So who else has lost their virginity ?
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So who else has lost their virginity ?
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Originally Posted by shivanandan
She was on top of him :batman:Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I don't know what is worse... Paying for sex, or posting on a gay forum that you paid for sex.
Mind you, posting that you waited until you were thirty five before paying for it must rank quite high in the loser stakes.
Could you imagine if someone like MegaByteMe posted every time he laid his missus, this forum would either be filled to bursting point with fresh posts, or exactly the opposite, there would hardly be any activity, depending on whether he still had his labedo.
This is a sad day indeed when someone needs to post about their sex life.
Would you marry someone who is not a virgin in Europe ?
Come on, don't you realize how happy I was when this finally happened?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
Are you like Stephen hawking's with some sort of disability ?Then it is perfectly alright to have sex with a prostitute .
Doesn't speak to his point about why the apparent need to share that info with strangers.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegLCome on, don't you realize how happy I was when this finally happened?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
I miss you, too, FoX :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
Doesn't exactly sound like she's a full-time prostitute. Probably just a girl without standards in need of some *quick* money for penicillin or Valtrex. :idunno:
What exactly is a stranger? Each person shares a lot of similarities with the rest of humanity. All people become happy when their incomes increase. All people become happy when they are able to get laid. All people become upset when their relatives die. Since all of us become happy or upset for similar reasons, it means we share a bond. The fact that we share a bond means you are not strangers to me at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
If you are a Monk or Nun I`m sure OlegL will make an exception to the above membership rulesQuote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down
When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
Not necessarily-- especially on that point. Some relatives are the worst people we ever encounter. Their deaths are a relief.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
As for the others, you assume too much. Higher income almost always comes with higher demands and stress-- pressures don't equate to happiness. Similarly to drugs, there are endless downsides to getting laid: unintended pregnancy, jealousy, change in relationship that could result in loss of friendship afterwards, simply BAD experience and disappointment from the partner.
As for your basic premise regarding the human experience, yes, it is when we understand each other that we begin to drop barriers and decide to allow people in our lives. Many end up being gross disappointments and pain, but there are a handful who are worth the struggles. Those people become our friends.
Friendships are important dude , friendships are important . I don't see anyone giving much importance to it these days .
Sometimes a smile from a girl is all you need to make you happy .
It also makes you quit smoking
Go back to your jew hole . You plant fucker . You cannot change a plant into a business .True honest opinions nobody wants anymore
Was that necessary "Fake Goat Fucker" !!!Quote:
Originally Posted by captaincaveman
Or maybe yet "Cow Manure Worshiper"
Do you like those things said about you??
It must be painful to be you. Honest opinion.Quote:
Originally Posted by captaincaveman
There are like a billion people in the mosques going clueless about a fucking god , and i am not one of it
Lol , You praise the lord too much and yet do jack shitQuote:
Originally Posted by shainaWas that necessary "Fake Goat Fucker" !!!Quote:
Originally Posted by captaincaveman
Or maybe yet "Cow Manure Worshiper"
Do you like those things said about you??
I was not talking about this only girl . I was talking about the dick heads in the mosque praying to our gods with loud speakers .
Everybody has an only girl . Mine looked bright on the outside , is pretty dim inside
Brilliant and the Truth......Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
This is the worst erotic fiction I've ever read.
Wow!!, a blast from the past...Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Nice to see you Macky:happy:
Are you actually happily settled somewhere now??
I'm currently a transient. In other words, I'm living the dream, man.Quote:
Originally Posted by shainaWow!!, a blast from the past...Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Nice to see you Macky:happy:
Are you actually happily settled somewhere now??
I couldn't secure legal residence in Japan, so I'm sleeping on the floor somewhere in the West coast of the states.
I have been doing consulting work via telecommute, but I've yet to be paid for it. They closed out my invoices from March through May, and they needed to mail me a check, like on paper or some shit like that, so I just gave them a fax number. Until I get that sorted, no Airbnb for me. I'm still doing work for them in libraries and cafes.
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Airbnb in Toronto..Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
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Sound like you are still soul searching Macky:)
Hey what ever floats your boat, and as long as you are happy buddy, that's really what matters...
I am trying not to imagine that you are still wearing that robe and walking around with a stick and a headscarf on the end filled with the rest of your belongings, hopping on trains as a stowaway:unsure:
And I do assume you have a bank account still?? Such a thing as direct deposit?
You being in travel mode, having a mailing address could be some what difficult, or even a postal box....
Are you keeping a journal of your experience??
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Originally Posted by mjmacky
Explains your penchant for kimonos at least.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Explains your penchant for kimonos at least.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Naturally I have a bank account, but there are now spiders living in it. So, they aren't doing direct deposit, and that was the whole premise of my joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
Journal is in my head. If I wanted to thoroughly detail my experiences, I'd write a book and sell that shit.
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Originally Posted by Something Else:huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I bill by hour, invoiced each month, and then they pay me. Their method of payment is by check. Have you ever even 90s'd dude?
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I'm not lying, but I mostly wear one of four pairs of Thai fisherman shorts/pants. They are there best things that have ever been near my penis.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Explains your penchant for kimonos at least.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
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It's a gateway short.
Sent from my home using telepathy.
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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I figured you had a bank account Macky, just strange today's world they won't do direct deposit for you:)Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
And with your experiences, it may be a best seller LOL!!!
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PS. You do consulting work for a company and you bill them for your work, not hard to understand ;)
I now have to uncheck the box manually every time I post to avoid a signature tag. Why is everything so obnoxious?Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
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Originally Posted by mjmacky
I have this theory that it's because when the time comes for you to die you won't mind it as much.
That's true for all. Anyone that has died and stayed dead has never complained about their death or anything really.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I have this theory that it's because when the time comes for you to die you won't mind it as much.