And 2 baskets of Garlic Bread .... And Ceasar Salad for 2 (made right at your table) .. Fuck if you are going to break the laws of the Torah ... Might as well go all the way right:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by teflon05
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And 2 baskets of Garlic Bread .... And Ceasar Salad for 2 (made right at your table) .. Fuck if you are going to break the laws of the Torah ... Might as well go all the way right:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by teflon05
Keep up Meg ...Don't fuck up the ju ju ok:whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeI back this religion, naturally. Probably Druids, or somesuch. Doesn't matter, rings of the One True God.Quote:
Originally Posted by teflon05
Die heretics!!!!!!!!
We are talking Lobsters not Duck pate or Goose liver ;)
I've just thought of another one. OJ, or Orange Jews. Yummy.
Oh, and don't worry about Idol. He keeps his options open, just in case he needs to jump ship.
Is it out of your system now??Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
Now go back to writing something constructive again... It does show the better side of your talents :yup:
I heard the new Star Wars movie is going to introduce a new character...Quote:
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For the time being. You never know when I might revisit...Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
Thank for the reprieve Fox , it is much appreciated ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoXFor the time being. You never know when I might revisit...Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
Oh great!! Another Putz I have to deal with :noes:Quote:
Originally Posted by teflon05
Idol....... sic em!!:dog:
If You can type it with invisible letters ..... You will not be hurting my feelings:yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
She didn't get lips like that from suckin on bananas. She's probably a real smegma fan also :sick:
Smegma only occurs if you don't wash, you dirty boy. Good to see you back, Teff, even if you are dirty.
I was more interested in all of her sexy talk before I noticed the Herpes on her left-side of her mouth. maybe you could pick a pro-turtleneck champion who could avoid diseases around her mouth. Or maybe that just cums with the topic. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Diseases make life interesting.
The last one was not popular with audiences...Quote:
Originally Posted by teflon05
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Thanks...& yeah, just like herpes, I'm back again.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
And, It gets washed....Occasionally.
They also help with the overpopulation problem. If it wasn't for those damn pro vaccine people...Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
JewJew Binks? I loved that guy...Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I think I saw a Law and Order on that vaccine shit...It was a Special Victims UnitQuote:
Originally Posted by teflon05
In Canada it is mandatory you get all the shots .... If not your kids will be escorted out of the school.....
And they are starting young these days , not that I would have anything to do with that :whistling
I think the regulations vary from state to state here in the US, but I think they're trying to push through a federal regulation to require kids to be vaccinated before they can attend public schools.
I'm in Pennsylvania in the US, and I'm pretty sure that parents here already have to provide proof of vaccinations before enrollment in public schools.
Things got out of hand when anti-vaxers :frusty: started going online and spreading word how to subvert and abuse the requirements for vaccinations at schools. :angry:Quote:
Originally Posted by teflon05
Yep. For all the good things on and about the internet, that is one things that pisses me off. It gives a voice to dumb-asses like that, who otherwise wouldn't be heard, except by those unfortunate enough to be in their proximity.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
You have the best golf course in the world in my opinion right at your door:yahoo:Quote:
Originally Posted by teflon05
Been to your neck of the woods twice for the US OPEN
You got any connections to get on there?? Will be your best friend and let you drive the cart;)
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Well my kids have had them all .... And some are Good ....... And some are Better ...... I guess:idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeThings got out of hand when anti-vaxers :frusty: started going online and spreading word how to subvert and abuse the requirements for vaccinations at schools. :angry:Quote:
Originally Posted by teflon05
Didn't you watch that Law and Order SVU .... Olivia's kid almost died because a radical mother lied on the form and didn't have her kid vaccinated ..... So good or bad who really knows .... Unless it is your kid....And to be honest I would not want to find out the hard way...:yup:
And my wife takes care of that shit , so whatever she says goes......
In the cart that picks up the range balls? :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
Knowing that this movement has caused others to suffer severe illnesses (deaths?) makes me want them to experience that pain.Quote:
Originally Posted by teflon05Yep. For all the good things on and about the internet, that is one things that pisses me off. It gives a voice to dumb-asses like that, who otherwise wouldn't be heard, except by those unfortunate enough to be in their proximity.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
My son has a weakened immune system from having Down's. We get almost everything that goes around in his public school. These illnesses tend to jump from him to at least one other family member. The thought of some stupid cunt thinking she's clever by bypassing school vaccination rules makes my blood BOIL like nothing else. No accountability for these fuckheads, either.
