You are my Bubba.:flowers:
And Mary is obviously Lieutenant Dan.
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You are my Bubba.:flowers:
And Mary is obviously Lieutenant Dan.
Was a prick, suffers a tragic event, goes crazy, descends into a self destructive period, wallowing in his own self pity and finally snaps out of it and marries an Asian women.
I mean if I didn't know better, I would swear that Mary is largely basing his life on this character.
:glagpinch: Not far off...not far at all...Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
If I ever get married again, it's going to be for immigration purposes, so it'll probably be an Asian woman.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Hurray.
I mean, dammit!
At this point I'm afraid that other than marrying an Asian woman, the only other option that makes sense script-wise is if you come out as gay to get back at your ultra-religious mother.
She isn't ultra religious, just crazy with the guns and phobias of Muslims and North Koreans (well the latter can be justified with some effort), etc., not that it makes a difference.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I've never seen a cute guy in all my existence. However, I have seen some cute penis-bearing transitionals, so that'd be the closest I think I could get to marrying a dick wielder.
A cute face is about the most important thing for initial attraction. My man crush on Paul Rudd, on the other hand, has nothing to do with cuteness, but it's just the face I would prefer to have if given the option. That stands out to me because I prefer how I look to just about everyone.
Now that I've shared, just how gay are you, Idol?
Technically zero percent. The fact that I would sleep with Meg doesn't count as I consider him for all intents and purposes to be a woman.
I should have specified that you should round to the nearest integer instead of the nearest hundred. So, you're about 49% gay, got it.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I came up with that because of the apparent standards you have in woman.
Next up, Meg in drag.
If John Travolta and Tom Cruise had a gay child, kept it in a closet and fed it nothing but rainbows and pixie dust- that would equal 5 Gay. Idol is a 17 on that same scale, which normally only goes to 10...Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Maverick isn't gay.Take it back.:'(
This was tooo classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSV35A1cQDM
[Clip:Tarantino on Top Gun]
Fuck you, Tarantino.You know what's, gay? Reservoir Dogs, you immense homo.
Alan Cummings writes an open letter to Dairy Queen asking them to offer non-dairy products.:unsure:
http://www.mediapeta.com/peta/PDF/Al...DairyQueen.pdf
Is this real?Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I don't really doubt the possibility of making the suggestion, but I'm just having a hard time believing that it can be done without even once giving a nod to the irony and moving on in spite of it.
Moving day. I have finished all my packing and am moving to the burbs of Nerima-ku. I'll have a patio. That is all.
No furniture or appliances or toilet or shower? Just the patio?
I hope you're at least getting a good deal.
Corrugated cardboard boxes, a great deal. At this point I just need a wall socket.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I actually buy all my meals outside of the home. Convenience store bento boxes, katsudon, ramen, etc.
You're life is one big adventure now.
Appreciate the fact even through the malnutrition.
The nutritional intake is more robust than my typical diet in the US. Particularly, I put more green stuff in my mouth, especially in the cases of soba and ramen.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I don't know why I bothered to post that. That's a fucking boring post.
Another boring detail is that I wanted to try on festive wear. On the day I went to buy a yukata, I couldn't bear the thought of wearing long sleeves, so I got a low priced jinbei instead. When I went out for the huge fireworks festival in Asakusa, I noticed that the jinbei is the go-to attire for boyfriends and husbands exhibiting minimal effort to accompany their ladies donning yukata. That's to say that I chose the correct articles of clothing. I'm one fucking lazy SO.
Soba
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Is that not the dress code to work in theQuote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
OpiumPoppy fields:unsure:
Traditional jinbei are made from hemp ...Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
So does that mean if you perspire, you may get a body stone??:cool:
Not nearly as boring as you think if only because I would have had to look up yukata and jinbei to fully appreciate what you were saying and as I couldn't be bothered I just went with yakuza and juju beans.:)
That and I replaced "festive" with it's archaic synonym "gay" because, obviously.
Seriously though, you've been in Japan for like a month now so how many samurai have you seen and how many people's heads have they chopped off because they've offended their honour?
If it's less than 12 I'll be seriously disappointed.
Notice I didn't ask how many ninjas you've seen because any ninja worth his salt is not going to let himself be seen.
Serious question.Can every legume Shay eats be termed a juju bean?
:noes::noes::noes:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
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:yup::yup::yup:
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But i do prefer wine gums :D
I thought that only happens in the Middle East??:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
And more forbecause they like tooreligious purposes........
:ninja: :bye: :shuriken: :bye:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Except in the Middle East it's done for whatever the exact opposite of honour is.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgUqk2tl31o
This, Godzilla,Midway and Battle Royale are literally the substance on which all my views of Japan are founded.
:yup: :artist: :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Japanese in outer space..:unsure:
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Japanese Sumo Wrestler in space :unsure:
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Jewish consultant/salesmen/negotiator in space:whistling
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Nice but since he's Jewish I'm not sure that the nose is hooked enough.
Canada trounced England in Women's Rugby today.
On paper it looked closer as we had the better team but they had the most frightening looking lesbian.
It says something that you can look like
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and still not be the scariest person in the room.
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I then watched the Women's Weightlifting and am still waiting for a woman to make an appearance. :mellow:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFmnqc0d-n4
Thanks, internet I needed that.
:lol::lol::lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Idol...
I am busy watching Woman's Beach Volleyball:whistling and there is way too many pictures to post for that LOL!!
And for some reason i still need Viagra for the American team:unsure: Just not doing it for me....
Do you think Trump would throw it into her??:01: I know Bill Clinton would, while Hillary watches ...
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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Call me old fashioned, but I prefer my crotch shots to be taken without the interfering shorts.
7/10 I like the butt, I just can't fap to it...
You'll be disappointing. No gerund intended.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787