Happy (untimely) Birthday, Idol!

Cool Wikipedia piece JPaul:rolleyes:

And on paper you may be right:unsure: , But Canada and it's Government is it's own entity, and the UK/Britain makes no decisions or influence on how to run the country...

If it makes you happy or gives you some sort of hard-on that Canada on paper is considered British Rule... Congratulations :clap:

Again in reality... Canada's elected governments decide how to run the country with no influence or any decision the British/UK have to say..

As The US is our biggest ally, i would think our decisions are based more on them ..

True Story (But not written on Wikipedia:D)

PS. And really who fuckin cares!! Britain/UK has more troubles than Canada, it would be in our best interest to do the opposite you guys are doing...:yup:

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It's nice to see that Canadia is just as anti catholic as the UK.

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We are not anti anything other than Anti-Terrorist;) (and we do have a few here hiding , that is for sure)

As for anti Catholic?? I wouldn't think so :idunno:

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The Monarchy of Canada is at the very core of both Canada's federal structure and Westminster-style of parliamentary and constitutional democracy. The monarchy is the foundation of the executive (Queen-in-Council), legislature (Queen-in-Parliament), and judiciary (Queen-on-the-Bench) in the federal and each provincial jurisdiction..

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Seriously, if you are going to quote some royalist propaganda bullshit off Wikipedia then you give proper credit to the idiot you wrote it.



Jews.Who knew I'd ever agree with one?

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toront...dror-1.3343188

That was a rhetorical question because the answer is certainly not I.

Hey fellas, what's all this discord I'm sensing? Can't we all just like get along and love each other?

If you aren't happy with it coming from wikipedia then have a look here. It's what your own parliament has to say on the matter.

It's got nothing to do with the UK. You are a constitutional monarchy and the Queen is the head of state. You being upset about it is irrelevant.

http://www.parl.gc.ca/about/senate/m...archy_00-e.htm

The Crown occupies a central place in our Parliament and our democracy, founded on the rule of law and respect for rights and freedoms; the Crown embodies the continuity of the state and is the underlying principle of its institutional unity. The Crown heads all three branches of government: the Executive, where the Prime Minister is the principal advisor; the Legislative, which recognizes the Crown as one of three constituents of Parliament, acting with the consent of the Senate and the House of Commons; and the Judiciary, since all decisions made by the courts are given in the name of the Queen.

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Hey fellas, what's all this discord I'm sensing? Can't we all just like get along and love each other?

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Apparently the Canadians didn't know the Queen ran their cuntry.

Go figure.

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It's nice to see that Canadia is just as anti catholic as the UK.

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We are not anti anything other than Anti-Terrorist;) (and we do have a few here hiding , that is for sure)

As for anti Catholic?? I wouldn't think so :idunno:

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You ban someone from being your Monarch if they are Catholic. Not any other religion, not atheist, not agnostic, just Catholic.

You must see that is anti Catholic.

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Hey fellas, what's all this discord I'm sensing? Can't we all just like get along and love each other?

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Apparently the Canadians didn't know the Queen ran their cuntry.

Go figure.

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Yeah, she runs mine too, apparently. Has done with greater and lesser success for about 900 years. Canadians had the good sense just to take it, though.

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Apparently the Canadians didn't know the Queen ran their cuntry.

Go figure.

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Yeah, she runs mine too, apparently. Has done with greater and lesser success for about 900 years. Canadians had the good sense just to take it, though.

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They didn't know they were constitutionally sectarian either, some people.

Power lies with those who wield it and since the Queen's "power" is in this case wholly ceremonial then that would be not so much.

See previous point about Americans and British having a lot in common as both seem to be dicks.

I'm bad with names so would anyone mind if in the future I just referred to you as jackal 1 and jackal 2?

How about Carlos and Hykel?

I picture one of you more as an Anpu.

Not because of the Egyptian connection but because you remind me of poo.

What is it with people who get all aggressive just because you point out a few facts.

There really is no need for it.

Jackal & Hiding?

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I picture one of you more as an Anpu.
Not because of the Egyptian connection but because you remind me of poo.

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:lol: :artist: :lol:

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What is it with people who get all aggressive just because you point out a few facts.
There really is no need for it.