I second that!!Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeKnowing that this movement has caused others to suffer severe illnesses (deaths?) makes me want them to experience that pain.Quote:
Originally Posted by teflon05
My son has a weakened immune system from having Down's. We get almost everything that goes around in his public school. These illnesses tend to jump from him to at least one other family member. The thought of some stupid cunt thinking she's clever by bypassing school vaccination rules makes my blood BOIL like nothing else. No accountability for these fuckheads, either.
My neighbour is big into sports and especially golf.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
He just got back from Chicago for the Stanley Cup.He went in a group with Andrew Shaw's father and got to go to his house, sit in the family box , attend the practice and schlep with the players in the family lounge.
Now he's leaving on Friday to go the US Open which will complete his quadrumvirate of seeing all the majors at least once. While there he's also going to a Mariners game.
Sucks to be him,right?
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Smart Ass!!
And you really have friends??:idunno: When did this Happen??
And your friend is a lucky guy...
I still play golf , but not as much as I use too , and in my years I have played some amazing golf courses all around , but when you see the setup on a PGA event course , it is like day and night for every day golfers. As you would probably know Glen Abbey in Toronto is one of the well known golf courses for the Canadian Open , and I have played it before the Open and after the open (there exact setup and when they had it at Angus Glen as well). You really get a perspective on how spoiled these guys really are , yes it is tougher to score on , but it is immaculate as the golf course can get , and I can tell you it is the purest and best way to play golf..
But in my travels seeing and walking golf courses (even know you don't like golf it is great to walk around ) , any US open course just blows away anything we can offer..
And going to the Hawks cup game must have been a blast for your friend , that is memories for a lifetime meeting players and shit!!..
And it would be even more fun to see them live tonight winning the cup (My daughters rooting for that!! Loves Toews )
It is a great experience seeing when teams or players in any sport win a trophy or cup (Any PGA event now 1st place is over a million dollars)
And after walking Oakmont (total private and capped on membership), this would be a dream to play as well as Augusta National (Masters)
And both courses the setup is not changed for every day members (huge budget to maintain courses) , you just need a lower handicap (letter signed by your Pro ) to play the tees the PGA players play from.
Teflon is a lucky guy to have a course like in his neighborhood (that is he golfs and knows someone to get him on to play)..
Highly implausible scenario.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
1. Too steep to climb.
2. Poor cell reception.
3. Even worse, nearly impossible to get a good mixed drink.
4. Golf ball keeps rolling down hill.
5. Since Sherpas went Union, they won't carry nearly enough of wife's baggage.
6. The Greenbergs are vacationing in the Hamptons this summer, why must you always make us look bad?!!!
Yeah the thing that doesn't translate well to TV is how much slope some of the courses and especially the greens have.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
As for courses he says that Augusta is unbelievably well maintained, even landscaped with flowers under the trees and ridiculous shit like that.
Personally I prefer the links style courses or seaside ones like Pebble Beach. Less gentrified,more war zonish.
One of the plot points in Jurassic World is that for no apparent reason people's cell phones and ever army style radios stop getting reception at crucial points int the movie after apparently working flawlessly for years up to that point.:ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I mean like seriously how difficult would it have been to just have them broken or lost or something remotely plausible?
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Originally Posted by megabytemeHighly implausible scenario.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
1. Too steep to climb. - Charter a Chopper
2. Poor cell reception. - Donated money (got a tax receipt) to use Nasa's satellite in the earths atmosphere SAT PHONE
3. Even worse, nearly impossible to get a good mixed drink. - Brought caterers in separate chopper (tax receipt!!)
4. Golf ball keeps rolling down hill. - Brought dozens and ones hit bad got the caddy to climb up and down to retrieve them
5. Since Sherpas went Union, they won't carry nearly enough of wife's baggage.- Can always find help (legal or not)
6. The Greenbergs are vacationing in the Hamptons this summer, why must you always make us look bad?!!!- The new nouveau riche thing to do , and people will follow
Were they all using iPhones? :OQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Money solves all of life's little problems. Or so I've heard... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by shainabetterQuote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
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That may be but when you have no actual problems then rich people create their own like needing six bathrooms when they only have five.:blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I think they were using whichever ones the studio was getting paid to promote. :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeWere they all using iPhones? :OQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Your right .... Even know the 6th bathroom will include a wet/dry sauna , heat/cooled toilet and floors , heated towel racks ... Shit that is a lot of problems to have er think about??:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787That may be but when you have no actual problems then rich people create their own like needing six bathrooms when they only have five.:blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Idol
Shit like that can ruin my day and cause a huge crisis in the world........
Money keeps the family together ..... sure...Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeMoney solves all of life's little problems. Or so I've heard... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by shaina
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Now take away the money and see what family is left ?? Hmmmmm.....
The only way to know is not having it in the first place , then you see the difference ....