Every time I see a new Madea movie is making money, I start thinking movie theater shootings aren't such a bad thing... :no:
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Every time I see a new Madea movie is making money, I start thinking movie theater shootings aren't such a bad thing... :no:
Vodka with Lemon-Aid with a splash of Club Soda works great when you run out of Smirnoff ICE:whistling
Does that go well with your white wine spritzers?Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
No... But I can tell you I do prefer drinking Smirnoff's than drinking beer, it is a lot more calories because of the sugar, but a lot of beers seem to give me a headache during and afterwards, plus most beers taste like shit or they are an acquired taste. After 3 or 4 Ice's they just taste like refreshing Lemon Aid on a hot summer day :whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by SkizDoes that go well with your white wine spritzers?Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
Plus I have never shot 78 on the golf course drinking beers, but drinking over 11 Smirnoff's, I have broken 80 quite a few times on many different golf courses:yup:
What the fuck is Lemon Aid. :blink:
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Originally Posted by Something Else
Lemonade.... Sorry bad spelling:whistling
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Oh. Right. You Merkins are menthol.
JewMerkin. It's like Jamaican, but without any of the cool. :no:
So Tea with Lemmon Is not your traditional drink Dickhead??:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
And lets not forget warm piss beer right:noes:
I'm not even sure where to start with that. Your self-pwnage is astounding.
Over 11? Who the fuck says that? Did you drink 12 or not? And considering Smirnoff has 5.5% abv, that's like drinking 20 beers.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
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Originally Posted by Something Else
Save the lemons!!!
What do we want? Lemon equality. When do we want it? Now!!!
Each year over 20 million lemons go hungry. Are you going to let that happen in America?!!!
"AFRTH merthyeeee poorndew lemooooons!"- Bob Dylan
I once drank 32 beers in about three hours.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkizOver 11? Who the fuck says that? Did you drink 12 or not? And considering Smirnoff has 5.5% abv, that's like drinking 20 beers.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
I remember standing in the middle of a campfire and someone telling me I should move and very little else.
Btw that bit about alcohol being highly flammable.Total bullshit.
I suggest things will work out better for you if next time you just tell him to fuck off.Quote:
Originally Posted by shainaQuote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
Lemonade.... Sorry bad spelling:whistling
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On one hand, we get that his speeling sucks. On the other, some of it can be pretty funny. :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I suggest things will work out better for you if next time you just tell him to fuck off.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
Kinda reminds me of the recent Cerebral Palsy kid crossing the marathon finish line- you know only the evil bastards were laughing. :yup:
Source: Evil Bastard Club of 'Merika Gold Star Member
Fuck off.
I see Canadia has a franchise, as well. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Well, it is like Band Aid, but instead of raising awareness for the multitudes of starving on the African continent, this is raising awareness of the plight of Lemons, which could become an endangered fruit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
Besides, if you suck a lemon, you'll need Lemon Aid to help take the bitterness away.
Oh I see. So it's some kind of Lemon Party promotion thing.
I prefer to think of myself as an independent owner/operator.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeI see Canadia has a franchise, as well. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
:wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I once drank 32 beers in about three hours.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
I remember standing in the middle of a campfire and someone telling me I should move and very little else.
Btw that bit about alcohol being highly flammable.Total bullshit.
I could drink like a fish in college. Massive amounts. I even completed to 100/100 once. (100 shots of beer in 100 minutes; trust me its tougher than it sounds)
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Originally Posted by SkizOver 11? Who the fuck says that? Did you drink 12 or not? And considering Smirnoff has 5.5% abv, that's like drinking 20 beers.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
Not Canadian beer:whistling
11 in my belly putting on 18 with 12 sitting in the cart for the ride back to the clubhouse , sorry I didn't explain with greater detail:whistling
[QUOTE=Skiz;3772089]I didn't tell that story for people to be impressed:idunno: , or even get a congratulations :whistling. I was just explaining the differences I have from drinking Smirnoff Ice and drinking Beer.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
And I don't do that every time I play golf (but it is close to that amount), and it is my preference of drink on a nice sunny day on the course.
