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No never, I mostly don't give a shit about everything. It is 100% out of character and so I'm hoping there's a physical cause ftw
Sunday will be interesting, I'm not even gonna keep the jug in the bathroom it'll sit next to me here and I'll just flop my lad out and have at it guests or no guests present :smilie4:
There's gotta be another reason. Hopefully it's something simple. Not knowing is the worst part.
Maybe you just need a chamber pot in the corner of the living room and act like it's totally normal. "Yeah, right, like you guys don't use one." :rolleyes:
So, normal procedures then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Good to see you're not letting this pish change you.
All joking aside, I've got a degree from one of the finest medical schools in the Caribbean and to a professional it's extremely clear that all this is the result of you repressing the fuck out of something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
I'm guessing your desire to wear women's undergarments but that's an educated guess.
Make sure you practice your left-right system. That way, you only drink the piss when you mean to drink the piss. Or you can forget the system and scream out, "I always mean to drink the piss!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Muldy. Have you been suppressing your porn urges due to having a missus. I'd hate to see your love for porn cause you harm. That would be a hole new genre.
Maybe ewe should sea a proper doctor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMwB5uIWOOI
My new jawb is a bit stressful. I'm not really sure how I'm coping with it. I guess I'll find out next time I get the bus. :fear:
Doing fuck all and reading the world wide network awl day can't be that stressful, Shirley.
Hoi.. There's some harrowing stuff on there.
Well stop looking at your old skewl's webshite.
Their website is a hive of rainbows.
Like your life, a heady mix of rainbows and gardens.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
For the record just described a ghey hedgehog.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulLike your life, a heady mix of rainbows and gardens.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
Racist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVfslRsNXUc
Such a good episode and the irony that I got this clip off YouTube isn't lost on me.
Nor is the fact that you don't necessarily have to go looking for jihadists to find evil in the World.
I don't think I'm mental anymoar, at least it's not happened for a good 5 days now. Though I have been on the diazapam every morning. I'd like to try a day off it but I'm on my own at wurk all next week isn't it, can't afford to spaz out :emo:
I'll keep on the pills and piss into whatever they ask for the time being, still hoping my piss is mental which I'll find out not this Monday coming but next. Then I can take mental piss pills to get rid of it, otherwise it's try without pills and if it keeps happening I imagine it'll be a case of seeing some sort of hawt, mature therapist like off of the Sopranos? :idunno: but it's the NHS so it'll prolly be just a plant pot in a wig with a tape recorder inside.
I don't feel mental, but neither did Hitler :ermm:
Going by your last it is clear that you are no more mental than you ever were.
Considering where you live, I don't think your sexuality is in question. Everyone is like that there.
:lol: :earl:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulLike your life, a heady mix of rainbows and gardens.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
When you put like that, it rings true.
A mental update.
They lost my piss. This wasn't a test tube, this was like a 4 pint of milk type container and they lost it. Which basically means it's in a secret underground government cloning facility.
They appolagised and said they'd have to order a new pish jug and have given me another weeks worth of diazapam, this time a lower dosage but moar pills than the last lot, so it's even moar :ermm:
It's sort of still happening, on the buses. I'm finding I have to get off and on them to get to work, taking breaks lyke. It's taking three hours to get to work and the same again home.
I have to get on a plane this thyme next week for a little holiday and then again in three weeks for wurk - I don't know what's going to happen in an airport :emo: I plan to ask them for something stronger such as skag.
They've basically said I don't have the disorder this piss test is for as it's extremely rare but they still have to test for it :dabs: then after that I have to do a cbt - cognitive behavior therapy which apparently I can do over the phone. Then they give me 3 to 6 months worth of something that are like antidepressants but not and they have no dependency side effects and will get rid of it all :eyebrows:
As you're crazy are you absolutely sure that you didn't drink the piss?
I tried to warn him, but everyone refuses my wisdom because I'm smug.
Were you actually expecting a response regardless what you say?? :noes:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I was hoping that he foolishly clung to artifacts of the past like courtesy.
My mistake.
That's not as crazy as implied.. on the day I had to hand it in, I couldn't do it till after work so I rang the docs and said is it ok until the end of the day, they said as long as you keep it in the fridge to keep it fresh :ermm: it was hard to fit it in the door shelf what with all the jars of semen and egg cartons of toenail clippings. Even had to throw out the ones that weren't mine :mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Top tip.. don't try and get off the plane mid-flight... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
You're welcome... :cool:
You're not the president of aeroplanes! :snooty:
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Clearly, you need the ghey beaten out of you.
Maybe it's like the flu jab where they infect you with some of it to build an immunity? So.... ....anyone up for some bumming.. ...I guess? :unsure:
Gives new meaning to the phrase "Nut up or shut up".
I'm not hearing a no... :shifty:
I know bumming is a popular and longstanding tradition among British, Greek, and Turkish men, but I can't actually describe WHAT it is. Therefore, I'll withhold a reply that favors either choice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
This all sounds very bus related.
Do you recall anyone ever dropping a bus on you.
That seems like the only sensible explanation.
Sorry to hear that omnibuses have been conspiring against you. Vicious bastards buses.
This wee tune explains some of this stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBIaZ9aTWco
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Alright, just in case he starts pulling his hair out during one of those bus trips.Quote:
Originally Posted by orton123
It has been known to happen:
http://i.imgur.com/r7Reeux.jpg