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Ok JPaul... Your facts are very interesting:unsure:

When it comes to living in Canada , the Queen has fuck all to do with our day to day living, but the Royal Family does make Canadians go wild when they visit:idunno:

And if you ever want to see the difference of living in Canada, you should come and visit, and make sure you set up a visit with Idol so he can punch you in the DICK!!!, or is it you are a DICK and he punches you in the Face?? Maybe i will let Idol decide your fate JPaul:D

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Jackal & Hiding?

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I've been confronted with facts. I'm afraid it's a little too late to try and placate me.

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When it comes to living in Canada , the Queen has fuck all to do with our day to day living, but the Royal Family does make Canadians go wild when they visit:idunno:

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It has nothing to do with the Monarchy, it's purely a celebrity thing.Like Donald Trump or Kylie Jenner, ironically both of which would probably get bigger crowds.:mellow:

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What is it with people who get all aggressive just because you point out a few facts.
There really is no need for it.

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Ok JPaul... Your facts are very interesting:unsure:

When it comes to living in Canada , the Queen has fuck all to do with our day to day living, but the Royal Family does make Canadians go wild when they visit:idunno:

And if you ever want to see the difference of living in Canada, you should come and visit, and make sure you set up a visit with Idol so he can punch you in the DICK!!!, or is it you are a DICK and he punches you in the Face?? Maybe i will let Idol decide your fate JPaul:D

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Third party threats. Typical jew.

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Ok JPaul... Your facts are very interesting:unsure:

When it comes to living in Canada , the Queen has fuck all to do with our day to day living, but the Royal Family does make Canadians go wild when they visit:idunno:

And if you ever want to see the difference of living in Canada, you should come and visit, and make sure you set up a visit with Idol so he can punch you in the DICK!!!, or is it you are a DICK and he punches you in the Face?? Maybe i will let Idol decide your fate JPaul:D

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Third party threats. Typical jew.

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Third party threats on my dick, by a Canadian, on the internet.


I'm a bag of nerves, so I am.

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Third party threats. Typical jew.

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Third party threats on my dick, by a Canadian, on the internet.


I'm a bag of nerves, so I am.

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Historically, of course, Jews have little consideration for dicks. Or perhaps a bit too much.

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Third party threats on my dick, by a Canadian, on the internet.
I'm a bag of nerves, so I am.

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It was never intended to be a threat JPaul:noes:

If you chose to visit Canada and arranged to see Idol ,chances are he would punch you in the Face:yup:

FACT...

TRUE STORY

Actual not fact but since it's a lot more exciting let's go with it anyway.

Mostly I try and limit my assaults to proper grammar and the occasional Mexican.

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Third party threats on my dick, by a Canadian, on the internet.
I'm a bag of nerves, so I am.

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It was never intended to be a threat JPaul:noes:

If you chose to visit Canada and arranged to see Idol ,chances are he would punch you in the Face:yup:

FACT...

TRUE STORY

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I really don't see that at as fact at all. Perhaps the fact that you see it that way is testament to your nature. From what I've read over the years, Idol displays character of an entirely obverse nature as to how you seem to perceive him.

I should imagine Idol being a full on welcoming to the point of discomfort kinda guy, despite internets ribbing and ideological contretemps. He'd let people stoke his cats and do wheelies on his bike. I know this. You clearly do not, you filthy jew.

My bike's sacred you paddy bastard.

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Third party threats on my dick, by a Canadian, on the internet.


I'm a bag of nerves, so I am.

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Historically, of course, Jews have little consideration for dicks. Or perhaps a bit too much.

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I believe it actually goes back to a misunderstanding from Genesis.

(Genesis 17, 10-14) "This is my covenant, which ye shall keep, between me and you and thy seed after thee; every man child among you shall be circumspect".

God meant them to careful about how they went about things, not to cut a bit on their knob off.

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I believe it actually goes back to a misunderstanding from Genesis.
(Genesis 17, 10-14) "This is my covenant, which ye shall keep, between me and you and thy seed after thee; every man child among you shall be circumspect".
God meant them to careful about how they went about things, not to cut a bit on their knob off.

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I don't get it JPaul?? Did Idol find a way to Punch your face through the Internet:unsure:

Is that a Jesus thing you quoted ??

You do know Jews speak directly to G-D right?? He uses the son thing to ignore the shit stinkers..:lol:

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I believe it actually goes back to a misunderstanding from Genesis.
(Genesis 17, 10-14) "This is my covenant, which ye shall keep, between me and you and thy seed after thee; every man child among you shall be circumspect".
God meant them to careful about how they went about things, not to cut a bit on their knob off.

