some times, what is, is, and there is no reason to go in to the depth of meaning, just take the meaning as is. Some people do too much analysing, trying to determine the meaning of 'is', instead of just applying 'is' in its purest state.

I think you have a good start with,
"love is eternal and never changing. It transcends social boundaries and is the highest form of human experience."
But I would add that shakespeare has personified love as an entity unto itself apart from human experience... When one understands what true love is, then and only then can one enter into its unique and abiding presence... when it is qualified, measured or defined, it is
no longer love but tainted by our feeble attempt to attain and trap it... anyways... something like that...

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I think you have a good start with,
"love is eternal and never changing. It transcends social boundaries and is the highest form of human experience."
But I would add that shakespeare has personified love as an entity unto itself apart from human experience... When one understands what true love is, then and only then can one enter into its unique and abiding presence... when it is qualified, measured or defined, it is
no longer love but tainted by our feeble attempt to attain and trap it... anyways... something like that...

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Now Oleg'll have to explain why he says, "anyways... something like that..." in his paper. Good going.

I ... err... um... Oh shit! Sorry Ollie...

But more to the point, you don't have to be in love to lose your virginity. :naughty:

My self-esteem is so low. I am afraid I won't be able to pass this class.

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Weren't you studying Computer Science, by the way? :unsure:

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Yes, but this course is a part of the Core Curriculum; everyone is required to take and pass Core courses... Oh, dear God, help me get a degree, please...

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Yes, but this course is a part of the Core Curriculum; everyone is required to take and pass Core courses... Oh, dear God, help me get a degree, please...

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I asked via PM, and Chalice says, "fuck off no". :idunno:

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Don't worry OlegL, nature has a way of compensating for shortcomings.

For example, while your self esteem may be hitting the floor, my self esteem is sky high. See how nature compensates.

So, because nature has made your a worthless runt, to compensate, nature has made me a worthwhile being respected by many.

So don't worry. There is always light at the tunnel, and you can take solace in the fact that just because you are a failure, someone else is at the opposite end of the scale.


A message to all those other useless fuckwits out there. For every fuckwit and retard, there is someone to balance the stupidity with their intelligence.

Lol

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Don't worry OlegL, nature has a way of compensating for shortcomings.

For example, while your self esteem may be hitting the floor, my self esteem is sky high. See how nature compensates.

So, because nature has made your a worthless runt, to compensate, nature has made me a worthwhile being respected by many.

So don't worry. There is always light at the tunnel, and you can take solace in the fact that just because you are a failure, someone else is at the opposite end of the scale.


A message to all those other useless fuckwits out there. For every fuckwit and retard, there is someone to balance the stupidity with their intelligence.

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I bathe in the warm glow of your magnificence :wank:

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Don't worry OlegL, nature has a way of compensating for shortcomings.

For example, while your self esteem may be hitting the floor, my self esteem is sky high. See how nature compensates.

So, because nature has made your a worthless runt, to compensate, nature has made me a worthwhile being respected by many.

So don't worry. There is always light at the tunnel, and you can take solace in the fact that just because you are a failure, someone else is at the opposite end of the scale.


A message to all those other useless fuckwits out there. For every fuckwit and retard, there is someone to balance the stupidity with their intelligence.

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I bathe in the warm glow of your magnificence :wank:

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:lol: Where FoX sees "opposite end of the spectrum", we see "other end of the rubber dong"...

I would suggest you forget about this happening. Once you get laid, you'll want it on a regular basis, and what are the odds that you'll find other unconscious women in the middle of a deserted street.

Please don't even suggest that Oleg and I may be related by genetics!

I like to think that evolution divided, and Oleg was on one leg of evolution (the failure leg), and I was on the other leg (those that achieve).

Didn't Darwin draw up some document about evolution, and how the weaker of the species dies off to make way for the more powerful, or 'survival of the fittest' as some would put it.

Mind you, we have our leaders to blame for all the weaklings surviving. It is now illegal to terminate the worthless scum that occupies valuable air space, and whole countries, such as the US, will go to war, wasting countless lives, to prove that worthless scum have a right to live.

It always reminds me of the film, 'Saving Private Ryan', where a whole lot of people die just to save the life of one. And how did he repay them? He went on to make the Bourne Trilogy, and numerous other films.

So, why waste the lives of countless soldiers to defend someone who, by their own stupidity, has become a target themselves. Only the stupid die, unless they are Oleg, in which case they survive to remind us that they are a blight on our once proud planet.

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TheFox, I like the way you express your thoughts. You always write with such eloquence.
:)

Oleg, i just got a line on a butt load of roofies. Send me some cash, I'll send you some, and your women problems will be over. Easy Peasy.

I usually roofy a bitch once a year(or whenever that "craving" hits), so it's really no big deal. Just get your business done quickly and then dump her somewhere, that way there's no worries on your part.

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People who say they can and people who say they can't are both usually right.:)

I learnt that from a guy who died in a tragic hang gliding accident. :)

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This sounds like a Bruce Willis moment in that film, The Sixth Sense. Either you see dead people, or you are dead and don't even know it.

girls are yucky ... just pay with your star trek toys & you will live much longer

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Most girls prefer cash. Besides, if someone does take star trek toys as payment for goods or services, he'll have to go out and buy some more star trek toys to sell.

I wanna fucking get laid!!

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Well, you'll need a big strapping homosexual if you wanna fucking, because they are the masters of arse fucking.

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get laid!!

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That will come naturally after you have had your arse shagged.

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Clearly I don't pay attention to anything written here but he has been endlessly going on about wanting to get a lad,hasn't he?

The real irony is that if he put as much effort into getting laid as he does into posting that he wants to get laid, he would have probably been laid by now.

He has so much enthusiasm describing how awful his life is, that if he channelled that enthusiasm into something constructive, such as studying, he would be successful by now.

It is ironic that he has excelled at being a loser, when he could have channelled his enthusiasm into something else, and excelled at something meaningful instead.

What a waste...

Girlfriend trouble part 1,2345.... We're a better read, at least he tried asking girls out, and cheated on one or two, not that I encourage that sort of behaviour or would go out of my way to read these teen help threads.

Girlsharingtalk.

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It ain't happening unless you pay for it. So if you're not down with that then I would just give up hope. Just giving up feels very liberating. I do it all the time.

Anyways, i hate to burst your bubble like that, but somebody here must be honest with you...

Oleg, I found a resource that is guaranteed to get you laid. Check it out:
http://www.nyxclusive.com

yea it will change your orientation about women and would equally be an eye opener in relating with women in an amazing way.

I sure hope my posting of some shitty link is not responsible for this twit's appearance.