I am still an involuntary celibate

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I regret creating this topic. We all know there is no biological need for sex.

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:unsure:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I regret creating this topic. We all know there is no biological need for sex.

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:unsure:

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Well, it's needed for the survival of the species, but not for the survival of an individual.

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Originally Posted by TheFoX

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

You can try rubbing actual vinegar or lemon juice in those pits or other nether regions. I haven't tried it myself because who the fuck buys lemons? However, soaps are basic (alkaline or higher pH) due to sulfonates being the go-to micelle formers, and the raised pH promotes bacterial growth that leads to BO. Therefore, lowering the pH with acids (acetic, citric, etc.) should be a suitable prevention or maintenance method. Maybe even Coca Cola could work because of its phosphoric acid content, but I don't remember the pH or if it's low enough to be comparable to lemon juice.

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At this time of the morning, that didn't make much sense.

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Shut up and drink your vinegar, peasant.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I regret creating this topic. We all know there is no biological need for sex. We also know that all of us share one thing in common: we want others to care about us and we want to care about others. If I have sex with someone and then I'll never see that person again, will I be satisfied? I don't think so. People should have sex when they want to show their sexual partners that they truly care about them. This thread should have never been created.

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Consider the evolutionary path that brings the human population to its current existence. It is the drive to procreate, the ability to cope with hardship, the ability to avert danger and keep younglings alive until they can procreate, etc. that has become ingrained into the human psyche. Therefore, it shouldn't be surprising that we feel a sense of emptiness without companionship and suffering.

Our individual constructs aren't completely molded from nature though, so nurture or environment can augment or reverse these natural imperatives.

Lastly, we are self aware. Mind over testicles is all you need to combat the despair of virginity. Furthermore, hands over testicles offer temporary relief every time you find yourself in a rut.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

People should have sex when they want to show their sexual partners that they truly care about them.

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:glag:

I am just trying to say that since sexual objectification is morally wrong, it would be a good idea to have sex only in those circumstances when two people genuinely care about each other.

I always genuinely care about my partner. The entire three min.. uhm, thirty minutes. On average. ;)

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Originally Posted by Caballero

I always genuinely care about my partner. The entire three min.. uhm, thirty minutes. On average. ;)

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:lol::lol:

Three min sex , thirty minutes cuddle and cleanup, then right back to sports on the TV :D
Or for Meg 2 min on the internet with Young'ins, and 20min cuddling with the wife :P

On the Care about coitus with each other thing ..
If that were true, there would be no babies for LGBTQ2 adoptions :unsure:

On the subject of gheys, I was watching Timeless on TV and now there's a lesbian character for literally no reason. Did somebody pass a edict that every single TV series must now contain at least one ghey character?

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

On the subject of gheys, I was watching Timeless on TV and now there's a lesbian character for literally no reason. Did somebody pass a edict that every single TV series must now contain at least one ghey character?

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I like better the boycott/complaints of African Americans/Canadians neglected on tv or movies, try to find a series on TV without one..

And this is not meant to be a racist thing/comment by any means, just an observation.....
As for Fudge Packers or Muff Divers, they have always been on or introduced in TV shows :yup:
Maybe you have become a wee bit more observant:D

Edit: Idol... What year did they go back to, and introduced a Rug Munch er??

The woman who's in charge of something or other had whatsherface over to dinner to meet her family and it turns out that her Mr. is a Mrs.
I wouldn't care except it was just obvious pandering to the present social climate like with The Penguin suddenly discovering that he's ghey even though the entire history of that character says otherwise.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

This thread should have never been created.

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Some say the same thing about you, but you are here. So, if you are here, so is this thread.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I regret creating this topic. We all know there is no biological need for sex. We also know that all of us share one thing in common: we want others to care about us and we want to care about others. If I have sex with someone and then I'll never see that person again, will I be satisfied? I don't think so. People should have sex when they want to show their sexual partners that they truly care about them. This thread should have never been created.

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Right on Oleg. Now you're using your head. Honestly, I can usually get myself off better than any female could. Don't get me wrong, that warm, wet hug from their vagina around my penis is indeed great. Especially when you don't wear a condom. Not only does it feel better bareback but it's more exciting cuz you're basically playing Russian roulette. Don't know if she has an STD or not. And taking that risk is hot to me.

But...when it's all said and done all you're doing is getting your nut. Which you could probably do it better to yourself than any female could(well, that's how I am at least, I rarely climax when having sex nowadays, it sucks, I always have to listen to "are you not attracted to me").

The thing is is trying to find that one special bitch who you can completely be yourself around. Say whatever is on your mind, do whatever the fuck you want. And she would still love you no matter what dumbass shit you say or do.

Getting pussy is the easy part. Finding a "true partner"...well, that's a problem that will more than likely never happen to ya. You can literally walk down the street and run into a girl to fuck. Remember that they want it just as much as we do.

So I wouldn't care too much about the whole caring for each other part. It's incredibly hard to find a partner who you genuinely will care about. And I'm not talking about just love. I'm talking about the type of care that if she wanted to poop on your chest, you would let her because you care about her fucked up urges so much to let her. Or if she needed a kidney, and you're a match, you would actually give her one(lol, yeah fucking right).

Just go get your nut brother. If your actual "soul mate" pops up, then that's great! But I honestly don't believe in that shit anymore. Most females are just as self centered as I am. So finding "that one" I have given up on a long time ago. I thought I found "her" quite a few times already. All you can hope for is to find someone who you can actually tolerate being around on a daily basis. And vice versa...

Truthfully, I wish you the best.

How does this work ?

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Originally Posted by shivanandan

How does this work ?

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Ask your mum. :P

In the not so distant future