For instance... Tomorrow I am teeing off at 6.30am, and while I am cleaning my clubs in the garage at 5am, I will be having at least 3 Smirnoff's then. Now in Canada they do not serve liquor until 11am, which means I will have 5 more bottles in my bag, plus a cold water bottle full of vodka and lemonade(I hold the club soda), which will have 12oz of vodka, and a splash of lemonade to add the flavor I am looking for..(and if my back gets sore I will throw in a Percocet as well)
So after my round and relaxing in my hot tub for a few hours, then I will have a nap, and after all of that I, will post my score and my cash winnings here for anybody that is interested to see..
PS. Idol..... I would take your advice about Something Else, but really what good would it do?? Some people think they are smarter than the rest of the world and end up cutting grass, or become landscapers. All I can say is good luck, and try to be pleasant.
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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
And I also add vodka.... :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
When you speak to people there is no spelling mistakes.... That is my preference. And the new generations today have no idea how to have a live conversation, everything is texted and typed into some sort of machine. They can be at a the same house or party and instead of talking to each other they I message or text...(abbreviations and there own language)Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Verbal skills have gone to the toilet....That's what makes me an old Dinosaur today!!!!
That is how I read your posts. I have a strong feeling I would be able to pick you out of about 4 or 5 people talking, all of whom I've never heard speak before. You write the way you pronounce.Quote:
Originally Posted by shainaWhen you speak to people there is no spelling mistakes.... That is my preference.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Truth be told, I prefer to write since it gives me time to edit and clarify. Speech does not afford that luxury.
Carrion, mi frend. :D
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Originally Posted by megabytemeThat is how I read your posts. I have a strong feeling I would be able to pick you out of about 4 or 5 people talking, all of whom I've never heard speak before. You write the way you pronounce.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
Truth be told, I prefer to write since it gives me time to edit and clarify. Speech does not afford that luxury.
Carrion, mi frend. :D
That's me... Quick on the fly..... Slow on the draw:unsure:
Meg..
The way my sleeping habits have been, I might as well start drinking now and forget about the 1hr sleep I will end up with, before I get picked up in the morning:idunno:
The fancy stainless steel bottle I have holds just over 2 cups of liquid...12oz of vodka(topped with lemonade) should give me a little buzz right??
This is the shortest, and by far the most to the point post I have every seen you make or make sense :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
It is amazing how two words can just do so much or mean so much.....:)
Do fish go to college? Besides, whatever they learn would be forgotten about within 3 seconds, or is that just goldfish?Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
You've got it in one. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
I forgot.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoXDo fish go to college? Besides, whatever they learn would be forgotten about within 3 seconds, or is that just goldfish?Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
School of fish so, obviously.Although some of them just try to skate through.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
I would inform you that you're an an alcoholic but I'm pretty sure you already know that.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
At least have the decency to feel guilty that in one day you drink what the average Cambodian family of alcoholics drinks in a year.
Consider it like therapy for the soul as there aren't any baseball bats available.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
Poor bastard 'Merkin fish are drowning in debt. Can't even escape through tankruptcy. :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787School of fish so, obviously.Although some of them just try to skate through.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787School of fish so, obviously.Although some of them just try to skate through.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
When I started this thread, I was not expecting anyone to answer "breakfast". :mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I actually consider myself as a summer Alcoholic:whistling....And your comparison with Cambodian's is mute:yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I just got home nd not hit the hot tub yet, but to give the update... Started at 530 am with 2 double vodka lemonades, and brought 3 Smirnoff's and a thermos cooler bottle.....
10oz of vodka and filled the rest with lemonade(holds just over 2 cups of liquid).
I shot 82(sucks I didn't break 80!! 3 putted 3 greens!!!), and killed everyone. So my winnings were $10 and it cost me $23 for breakfast. Over all it was a great round of golf..
But I think I may need advice how to start up and make money in the Landscaping business to get ahead :rolleyes:....
Time to relax in the hot tub for a while and maybe have a few more drinks to relax....Then after my nap I will be back...
As my people would say on this glorious day Good Shabbos!!!!
Have fun everyone....
Shay
I'd make a joke but at this point I have no idea what he's talking about.Still nothing vultured nothing gained.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
Wasn't there something in Lord of the Rings called Entmute?
OK that's all I got.