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I don't get it JPaul?? Did Idol find a way to Punch your face through the Internet:unsure:

Is that a Jesus thing you quoted ??

You do know Jews speak directly to G-D right?? He uses the son thing to ignore the shit stinkers..:lol:

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If you were clever enough I would assume you were rodding with that one.

As it is I think you are probably serious.

Or not a Jew, I suppose that's possible as well.

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If you were clever enough I would assume you were rodding with that one.
As it is I think you are probably serious.
Or not a Jew, I suppose that's possible as well.

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You got 2 right JPaul.... The son won't give you any prizes for that, maybe he is out of town at the moment, you may have to try later seeing you are blocked to go to the Main Source:noes::cry: Remember the Shit Stinkers rule:D

True Story:lol:

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The Monarchy of Canada is at the very core of both Canada's federal structure and Westminster-style of parliamentary and constitutional democracy. The monarchy is the foundation of the executive (Queen-in-Council), legislature (Queen-in-Parliament), and judiciary (Queen-on-the-Bench) in the federal and each provincial jurisdiction. The Canadian sovereign is the personification of the Canadian state and, as a matter of constitutional law, is Canada. The current Canadian monarch, since 6 February 1952, is Queen Elizabeth II. Royal succession is determined according to common and statute law, which stipulates the throne is inherited by the sovereign's eldest living, non-Catholic child or, in the case of a childless sovereign, the nearest collateral line. As such, Elizabeth's son, Prince Charles, is heir apparent.

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Damn, that's a lot of setup, but any joke that ends with 'Prince Charles will be your next monarch' is a pretty good one.

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Power lies with those who wield it and since the Queen's "power" is in this case wholly ceremonial then that would be not so much.

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I've long since thought of Canadia as 'Merika's tuque, but I've got to side with JP on this matter. No free, independent country would suddenly list Donald Trump as 'statutorily' (and other legal terms) their head of state, judiciary, etc. simply because he's got a history of being rich and an a cunt.

Face it, the only thing keeping Prince Goofy off your money is the fact that the Queen is a tougher bird than Jack Lalanne.

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Damn, that's a lot of setup, but any joke that ends with 'Prince Charles will be your next monarch' is a pretty good one.

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Rumours was always said that the Queen would out-live Charles, even my means of some sort of machine to make sure he would never hold the crown and one of Diana's kids would then be next in line to wear the crown.

And being more real... Diana's death led to no love loss for Charles for he was always in love with Horse ass face Camilla(i think her mother got pregnant from Mr. Ed the horse:whistling) butt (pardon the pun) was not suited for a future never going to happen King...

All just speculation of course :D

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I've long since thought of Canada as America's tuque

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Fixed so i can understand:whistling
And it really is an interesting analogy, and i would consider America a close neighbor and ally :D Slightly overweight people and all of that:D
Plus it is a really great place to summer in the winter:lol:

As for Trump as your president?? I really can't believe he has lasted this long:idunno:, But i do think you are going to see the first Women President:yup:
And realistically she does have more Balls and Brains and experience then all of the Candidates combined:D

Trump will get rid of all Immigrants Bernie will bring all terrorists in, and Hillary will be somewhere in the middle less the Terrorists :happy:

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No free, independent country would suddenly list Donald Trump as 'statutorily' (and other legal terms) their head of state, judiciary, etc. simply because he's got a history of being rich and an a cunt.

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That's essentially what Trump is running on so are you saying that America isn't free, pinko?

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That's essentially what Trump is running on so are you saying that America isn't free, pinko?

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What is a Pinko??

Does it smell?
Does it have taste??
Should we be afraid of it??
Is there a penicillin/vaccination to cure it??

Edit.. Ok Idol it is a game you can gamble on in Vegas right?? No wait... It is something you feed your pet snake??

Forgive my lateness but happy birthday and shit. I have slaughtered a moose in your honour, the zoo was furious and I had no time to explain. :hbd:

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That's essentially what Trump is running on so are you saying that America isn't free, pinko?

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What is a Pinko??

Does it smell?
Does it have taste??
Should we be afraid of it??
Is there a penicillin/vaccination to cure it??

Edit.. Ok Idol it is a game you can gamble on in Vegas right?? No wait... It is something you feed your pet snake??

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Pretty sure it's a type of Japanese bread crumb.